Hetalia 2021: Mr China's BBQ party

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Germany: "This soup is delicious! Whatever did you put in it?"

China: "I'm going to be honest with you, I'm not even sure myself. I'm 70 percent sure it's pangolin meat, but there's a 20 percent chance it's bat and a 10 percent change it's a cave dwelling snake that eats bats. I always like to be adventurous and eat random shit!"

Japan: "Big brother, that's the most horrifying thing I've ever heard!"

China: "Go eat some more whale you little punk! I'll have you know it's been a tradition since the Ming dynasty to import and eat rare and disgusting animals! It's a sign of new wealth and that you've finally made it into the upper middle class. Just like Mr Russia and his Adidas fetish.

Russia: "Don't compare my addictions to yours! Adidas tracksuits are very stylish and make for optimum squatting!"

America: "Um...China? I don't feel so good. This is worse than England's cooking!"

China: "Don't worry! It's very normal to feel sick after my mystery meat surprise. You should probably stay home for the next few weeks."

America: "Fuck you Winnie the Pooh! Me, England, and Brazil are going to the club! If we're feeling a little sick then who cares?"

Apr 20, 2021 2:05 AM

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