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Apr 29, 2009 4:55 PM
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"The list of men so unmanly that their only purpose is to improve the marksmanship of those that are..."--RGS

Sure, we have plenty of manly lists, but none for the horrifically unmanly. Males so feminine, they make even me cringe! At some point in time, I'd like to make a numbered list, but as of now, just throw out your lame guys.

  • Emiya Shirou - "I wanna save everybody." After hearing this like 5 times in the first ep, I felt the need to flog this young man.
  • Katou Masaru -"We don't have to fight people." The giant monsters shooting lasers at you say otherwise. Grow some and shoot some aliens already!
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Apr 29, 2009 6:53 PM
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-Edward from Twilight and the actor who plays him.
-Boy George
-Michael Jackson
-All of Maroon 5


Apr 29, 2009 7:11 PM
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Michael Jackson before or after he went white?
Apr 30, 2009 11:28 AM
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Apr 30, 2009 2:17 PM
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It's gotta be White Michael

even if you're a hater Black Michael had some cool dance moves
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Shinji

Winner.

Uhhh...

Hero of Kanon 2006, Hero of Air. Hero of Melancholy of Haruhi whatever. ESPECIALLY that guy.

Matthew Mconahay(?), that dude from Con Air and Gone in 60 Seconds...

I'll think of more later.
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that dude from Con Air and Gone in 60 Seconds...


Nicholas Cage?
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robosapien said:

Hero of Kanon 2006, Hero of Air. Hero of Melancholy of Haruhi whatever. ESPECIALLY that guy.


Now hold on here, while by now means manly I'll don't think you can just carelessly put a character voiced by Chris Patton and a character voiced by Crispin Freeman on the list.

At least Yuuichi and Kyon were sarcastic and snarky.

Apr 30, 2009 5:11 PM
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Ronald McDonald
Rick James
Bob http://myanimelist.net/character/10606/Bob
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Yoki - for being such a cowardly slime
Hercule/Mr Satan - for being the biggest wimp/loser ever to practice martial arts
Italy - he lost to France, and waves the white flag every chance he gets
France - because he's France. Duh.
D'Eon de Beaumont - he puts a dress on to be possessed by his sister, because apparently he can't fight the living dead without it.
Emergy Maxfell - because he's always in a pinch and generally is a very pathetic character. And that scarf needs to go.

Oh, and folks, this isn't a "people I don't like list." From now on, if you post someone, give a legitimate reason why they're unmanly. Some are obvious, but if they're pretty obscure, be sure to list a reason!
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Dude, I totally forgot about Bob. Man.
Also:
-Everyone in Mirage of Blaze. (There's even a man's soul trapped in a female's body.)
-Main character of the X anime series. (Watch the last battle.)
-Anyone in any Clamp story
-Main character in DMC before he's Krauser. (Note I say before.)
-Lead in Midori Days
-The Venture Bros.
-Aquaman
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You're missing the point man. Kyon, that's his name...

He had the chance to pretty much end the world. He was into the big breasted chick not the spastic bitch. But he just gives in like a pussy for that girl...how considerate and unmanly of him...what with caring about the rest of the world and all!

What a shitty love story. He should've gotten with the big boobs girl (for a few minutes) and just let the world end/haruhi end.

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uhhh idk about english voice actors. i don't really care about crispin freeman either...so, no.

Steven Blum, Christian Bale, that asshole guy who va'd in Princess Mononoke, Sam Jackson are like the only super cool english vas i know about anyway...

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robosapien said:
that dude from Con Air and Gone in 60 Seconds...


Nicholas Cage?


yeah.
May 1, 2009 6:26 PM

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robosapien said:

Nicholas Cage?
Nicholas Cage is pretty manly, halfway decent actor, gone in 60 seconds wasn't manly but sick.
May 1, 2009 6:29 PM

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He was good when he was in indy flicks, like Wild At Heart but after Hollywood got a hold of him. Eeegh. *SHUDDER*
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idk i hate southern accent. con air blows. but i still like it due to nostalgia.

national treasure...surprisingly, is ridiculous enough to be good. THERES A MAP ON THE BACK OF THE DECLARATION!!

gone in 60...eh it wasn't bad. i just don't like car movies much.

ghost rider fucking sucked.

etc. etc.
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Ghost Rider did suck. Nicholas Cage was never cut out to play Johnny Blaze ... maybe twenty years ago but certainly not now. No, even Owen Wilson would've made a better Johnny Blaze than Cage, I mean how old is he forty-something, playing a twenty year old ... you just can't really pull that off.
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Fire away. Only artillery allowed, so nothing of this ... thing will be left after shooting.

Crossdressing Judau was manlier.

And Beecha/Mondo were better characters. And that's not fucking saying anything at all, haha.
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Ghost Rider did suck. Nicholas Cage was never cut out to play Johnny Blaze ... maybe twenty years ago but certainly not now. No, even Owen Wilson would've made a better Johnny Blaze than Cage, I mean how old is he forty-something, playing a twenty year old ... you just can't really pull that off.
Too true. Dude! You know who would've been fit for that part, fucking Christian Slater. However Robert Downey Jr. pulled Tony Stark off amazingly.
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I finished Neon Genesis Evangelion, and this is really the first time where I hated an anime character. Shinji. Just die. HE'S NO MAN! And God damn it, if Katsuragi
he would totally gotten laid.

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Spoiler for Ever17.

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Aug 29, 2009 1:38 AM

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The jonas brothers, shia lebouf..there's others people have already said.
Something cool to be placed here in the near future.
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shia lebouf.


You dont like him? I think he's pretty cool. I liked him since that movie where he acted a retard.
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shia lebouf.


You dont like him? I think he's pretty cool. I liked him since that movie where he acted a retard.


WHICH ONE?

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Memphis said:
Tendragroden said:
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shia lebouf.


You dont like him? I think he's pretty cool. I liked him since that movie where he acted a retard.


WHICH ONE?

Good one. :P

I dont remember the name. But it wasn't that Even Stevens or whatever that horrible movie was called. The movie I'm talking about was more of a drama/sad movie about the troubles of a retard kid, and his family. Good movie in my opinion. And he was good in it. : /
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He is never good in anything...movies are good IN SPITE of him...See Transformers.
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Uruz and Egret Feff

Uruz is the first guy in the clip to get cleaved (the one with mluti-colour hair), Egret is the second guy to get smited (with the blue hair)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BVjJkYyMbLA&feature=related
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I cant believe nobody has said James from Pokemon.

Shinji is also a very good choice. But, he is more manly in the manga not much more but still ever once in a while he grows a pair.

and that actor that plays Corekey Romano on SNL.
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I changed my mind about Nicholas Cage. Before...I was stupid...and I didn't understand his genius but now I think he is definitely in the big leagues. After rewatching Con Air, etc. He seems to either do good roles are do hilarious overacting roles. he is always entertaining. And also smart for doing shitty movies where he makes a ton of $$$


Even in his Gone in 60 Seconds movie he is great as opposed to Fast and the Furious movies which I don't like (I don't like cars...or at least movies about cars :O (snore))...


More: Almost everyone in "Honey & Clover" I don't know anyone who is that angsty in real life. Way too exaggerated.

Welcome to the NHK main character. Kaiji is a much better made realistic character for a guy going nowehere. I may finish it someday but I probably wont.
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Real man's target practice:

Alternate reality versions of themselves.

In TTGL
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the Teletubies. Man those things freak me out.
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Welcome to the NHK main character. Kaiji is a much better made realistic character for a guy going nowehere. I may finish it someday but I probably wont.


Speaking from my own personal experience?

Satou from Welcome to the NHK is completely spot on with the realism when it comes to someone who's hit rock bottom. I've been there, watching that anime was an eye opener for me.

Dec 15, 2009 4:04 PM

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Kokutou Mikiya from Kara no Kyoukai just took this spot after the seventh movie.
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Yuda from Hokuto no Ken.

Radam aliens from Tekkaman Blade

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People who put rims on mini vans. PIMP MY RIDE HAS POISONED YOUR MIND IF YOU THINK THATS COOL!
Dec 19, 2009 8:36 PM

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Yeah ... I'm going to have to go with everyone in the movie The Notebook. I was forced to watch it on the bus on a swimming trip, the thing sucked. I hope all the people involved in its production get Gonnahertasyphilitis and die. (Just so you know, Gonnahertasyphilitis is like the Justice Friends of STDs)

Also, Aquaman. Nuff said.
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Pretty much every trap... I suppose.

Except for...
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Maeda Keiji from Sengoku Basara. He keeps trying to solve things by talking, even after everyone tells him to fuck off. And he just gets run over by their armies, over and over and over.
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Obama.
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Obama.
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Shinji from NGE definitely!!!

and Sean Penn, and not just for his role in "MilK"....*cringing from the un-manliness.
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Memphis said:
Tendragroden said:
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shia lebouf.


You dont like him? I think he's pretty cool. I liked him since that movie where he acted a retard.


WHICH ONE?


Shia Lebouf ruined my childhood and still now sometimes Hero Indiana Jones.... I can't look at it the same anymore, I'm weeping tears of blood for that poor fucking down syndrome child of a movie that is. Yea I went there.

Adding---
Tokio Hotel
Yaoi that makes their Uke's into a woman why not just give him a Vag I like women too, but if I wanted to read a Yuri manga I would.
Adam Lambert.... -no comment-
Sponge Bob
-Work in progress-

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Pineappledishes:

I've got to defend one of my favorite anime/manga here, Shinji was never meant to be a manly character. That was apparent in episode one, he was meant to act like an average 14 year old would've in the same situation, in other words, like a total bitch. I mean I love manly characters as much as the next guy but I thought it was somewhat refreshing to see a, for lack of a better term, mecha pilot who wasn't pumped full of ten tons of testosterone. But yeah he would've totally gotten laid by Katsuragi, he got laid by Rei/Lilith in End of Evangelion, plus the action with Asuka. (I'm assuming you have seen End of Evangelion right?)

End rant.
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Hmm, I still hate Shinji even if he was designed to lead a horrific life without testosterone.

Also:

-Prince
-Little Richard
-Elton John
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Anders in Dragon Age 2.

I still rage when I remember what he did.

May 25, 2011 7:20 PM

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Still haven't beaten the first one.
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It's probably something you either like a lot, or don't like much.

Although I know a lot of people get stuck because they play it in real-time either forgetting or not knowing how to play the old type of RPGs. Which is... USE THE DAMNED PAUSE BUTTON DURING BATTLE. Then they whine about not wanting to do that. And then Bioware makes the next game super easy. DA2 is basically an interactive story - and I'm saying that as someone who loved all the long cut scenes in MGS4 and Xenosaga: Episode 1.
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It's just that I have to be fond of certain RPG's. Zelda, sure, Fable, hell yes. Fallout 3 on the other hand, I detested now love. Oblvion is pretty rad, etc, etc, etc. The demo for DA2 was pretty cool though.
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Didn't get into Zelda as somehow I never owned any sort of Nintendo. I did play Link to the Past though. Fable is fun in a light hearted way. DA2... Well, the story is good. The gameplay is just spamming desire demons and shades everywhere. Not to mention re-using the same maps over and over and switching to Mass Effect dialogue. Ah well.

Fallout 3 is a monstrosity, but then that's Bethseda for you. You should play the first two. Now THOSE are entertaining. And while you're at it, also play Arcanum: Of Steamworks and Magick Obscura. It's excellent. Everything in that game is interesting-

Aha... Well... I'm going on an RPG rant aren't I?
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Zelda is probably one of the best franchises ever. It is popular for a reason.

I retract my prior statement and submit to the greatness that the game is. It took me over a year to enjoy playing this game. Hot damn. I really never cared for the first 2 titles, could not really get into them at all. I'll look into that other title sometime.
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Perhaps, but I'm too old to get into Zelda now. It wouldn't be able to hold my interest (based on what I like/don't like in games these days).

You're just falling for the novelty and style, but the ideas and style are taken from the first games! -sob- It's just a normal FPS using a Fallout skin. -sob-

Yes, yes. I know I can't change Fallout 3 fans. But seriously, it's like ten thousand random people move into your village and you're suddenly a minority. It's pretty sad to be on this side of the fence, so don't mind my complaints.
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