| As the title of this small and worthless topic states, I would like to be granted access to the inner workings and machinations of the Professional trolls club. I believe that my skills, small though they may be, will be an aid and an asset to advancing your noble cause. Over that last few months, I have been honing my skill. As a token of my goodwill I lay this offering at your feet. It is not worthy. I am not worthy. But I hold out everlasting hope. |
| This is a serious post. You're not allowed to delete it. |
| You say that. But we've not actually done anything godly (yet). |
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