Dethklok Fan Club!!

<span style="color:firebrick"><div style="text-align: center;">DETHKLOK RULES!!!!!XD <img src="http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d68/LadyLightheart/Bars%20and%20Lines/BloodBar02.gif" border="0"> Lyrics Murmaider <div class="spoiler"><input type="button" class="button" onClick="this.nextSibling.nextSibling.style.display='block';this.style.display='none';" value="Show spoiler"> <span class="spoiler_content" style="display:none"><input type="button" class="button" onClick="this.parentNode.style.display='none';this.parentNode.parentNode.childNodes[0].style.display='block';" value="Hide spoiler"><br>There are no fingerprints Deep under water Nothing to tie one to a crime And if you seek vengeance All you need are instruments of pain You need your Knives? Check. Rope? Check. Dagger? Check. Chains? Check. Locks? Check. Laser Beams? Check. Acid? Check. Body Bag? Check. Murmaider [x16] But beware For when you quench your blood thirst Others will seek their vengeance on you And they won't rest Until you're dead They'll have their: Shiv? Check. Pipe? Check. Hammer? Check. Axe? Check. Subject? Check. Location? Check. Desire? Check. Vengeance? Check. Hold your breath, swim and strain The smell of death, can't escape Blood will cloud and drift away Attract the murders of Murmaids It's so cold they all know What you've done, you can't run Vengeance is the law for thee A thousand leagues below the sea You've been tracked, you've been seen Murdering the next kin Ate their hearts drank their blood Washed your fins in blackened mud Now you swim try to hide Heart beats faster from inside Thought it was a big charade Your life was ended by Murmaids. Murmaider [x16] Swords? Check. Saws? Check. Clubs? Check. Claws? Check. Hatred? Check. Anger? Check. Mermaid? Check. Murder? Check. MURDER! MURDER! MURMAID MURDER!<!--spoiler--></span></div> Go Into The Water <div class="spoiler"><input type="button" class="button" onClick="this.nextSibling.nextSibling.style.display='block';this.style.display='none';" value="Show spoiler"> <span class="spoiler_content" style="display:none"><input type="button" class="button" onClick="this.parentNode.style.display='none';this.parentNode.parentNode.childNodes[0].style.display='block';" value="Hide spoiler"><br>We call out to the beasts of the sea to come forth and join us, this night is yours Because, one day we will all be with you in the black and deep One day we will all go into the water Go into the water live there die there live there die We reject our earthly fires Gone are days of land empires Lungs transform to take in water Cloaked in scales we swim and swim on We are alive, and we'll metamorphasize And we'll sink as we devolve back to beasts Our home is down here, and we've known this for years We must conquer from the sea, we build an army with water steeds We'll rise, from our depths down below Release yourselves, drown with me We will conquer land with water Gone are days of land empires Lungs transform to take in water Cloaked in scales we swim and swim on We swim on We swim on<!--spoiler--></span></div> Awaken <div class="spoiler"><input type="button" class="button" onClick="this.nextSibling.nextSibling.style.display='block';this.style.display='none';" value="Show spoiler"> <span class="spoiler_content" style="display:none"><input type="button" class="button" onClick="this.parentNode.style.display='none';this.parentNode.parentNode.childNodes[0].style.display='block';" value="Hide spoiler"><br>Mustakrakish, Mustakrakish, The time has come, to awaken him. I call upon the ancient lords of the underworld, To bring forth this beast and, Awaken, awaken, awaken, awaken, Take the land, that must be taken. Awaken, awaken, awaken, awaken, Devour worlds, smite forsaken Rise up from your thousandth year of sleep, Break forth from your grave eternally. I command you to rise, rise, rise, rise, rise, rise, rise, rise. I'm the conjurer of demons, I'm the father of your death. I bring forth the ancient evil, I control his every breath. I instigate your misfortune, With the birth of killing trolls. I awaken armageddon, Feeding on a thousand souls. Awaken, Awaken, Awaken, Awaken, [Solo] Mustakrakish, (musta) Mustakrakish, (musta) Mustakrakish, (musta) Mustakrakish, (musta), Mustakrakish, (musta) Mustakrakish, (musta) Mustakrakish, (musta) Mustakrakish, (musta) Awaken, awaken, awaken, awaken, Take the land, that must be taken. Awaken, awaken, awaken, awaken, Devour worlds, smite forsaken Rise up from your thousandth year of sleep, Break forth from your grave eternally. We will die and then we'll all be burned Mustakrakish king and death to worlds. I command you to Rise, rise, rise, rise, rise, rise, rise, rise, Rise, rise, rise, rise, rise, rise, rise, rise, And awaken.<!--spoiler--></span></div> Bloodrocuted <div class="spoiler"><input type="button" class="button" onClick="this.nextSibling.nextSibling.style.display='block';this.style.display='none';" value="Show spoiler"> <span class="spoiler_content" style="display:none"><input type="button" class="button" onClick="this.parentNode.style.display='none';this.parentNode.parentNode.childNodes[0].style.display='block';" value="Hide spoiler"><br>You've been targeted in the night by violent mercenaries. Your identity's been confused with one that looks like you You're a simple man living life. You are an electrician. But there's a bounty on your head A billion unmarked travelers checks. RUN Find your way deep into the woods. The dogs can smell your path. Try to find a way out of this. There seems to be no chance. Bounty hunters closer to you. Start to remember back. When you studied biology back in your high school class. Wait now, what did they say about the human body and proportions of things? Blood is an energy conductor. I am full of that all I need is an outlet. They're getting closer but now you have a plan. Lead them to the generator where there's solid land. The concrete floor will do just fine and electric outlets. Open up your veins and splash the blood and hit the power lines. Bloodrocuted Bloodrocuted You'll be bloodrocuted You'll be bloodrocuted You'll be bloodrocuted right now Enemies stand dead in your blood. The smell of cooking skin. All of them with their hair on end Their eyes exploded in. You stand with your arms bleeding still You cannot stop the flow. Though you are the victor tonight your time has come to go. go go go go go go Your time has come to go go go go go go go Your time has come to go Wait now, what did they say about the human body and proportions of things? Blood is an energy conductor. I am full of that all I need is an outlet.<!--spoiler--></span></div> Go Forth And Die <div class="spoiler"><input type="button" class="button" onClick="this.nextSibling.nextSibling.style.display='block';this.style.display='none';" value="Show spoiler"> <span class="spoiler_content" style="display:none"><input type="button" class="button" onClick="this.parentNode.style.display='none';this.parentNode.parentNode.childNodes[0].style.display='block';" value="Hide spoiler"><br>Trapped inside a box Four long years Hiding from the world Punished by your peers Studied teachers words Earned a piece of paper No go forth and start Go forth Be conquered Go Forth and Die Now you've graduated Mind is mutilated Thrust into the world Feeling segregated Move in with your parents Back into the dark Landed where you started Bachelor of Arts The learning starts now... Open up your textbooks and turn to the Chapter concerning your DETH Night sky Bleeds red Black birds Bring DETH You'll be eaten by the blackness Of your rotting mind that's dying You're consumed with sharpened wings That penetrate your frightened lying Go die Go die Go die go! Now you're sad and frightened Want to go and hide Maybe get your masters Eight more years inside Dream of your own murder Strangled by the IVY Drown in student loans Better off just dying Go Die Go Die You'll be eaten by the blackness Of your rotting mind that's dying You're consumed with sharpened wings That penetrate your frightened lying Go Forth Be conquered Go forth and die Go forth be conquered Go forth and die Go forth and die Go forth and die Go forth and die Go forth and die<!--spoiler--></span></div> Fansong <div class="spoiler"><input type="button" class="button" onClick="this.nextSibling.nextSibling.style.display='block';this.style.display='none';" value="Show spoiler"> <span class="spoiler_content" style="display:none"><input type="button" class="button" onClick="this.parentNode.style.display='none';this.parentNode.parentNode.childNodes[0].style.display='block';" value="Hide spoiler"><br>You people out there give us something more than just record sales You give us something to hate You hunched and blinded mutants Living in chat rooms You masturbate on the sheets Your mothers clean for you You have lined my pockets Overflowed with gold You're living with your parents And you're 35 years old You're a bunch of banks That I'd like to rob You're my online cash transaction You're my future stocks Transfer you like money To a Swiss account Spend you on an impulse buy And zero you all out Hate [16x] You sad and putrid losers Complaining on the couch Think you're fucking better than us?' You can't leave your house Deluded little maggots Fold your arms and frown Go to work and make me money Before I put you down You're a bunch of banks That I'd like to rob You're my online cash transaction You're my future stocks Transfer you like money To a Swiss account Spend you on an impulse buy And zero you all out Hate [16x] I would like to get some sleep But you keep buying all our things My overhead is way too deep For us to not make all these things It's way too cynical, you see? Hating what's supporting me I am not you, I thank the gods And if I were, I'd die like dogs Die [30x] DIE! You're a bunch of banks That I'd like to rob You're my online cash transaction You're my future stocks Transfer you like money To a swiss account Spend you an on impulse buy And zero you all out You're a credit card That I will defile Every time I max you out I get a thousand miles You're a brand new car That I do not need Wrap you round a telephone pole Shrug it off and leave Just follow me... Down the elevator... Through the gates... down the stairs... Just keep on walking... through the hallway... Now open the door...<!--spoiler--></span></div> Better Metal Snake <div class="spoiler"><input type="button" class="button" onClick="this.nextSibling.nextSibling.style.display='block';this.style.display='none';" value="Show spoiler"> <span class="spoiler_content" style="display:none"><input type="button" class="button" onClick="this.parentNode.style.display='none';this.parentNode.parentNode.childNodes[0].style.display='block';" value="Hide spoiler"><br>War has been declared We are forced to fight Take lives of my men My Kingdom falls this night You conquer with your serpent And it's scales of molten steel METAL SNAKE [x4] Castles lay in ruin Carcasses ignite Bretheren's heads on posts But still I must fight I conjure with my fury A masterful decree I will build a beast That will conquer you Built of metal gears Spears to run you through BETTER METAL SNAKE [x4] Now go seek devour Inject your poison And take their lives away BETTER METAL SNAKE [x4] It's gonna take your life tonight Mechanical reptilian might Shed it's metal skin and destroy It's such a better METAL SNAKE<!--spoiler--></span></div> The Lost Vikings <div class="spoiler"><input type="button" class="button" onClick="this.nextSibling.nextSibling.style.display='block';this.style.display='none';" value="Show spoiler"> <span class="spoiler_content" style="display:none"><input type="button" class="button" onClick="this.parentNode.style.display='none';this.parentNode.parentNode.childNodes[0].style.display='block';" value="Hide spoiler"><br>Riding, and riding, we search across the land The snow, and wind, has frozen the hearts of man But we ride We ride Many days ago we left our home With swords to ride into the night Fighting side by side to destroy our foes And leave them without life We stop, consider the land that we travelled Our map's at home, direction unravelled But we ride We ride Many days ago we left our homes, With swords to ride into the night Fighting side by side to destroy our foes And leave them without life So much time has passed since we left our land That we've become concerned And we'll never find the battle That we should have fought and won But we won't stop searching Lost but still we ride Search until we die We ride We ride Hungry and tired the frigid plain yeilds little We trudge on further, eating pride and snow that's brittle We ride We ride We come upon a witch who takes us in To let us share her mighty fire She asks of us our story and we lie and say We ride around for hire She asks us if we'd like to have her map And points us in some direction But we are far too proud and strong so we keep silent And ignore her suggestion Lost but still we ride Search until we die All the fault of pride The gods weep in the night Lost but still we ride Search until we die All the fault of pride The gods weep in the night We ride We ride<!--spoiler--></span></div> Thunderhorse <div class="spoiler"><input type="button" class="button" onClick="this.nextSibling.nextSibling.style.display='block';this.style.display='none';" value="Show spoiler"> <span class="spoiler_content" style="display:none"><input type="button" class="button" onClick="this.parentNode.style.display='none';this.parentNode.parentNode.childNodes[0].style.display='block';" value="Hide spoiler"><br>Ride... Ride... Ride... Ride... Thunder... Thunder... Thunder... Thunder... Thunderhorse! Thunderhorse! Thunderhorse! Thunderhorse! Revenge! Revenge! Revenge! Thunder... Horse Thunder... Horse Thunder... Horse Thunder... Horse Thunder, Thunder... Thunder, Thunder, Thunder... Thunder... Thunder... Horse Thunderhorse! Thunderhorse!<!--spoiler--></span></div> Briefcase Full Of Guts <div class="spoiler"><input type="button" class="button" onClick="this.nextSibling.nextSibling.style.display='block';this.style.display='none';" value="Show spoiler"> <span class="spoiler_content" style="display:none"><input type="button" class="button" onClick="this.parentNode.style.display='none';this.parentNode.parentNode.childNodes[0].style.display='block';" value="Hide spoiler"><br>Punch your card 'cause your working day has started and you're pushing hard for employee of the month You got your tools of business and They're bloodied by your clients and You're off to work with your Briefcase full of guts Door to door you are searching for a buyer Who will take the terms of your policy You got an invitation to their living room You're gonna demonstrate your products privately You know that I'm an employee I have a degree I'll fulfill your need I will make you bleed I'll rise to the top Best one on the team Kill outside the box Hold you as you scream I'll divide you into pieces Sell them back and raise the price Make a profit off your interests You'll increase my sales tonight I will increase Productivity I must increase Productivity A.B.K. [4x] (Always Be Killing) I'm an employee I have a degree I'll fulfill your need I will make you bleed I'll rise to the top Best one on the team Kill outside the box Hold you as you scream<!--spoiler--></span></div> Birthday Dethday <div class="spoiler"><input type="button" class="button" onClick="this.nextSibling.nextSibling.style.display='block';this.style.display='none';" value="Show spoiler"> <span class="spoiler_content" style="display:none"><input type="button" class="button" onClick="this.parentNode.style.display='none';this.parentNode.parentNode.childNodes[0].style.display='block';" value="Hide spoiler"><br>Many years ago today something grew inside of your mother... That thing was you YOU YOU YOU YOU YOU Did she scream did she cry Only those that are born are the ones that Get to die One more year closer to dying Rotting organs ripping grinding Biological discordance Birthday equals self abhorrence Years keep passing aging always Mutate into vapid slugs Doctor gives a new perscription Bullet in a fucking gun One more year closer to dying Plastic surgeons fuel the lying You forget why you came in here Your mind rots with every New Year RSVP PLEASE For the DETH of thee You have little time And you're running out of life Happy Birthday You're gonna die Now you're old and full of hatred Take a pill to masturbatred Children point to you and scream Because they will become that thing One more year of further suffering There's no point of fucking bluffing Open up your DETHDAY present It's a box of fucking nothing RSVP PLEASE For the DETH of thee You have little time And you're running out of life DIE DIE DETHDAY BIRTHDAY DETHDAY DIE DIE DETHDAY BIRTHDAY DETHDAY RSVP PLEASE For the DETH of thee You have little time And you're running out of life Happy Birthday You're gonna die<!--spoiler--></span></div> Hatredcopter <div class="spoiler"><input type="button" class="button" onClick="this.nextSibling.nextSibling.style.display='block';this.style.display='none';" value="Show spoiler"> <span class="spoiler_content" style="display:none"><input type="button" class="button" onClick="this.parentNode.style.display='none';this.parentNode.parentNode.childNodes[0].style.display='block';" value="Hide spoiler"><br>I fly A Gigantic monster, I am captain, evil stomper, I get to wear big black helmets, I pilot the hatredcopter! (Nathan & Pickles) I fly the beast made of steel, Thick Knives That Cut the Night, Gas tank is filled with vengeance, Machine Guns Shooting Spite, Can't find the thing that makes this, Thing take a hard turn right, I follow where it leads me, Blind Bats With Wings Of Might, (Pickles) You, will most likely die, From the hands of my arm, When I come and fly, And Off your face, With the front of my hatredcopter, (Nathan Growls) I fly A Gigantic monster, I am captain, evil stomper, I get to wear big black helmets, I pilot the hatredcopter! (Nathan & Pickles) I fly the hatredcopter, I'm going to hunt you down, I Get Paid lots of money, For all the Bounties Found, Can't seem to find the button, That turns the Radar on, Can't work the hatredcopter, The Hunt For You Is On, (Pickles) I, am likely to find, From my Failure to fly, That I will be fired for not killing you, Cause that is my job, Hatredcopter, You, will most likely die, By the hands of my arm, When I come and fly, And take off your face, With the front of my hatredcopter, (guitar solo) Hatredcoptor Hatredcopter Hatredcopter Hatredcopter Hatredcopter Hatredcopter Hatredcopter Hatredcopter.<!--spoiler--></span></div> Castratikron <div class="spoiler"><input type="button" class="button" onClick="this.nextSibling.nextSibling.style.display='block';this.style.display='none';" value="Show spoiler"> <span class="spoiler_content" style="display:none"><input type="button" class="button" onClick="this.parentNode.style.display='none';this.parentNode.parentNode.childNodes[0].style.display='block';" value="Hide spoiler"><br>Born of evil in a fiery volcano On a mutilated mission to inflict Merciless pain Sacrifice your soul to the deity of DEATH She's concocted your murder And you've lost all your defenses She was summoned by the Ancient wizards To carry demon children in the Poisonous flood Day of her conception the prophecy Was written On the scrotum of a wizard in his Testicle blood [Chorus:] Run but you can't hide The hunt is on Your life is gone CASTRATIKRON Eyes they will go blind If looked beyond Your life is gone CASTRATIKRON Sharpened claws poisoned tip manicure Painted skin hiding the beast within Daggered heels designed to cut your face No remorse crushing the human race [Chorus] Sharpened claws poisoned tip manicure Painted skin hiding the beast within Daggered heels designed to cut your face No remorse KILLING the human race<!--spoiler--></span></div> Face Fisted <div class="spoiler"><input type="button" class="button" onClick="this.nextSibling.nextSibling.style.display='block';this.style.display='none';" value="Show spoiler"> <span class="spoiler_content" style="display:none"><input type="button" class="button" onClick="this.parentNode.style.display='none';this.parentNode.parentNode.childNodes[0].style.display='block';" value="Hide spoiler"><br> I am be dangerous now Not me hurt When stairs fell down Be pushed by you Me hit head Me nose broke Soon you be dead Soon you be dead So strong my face is You punch break fingers Kick me you're limping Stab me you're bleeding I am be angerous now You throwing rock at me Hit eye and it no hurt me I'm strong You're not You're not I'm making time for fighting I'm clearing time for hitting We'll meet and I will beat you Our schedules permitting I pick out fighting outfit Don't want my pants too tight Need clothes to breath to beat you You'll be beaten down tonight I'm so fucking tough I'm so fucking tough That's right I'm so fucking tough I'm so fucking tough That's right You're an ugly man You're as dumb as sand Your mom's fucking fat Your mom blew a rat You are a mistake You have sex with cake You think you're so tough You're a living bluff I will put you down I will make you drown I will make you bleed I am filled with speed I cannot feel pain I might be insane I am victory I write history Feel my fist On your face You hate this I feel great One, two, three, four Five, six, seven, eight One, two, three, four Five, six, seven, eight So strong my face is You punch break fingers Kick me you're limping Stab me you're bleeding I am be furious now You say the bad word at me You pull string and trip me I fall down You run You run I am making time for fighting I think it's time to beat you I think it's good decision That I destroy and teach you You put on very fast shoes And try to run away I'm very strong and last though You're going down today You're so fucking weak I'm so fucking strong That's right You're so fucking weak I'm so fucking strong That's right You're so fucking weak I'm so fucking strong That's right You're so fucking weak I'm so fucking strong That's right<!--spoiler--></span></div> Dethharmonic <div class="spoiler"><input type="button" class="button" onClick="this.nextSibling.nextSibling.style.display='block';this.style.display='none';" value="Show spoiler"> <span class="spoiler_content" style="display:none"><input type="button" class="button" onClick="this.parentNode.style.display='none';this.parentNode.parentNode.childNodes[0].style.display='block';" value="Hide spoiler"><br>I want to keep my money And give away absolutely nothing To the government who moderates my spending and obliterates depending on what time of the year brutality is nere in the form of income tax I'd rather take a fucking axe to my face, blow up this place with you all in it, I'd do it in a minute If I could write off your murder I'd save all of my receipts because I'd rather you be dead than lose a tiny shred of what I made this fiscal year I'd rather you be dead than ponder parting with my second home I'd rather you be dead than consider not opening a restaurant I'd rather you be dead I'd rather you be dead Prepare the laser-beam I'm gonna use it tonight Engage the laser-beam It's gonna end your life I'm gonna use it tonight If I could write off your murder I'd save all of my receipts because I'd rather you be dead than lose a tiny shred of what I made this fiscal year I'd rather you be dead than ponder parting with my second home I'd rather you be dead than consider not opening a restaurant<!--spoiler--></span></div> Deththeme <div class="spoiler"><input type="button" class="button" onClick="this.nextSibling.nextSibling.style.display='block';this.style.display='none';" value="Show spoiler"> <span class="spoiler_content" style="display:none"><input type="button" class="button" onClick="this.parentNode.style.display='none';this.parentNode.parentNode.childNodes[0].style.display='block';" value="Hide spoiler"><br>Doodily ding dong tick tock! Doodily ding dong tick tock! Doodily ding dong tick tock! Doodily ding dong tick tock! Doodily ding dong tick tock! Dethklok Dethklok Dethklok Dethklok I'll Teach you To, rock... Dethklok Dethklok Skwisgaar Skwigelf, taller than a tree. Toki Wartooth, not a bumblebee. William Murderface, Murderface, Murderface. Pickles, the drummer, doodily doo. (Ding-dong, doodily, doodily, doo) Nathan Explosion...<!--spoiler--></span></div><!--color--></span><!--center--></div><!--spoiler--></span></div>