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Mar 31, 2015 11:00 PM
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Very simple: you are your avatar. Now talk to the avatar of the person above you. Talk about them, talk about yourself, do whatever you wish (so long as it's as your avatar).

For example, if I were to talk to my avatar (in this case, an actual picture of myself), I would say what Kirei would say:

"Good God, never have I met a more dashing chap in my life before. I need to physically restrain myself from bowing to your majesty. I pledge my soul to your cause, you wonderful man, and the briefest sight of you will live with me to my dying breathe.

I'm also reasonably certain that you are better than that hack Kiritsugu."
TrueKireiPriestMar 31, 2015 11:04 PM
I am the Priest of my church
Yuetsu is my body, and wine is my blood
I have trolled over a thousand users
Unknown to sympathy, nor known to apathy
Withstood Shirou to eat Mapo Tofu
Yet, my question will never be answered
So as I rejoice, Unlimited Kirei Works!
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Mar 31, 2015 11:08 PM
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TrueKireiPriest said:
Very simple: you are your avatar. Now talk to the person above you. Talk about them, talk about yourself, do whatever you wish (so long as it's as your avatar).

For example, if I were to talk to my avatar (in this case, an actual picture of myself), I would say what Kirei would say:

"Good God, never have I met a more dashing chap in my life before. I need to physically restrain myself from bowing to your majesty. I pledge my soul to your cause, you wonderful man, and the briefest sight of you will live with me to my dying breathe.

I'm also reasonably certain that you are better than that hack Kiritsugu."


Come now, self-aware reality marble Kirei, are you experiencing another existential crisis yet again? Or, perhaps you are still just merely lacking Yuetsu in your time upon this world? Now where are those Sabers? I said Yuetsu and Sabers damn it.
Mar 31, 2015 11:12 PM
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*eyes scary foreigner

*prepares snowballs
Mar 31, 2015 11:13 PM
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^^
Sabers were never a guarantee for this club, King of Heroes. If you direct your attention to the description, it clearly say:
Yuetsu, Shrimps, Wine, Mustaches, and MAPO TOFU!!
I'm not experiencing an existential crisis. You can all pretend to be someone else, but my avatar is already one of my photos.


^ Kirei does not appreciate being ninja'd. I'd ask you to refrain from doing so again, or suffer the consequences.
I am the Priest of my church
Yuetsu is my body, and wine is my blood
I have trolled over a thousand users
Unknown to sympathy, nor known to apathy
Withstood Shirou to eat Mapo Tofu
Yet, my question will never be answered
So as I rejoice, Unlimited Kirei Works!
Mar 31, 2015 11:24 PM
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TrueKireiPriest said:
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Sabers were never a guarantee for this club, King of Heroes. If you direct your attention to the description, it clearly say:
Yuetsu, Shrimps, Wine, Mustaches, and MAPO TOFU!!
I'm not experiencing an existential crisis. You can all pretend to be someone else, but my avatar is already one of my photos.


^ Kirei does not appreciate being ninja'd. I'd ask you to refrain from doing so again, or suffer the consequences.


Of course your avatar is a photo of yourself. Where did the notion arise that implied the opposite? You addressed a question where there was none, Kirei.
Mar 31, 2015 11:31 PM
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So you weren't implying that I was questioning the meaning of my own existence? It is a pointless endeavor, and neither of us should waste our time on it. Especially when there is so much wine left to drink, and so much mapo tofu to eat.

The meanings behind identifying yourself with a photo should be left to people it applies to.
I am the Priest of my church
Yuetsu is my body, and wine is my blood
I have trolled over a thousand users
Unknown to sympathy, nor known to apathy
Withstood Shirou to eat Mapo Tofu
Yet, my question will never be answered
So as I rejoice, Unlimited Kirei Works!
Mar 31, 2015 11:42 PM
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Your photo was actually never of any relevance. However, it is evident that at times prodding around with a stick can lead to some rather interesting revelations. But regardless, yes there is still much wine and mapo tofu to be had. Rejoice.

Mar 31, 2015 11:47 PM
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What need does a mad scientist have for alcohol?

Nothing can compare to the stimulation one receives from Dr. Pepper.

The true drink of the intelligentsia!
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Apr 1, 2015 12:48 AM
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Why you are so obsessed with Dr. Pepper, mad scientist, I will never understand.

However, that does not change the fact that you are indeed an interesting specimen... Yes, tell me, what did it feel like to fail Mayuri over and over again? You poor thing, it must've been so stressful~


Apr 1, 2015 2:09 AM

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W-Well . . . . Yes it was. Of course it was! Is there supposed to be some sort of ambiguity about that? The constant cycle of deaths and resurrections, seeing Mayuri die so many times it might very well outweigh the sum total of every pleasant memory I have with her. The hopelessness of knowing it's inevitable, and that all the laws of the universe are working against you - an irony so cruel it almost made this mad scientist curse the existence of a natural world.

Is this what you wish to hear? Don't think I'm not aware of who I'm addressing, priestess. For someone claiming to deliver God's salvation, my recounting of this desperate situation probably thrills you, doesn't it?
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Apr 1, 2015 8:46 AM

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Dance with me, Mick.


Now. *Insert Charisma rank B here*
The sun is a deadly laser
Apr 1, 2015 8:51 AM

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Oh, Saber, what a chance to meet you here.
Now, come with me.
Apr 1, 2015 8:51 AM

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^^Dance with sieba-senpai??
YAAAY!
*dances*

^Oh dear, seems you're obsessed with someone. I would very much enjoy performing a few mad science experiments on what you consider to be magic >:D
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Apr 1, 2015 8:41 PM

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mira-nyan said:
Dance with me, Mick.


Now. *Insert Charisma rank B here*


Best Treeeeeeeeasure :3
Apr 1, 2015 9:14 PM

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I can't have my admins breaking the rules of the thread, Gilgamesh.
I am the Priest of my church
Yuetsu is my body, and wine is my blood
I have trolled over a thousand users
Unknown to sympathy, nor known to apathy
Withstood Shirou to eat Mapo Tofu
Yet, my question will never be answered
So as I rejoice, Unlimited Kirei Works!
Apr 1, 2015 9:31 PM

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TrueKireiPriest said:
I can't have my admins breaking the rules of the thread, Gilgamesh.


Very well then, Kirei.
Apr 2, 2015 12:35 PM

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Dear, dear, you must calm yourself young gentleman. Here, have some tea beer and chocolate~
Apr 2, 2015 2:51 PM

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I highly doubt that golden pretty boi will accept cheap beer.

Chocolate is cool though, so maybe his mood won't be completely ruined.
Apr 2, 2015 3:05 PM

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Say, BroLancer, would you like to work for me?
Apr 2, 2015 3:10 PM

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Shrimperor said:
Say, BroLancer, would you like to work for me?


"slaps in the back"

Ohhh not bad at all Casta.Make sure you work him hard haha!
Say... Casta... if he accepts,can i work with you too?
Apr 3, 2015 6:58 AM

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When I see FrozenRemains talking to the others, I--

1. Join the discussion and call out Shrimp on the unreasonable working conditions specified in the current discussion
2. Hide and decide to eavesdrop <-
3. Ignore them and go home


Why am I the only one who can make decisions until now? Obviously because I am a protagonist here!
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Apr 3, 2015 7:11 AM

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I'm the protagonist, you faker. The one true protag of this story :V
Apr 3, 2015 7:31 AM

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OneTrueEmiya said:
I'm the protagonist, you faker. The one true protag of this story :V


"Hey, FrozenRemains and the others! Look at this! I caught OneTrueEmiya eavesdropping on you! And now he is mad at me because I exposed him!"
Apr 3, 2015 1:30 PM

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You're all wrong. Kirei is the true protagonist of the story. I could go into a lengthy explanation on how this is true, but it's better if you all just take my word for it ;)
I am the Priest of my church
Yuetsu is my body, and wine is my blood
I have trolled over a thousand users
Unknown to sympathy, nor known to apathy
Withstood Shirou to eat Mapo Tofu
Yet, my question will never be answered
So as I rejoice, Unlimited Kirei Works!
Apr 4, 2015 10:59 PM

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"Läßt--!"
Apr 5, 2015 8:18 AM

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*restrains Shirou with holy shroud*

Fools. Clearly, I am the true main protagonist here! On the other hand, you, Emiya Shirou, are just the decoy protagonist. Can you not see the countless amounts of subtle buildup scattered all throughout F/SN, becoming blatant by the time F/HA comes around?

You possess an idealistic belief that does not match up with reality - loving the world whilst hating it. Indeed, it is an entertaining concept, but it is all merely setting the stage for the truth about the main role---!


Apr 5, 2015 12:08 PM

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Caren!

*Brings out gold coins from pocket*

Let Shirou go!


And dance with me!

*Brings out more gold*
The sun is a deadly laser
Apr 5, 2015 12:22 PM

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Good, all 3 of you are now distracted, time for me to secretly become the mysterious puppeteer character, who "secretly pulls the strings in the background".
Apr 6, 2015 9:40 AM

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*Mind-controlls Grey-Zone*
Apr 6, 2015 10:47 AM

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*sword spams Shripmy-Caster*
Apr 6, 2015 10:54 AM

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Apr 6, 2015 11:56 AM

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I am surprised for a moment because OneTrueEmiya summoned CapsuleCore, and GARBrotato also came out of nowhere again, but I immidietly regain composure.

After OneTrueEmiya's surprise attack on Shrimperor I was freed from the mind control that was activated due to my carelessness, but now I immdietly prepare counter measures against mind control magic and use the commotion of CapsuleCore's summoning to escape unnoticed. After making sure that this time I am REALLY not followed or tracked by someone again I commence with my plan from the shadows...
Apr 6, 2015 11:59 AM

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An edgy mature protagonist never has so many monologues running through his head at a time.Hence,I am the protagonist
Apr 6, 2015 12:23 PM

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Mustaches don't make a man, GAR does!
Apr 6, 2015 1:45 PM

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I hate traitorous scums, you know that, Aacha?
Apr 6, 2015 3:02 PM

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You hate traitors, and I hate fakers. Perhaps you and I should team up to rid this world of that eyesore, Caster.

I'm sure the King of Heroes would also be happy to enlist to help bring about his destruction.
I am the Priest of my church
Yuetsu is my body, and wine is my blood
I have trolled over a thousand users
Unknown to sympathy, nor known to apathy
Withstood Shirou to eat Mapo Tofu
Yet, my question will never be answered
So as I rejoice, Unlimited Kirei Works!
Apr 6, 2015 3:04 PM

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*Teams up with Kotomine*
Apr 6, 2015 5:31 PM

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Shrimperor said:
*Teams up with Kotomine*


Very keen on the ways of Yuetsu as always, my dear Emperor of Shrimps. The King of Heroes shall grant his cooperation to you and the True False Priest.
Apr 6, 2015 11:58 PM

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What fools.

Listen, you pieces of scrap. I only expect one thing from you. Just one. Be of use to me.If you can’t, I’ll carefully remake everything about you until you can and do. It will be like holding a girl’s head down and beating her face into something completely unrecognizable with your fist.
Apr 7, 2015 12:40 AM

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Oh senpai-tan, your threats are so cute. I get the feeling that you'll be quite useful to me.

Now then, come. Let us join together with my father, the King of Heroes, and the Emperor of Shrimps, and conquer the world...!


Apr 7, 2015 12:47 AM

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These small fights are such a pain. I think I’ll just end the world.

*RP a char nobody here knows is a pain*
Apr 7, 2015 12:53 AM

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You think it's a pain? Try being one of the people who has to reply.

Going by the hints you've given so far, I'll assume you are incredibly powerful. This makes you an even more necessary piece in our alliance. I can teach you how to experience the joys of true yuetsu in return. I can assure you, it is a pleasure that is unrivaled.
I am the Priest of my church
Yuetsu is my body, and wine is my blood
I have trolled over a thousand users
Unknown to sympathy, nor known to apathy
Withstood Shirou to eat Mapo Tofu
Yet, my question will never be answered
So as I rejoice, Unlimited Kirei Works!
Apr 7, 2015 12:58 AM

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Unlike a certain failure, I am a pure magic god. If that is not enough for you to understand, my words are wasted on you. You should just give up on understanding.
Apr 7, 2015 3:32 AM

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Hmmph, so you're allied with that priest. I know not who you are, but you are in my way.
Apr 7, 2015 3:43 AM

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Apr 7, 2015 3:59 AM

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Get lost, old man.
Apr 7, 2015 4:37 AM

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BAN ME
Apr 7, 2015 10:21 AM

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wat

ok

i will just walk away now bai bai


Apr 7, 2015 7:30 PM

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Apr 7, 2015 9:11 PM

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NOT RP
I didnt know that Gilgamesh was in Saint Seiya.
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