Occupy MAL

I'm sick and tired of the influence of money on anime and MyAnimeList. I've decided to make a bunch of inordinately unrealistic demands and gather together a protest movement of at least MILLIONS of people around the world to fight this injustice. My Demands: -Get rid of all advertisements on MAL. They are unsightly and it's unfair that members have to see them. -Get rid of commercial breaks on televised anime. I'm tired of corporations and anime mixing together. -When you go to buy anime, they should look at your income levels and if you can't afford it, it should be free. -Anybody who wants to become a manga or anime designer should be entitled to a free college education from the government. Anybody with a major or minor in Japanese should also get free college education. -Anybody who suffers from eye strain from watching too much anime should receive free health care. -If you are a member of anime-watching society you should be entitled to free anime merchandise peripherals including figurines, pillows with moe chicks on them, anime clothing and anime accessories. We are the 99%!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!