I am NOT dazzled by Edward Cullen... just bored. (Anti-Twilight Group)

We've all heard of it. We've all read it. And we all don't know why anyone enjoyed the rambly texts or the one-dimensional characters. Popular culture embraces odd things sometimes, and by popular vote the Twilight 'Saga' (not worthy of the name) has been declared the next Harry Potter. For those deviants of society who don't understand how such a loose, self-contradictory, and unoriginal plot which gives a bad name to vampire stories ever got published in the first place. Ah, if only Meyer's editor had actually asked for an outline of the rest of the series when they decided to publish the first installment of the so-called 'saga'. Whether you hated it from the beginning because you failed to see how anything beyond-perfect and thus completely boring Edward did was even vaguely romantic, or whether you have recently been converted because of the senseless rambling that is Breaking Dawn, you are welcome to join and rant. Feel free to invite your friends, and maybe we'll eventually cleanse the literary world of this undeserving and overrated plague! Seriously, I bet we could all name at least three anime with better scripts than the Twilight movie. Epic Review: <a href="http://movies.nytimes.com/2008/11/21/movies/21twil.html?8dpc" target="_blank">http://movies.nytimes.com/2008/11/21/movies/21twil.html?8dpc</a>