Balthier

Hello ladies, Look at your man, now back to Balthier. Now back to your man, now please, let's do keep the sights on Balthier. Sadly, your man isn't him. But if he stole an airship from the Archadian Empire and pirated Ivalice's skies with a souped-up engine and underglow lights, he might put on a good show of being him. Look down, now back up, where are you? In the Strahl's cockpit with the leading man yours sorely wishes he were. What's that in your hand? Back at Balthier, he has it. It's the Goddess' Magicite they swiped from the palace in Rabanastre. Oh, look again, darling, it's the wedding ring he nicked a few scenes later in the interest of a more dramatic story. Anything is possible when you're the leading man and not his supporting backup. He's a sky pirate.