Dan's Banana Den

Here at Dan's Banana Den we believe strongly in serendipity. It was serendipitous that you ended up on this page. There is something missing from your life. You're angry and disillusioned, but most of all you're thirsty. Let us quench your thirst. Carl Sagan once said that the brain is like a muscle, when it is in use we feel very good. This is our mission statement. This is your solution. There is nothing like hard knowledge - knowledge that dangles in front of you with a girth so thick it throbs inside of your head. You want to feel good. You need to feel good. Because of this, you have always wanted more knowledge. You want to swallow every drop of it. Swallow every drop of knowledge until your own intellect grows as strong and wide as a tree trunk. You belong here if:

• Others have ever been intimidated by the size of your intellect
• You've had difficulty fitting into things because of your intellect
• You're self-conscious about the size of your intellect