I'm no fan of comedy, but this is, by far, the best anime ever.
- Kingdom is at the brink of destruction. The hero arrives, but gets stucked. He doesn't do anything, but still gets a feast.
- The princess has been kidnapped. The king begs for help. The queen cries. Protagonist asks what he'll get in exchange.
- You can't enter the demon lord's castle without beign noticed. Protagonist disguises two of his party members as stray dogs, while playing violin to create a sad atmosphere. The plan works.
- One of the party members falls in a trap. The other starts screaming her name. Protagonist gets annoyed and throw him into the hole with a Spartan kick.
- The party gets sorrounded by a skeleton army. The protagonist turns his remaining companion into a Megazord. And laugh - like a Light.
- He keeps laughing like a Light.
- He turns his Megazord into a Beyblade. The Beyblade... Destroys half of the castle.
- The party members which... "fell"... arrives at the final boss room, only to get turned into stone by the evil Medusa.
- He calls the final boss stupid: that was just part of his plan (he's a mastermind). He gets his petrified companions and... Throw them at the dreadful beast.
- His companion breaks. And he curses it - he no longer has anything to throw. He decides to turn his last companion into stone as well.
- He enhances his companion feelings (by playing Franz von Suppé), to the point that she starts to fly. She then turns into a horse, only to then use the infamous "Mother's Flying Kick", defeating the final boss.
- He puts up a fucking cool pose, shining, as the sunlight touches his skin.
THE END.
Now, speaking seriously: there's no real story. But it's really not bad if you watch this as a passtime. It's only 30 minutes. They have a start, a development and an ending. I expected something horrible, turned out pretty nice. |