| Hey, cool club. Hopefully with time we will catch every pedo and drive them out, but in the meantime I thought it would be good to have a thread dedicated to self defense for children who get targeted by bad pedos. First of all, no matter how large or strong an adult is, you can not gain muscle in the fingers so my first bit of advice for kids who do find themselves under attack is to use the weakness of the fingers to their advantage as show in the image in the spoiler below. Just a quick method of self defense, one to begin with, as Bruce Lee once said "I fear not the man who has practiced 10,000 kicks once, but I fear the man who has practiced one kick 10,000 times." so practicing one thing should be enough to start with especially if done well! Good luck and share your tips if you have knowledge of self defense for children against pedos. |
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Self-deprecation is a useful defense mechanism. No pedophile wants a kid who thinks she's disgusting. |
| I think it's time we talked about substitution. Sometimes as a child you will neither be able to escape fast enough nor fight off a more skilled and powerful pedo that is hunting you. (Please refer to the image in the spoiler below for reference.) Don't worry though! At these times, substitution, is your friend. A pedo on the hunt will be willing to make compromises after a tiring hunt if a more manageable and easy target presents itself. Now this of course does not mean you should present a smaller child to your predator, that would solve nothing, just something small, soft and warm, even a cat could be fine for this purpose if you have one available. In the image below you can see how the pedo will switch his target after the substitution has been made. At this point if you have pulled the substitution off successfully you can make your escape and be free from that particular pedo, if only until his next hunt. Good luck! |
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| Immahnoob is a pedo. His words not mine. |
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Onee_SAMA said: BarryManilow said: Immahnoob is a pedo. His words not mine. I heard from lots of people that he is in fact one,so what should we do?? Public petition for him to taste the ban hammer! in the name of MAL! |
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Onee_SAMA said: Sting operation. Chris Hanson style.BarryManilow said: Immahnoob is a pedo. His words not mine. I heard from lots of people that he is in fact one,so what should we do?? |
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