1) What's your favorite color?
F. Silver [C'mon, silver! It's shiny! And you know I looooooove shiny things. Especially if you rip your throat out, and it's all shiny... Oh, you didn't want to know that? Why are you puking? Are you sick? Here, I'll cut out your stomach and see what's wrong... *You don't know where she got it from, but she takes out a kitchen knife*]
2) If a patient fell on the floor claiming to have a heart atack what whould you do?
B. Shoot him, to put him out of his misery. [He's obviously suffering, so why shouldn't I help him?]
3) What is your favorite kind of animal?
F. Rabbit [They're CUUUUUUTE! Especially when you shoot them, and... and and then they bleed, it's shiny, and I love shiny things...]
4) If a patient escaped his cell, you encountered him alone and he was considered unstable and possible dangerous what whould you do?
A. Say hello and walk away. [He's probably my friend. If -my- friend was pushing me back into a cramped place, I'd probably dissect him or something.]
5) Are you, or have you ever at one time been a cannibal?
H. Does biting off a guy's ear count? ['Cuz I did it this one time, and... Oh, wait, I ate him. Nevermind, I'm a cannibal. Yay!]
6. What do you think of Nife801? :D
E. He's a sweet heart. XP [I want to learn how he ticks. Plus if he dissects someone I want to dissect too!]
7) If one of your fellow employies Killed a patient for no discernable reason what would you do?
A. Ask him why. [Again, I like to know how people tick. And I want to try to pull that excuse when I tell the headmaster I made a Y-incision on you so I can watch you bleed... Oh, did I say that out loud?]
8) Are you currently in a relationship?
F. Are you? [And if you're not happy, I can take care of him. You get a nice sum of money too, and... well, do you want to watch him as I slit his throat with my nails? Oh, you're not a girl? I'll slit -your- throat, then. Yay!]]
9) If you discovered that a patient had gotten into the kitchen last night and tampered with tonight's dinner what would you do?
H. Watch. [It'd be interestiiiiiing... Plus if they puked up a lot of blood, then it would be shiny too.]
10) If you found out a patient was an undercover human rights activist inspecting our sweet and happy asyl....I mean hospital and trying to meanly shut us down for no reason what so ever, what would you do?
I. Seduce him or her into telling you everything he knows then tell the head master. [Actually, I wouldn't tell the headmaster at all, but I'd tell him to lay low. And then probably eat his legs so he could only lay low. Haha, I made a joke. What? It wasn't funny? *She holds up her trusty random knife again*] |