Claim a Melancholy Club

<div style="text-align: center;"><strong><span style="font-size: 200%;">Why Melancholy?<!--size--></span></strong> 1. Because Melancholy kicks ass at graphic design. 2. Because it if weren't for Melancholy, claiming wouldn't exist on MAL 3. And if someone else started the claiming fad, they would have failed with the overwhelming amount of claimers... 4. Because Melancholy said she'd kill me if i didn't make a club for her. JK JK. Mel is awesome. <strong><u><span style="font-size: 200%;">Stuff about Melancholy<!--size--></span></u></strong> Written up by yours truly, KamiKari. 1. Melancholy isn't asian 2. Melancholy is a 36 year old fat man who obsesses over loli's 3. Melancholy hates lelouch 4. Melancholy's favorite anime are Kanokon, School Days, and anything eechi 5. Melancholy spends her days searching for pictures of Lelouch cross dressing 6. Melancholy looks like this: <div class="spoiler"><input type="button" class="button" onClick="this.nextSibling.nextSibling.style.display='block';this.style.display='none';" value="Show spoiler"> <span class="spoiler_content" style="display:none"><input type="button" class="button" onClick="this.parentNode.style.display='none';this.parentNode.parentNode.childNodes[0].style.display='block';" value="Hide spoiler"><br> <img src="http://i27.tinypic.com/25k554l.jpg" border="0"> <!--spoiler--></span></div> 7. The pictures of the loli girl isn't Melacholy. it's a random girl she found on myspace. 8. Melancholy loves Makoto from School Days. 9. Melancholy is evil. 10. Melancholy sucks at voice acting, singing, and playing the violin 11. Melancholy's digital art is really crappy 12. Melancholy can't code C++ for shit Well, everything between 1-12 is obviously false. Besides #5, i believe <!--link--><a href="http://myanimelist.net/forum/?topicid=537&show=5060#msg2337646"><strong><span style="font-size: 200%;">mel is a cam whore.<!--size--></span></strong></a> <!--center--></div>