The Anti-Twilight Alliance

<div style="text-align: center;">"His skin, white despite the faint flush from yesterday's hunting trip, literally sparkled, like thousands of tiny diamonds were embedded in the surface. He lay perfectly still in the grass, his shirt open over his sculpted, incandescent chest, his scintillating arms bare. His glistening, pale lavender lids were shut, though of course he didn't sleep. A perfect statue, carved in some unknown stone, smooth like marble, glittering like crystal."<!--center--></div> <div style="text-align: center;">Thus is the failure that is <em>Twilight</em><!--center--></div> <div style="text-align: center;"><span style="color:orange"><em> REAL VAMPIRES DON'T SPARKLE</em><!--color--></span><!--center--></div> <div style="text-align: center;"><!--link--><a href="http://myanimelist.net/clubs.php?cid=12502">MAL Book Club</a><!--center--></div> <div style="text-align: center;"><!--link--><a href="http://theantitwilightmovement.webs.com/">The Anti-Twilight Movement</a><!--center--></div> <div style="text-align: center;"><!--link--><a href="http://www.twilightsucks.com">Twilight Sucks</a><!--center--></div>