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<div style="text-align: center;"><span style="color:indigo"><span style="font-size: 190%;"><strong><u>Under Construction</u></strong><!--size--></span> Immature = a word, boring people use to describe fun people :)<!--color--></span> <img src="http://resources.toolwi.com/resource/preview:2/c969f5b151cc3445343cbd27ab0bdee8.gif" border="0" /> <span style="color:indigo"><!--link--><a href="http://myanimelist.net/forum/?topicid=268615">Newest Poll</a> || <!--link--><a href="http://myanimelist.net/forum/?topicid=267769">Randomness</a> || <!--link--><a href="http://myanimelist.net/forum/?topicid=267772">Joke of the week</a> || <!--link--><a href="http://myanimelist.net/forum/?topicid=267950">Beware</a><!--color--></span> <span style="color:#0066FF"><strong>Go ahead and <u>try</u> to get away from me >;D</strong><!--color--></span> <span style="color:green"><strong>If you don't join, then this is you:</strong><!--color--></span> <div class="spoiler"><input type="button" class="button" onClick="this.nextSibling.nextSibling.style.display='block';this.style.display='none';" value="Show spoiler"> <span class="spoiler_content" style="display:none"><input type="button" class="button" onClick="this.parentNode.style.display='none';this.parentNode.parentNode.childNodes[0].style.display='block';" value="Hide spoiler"><br><img src="http://opinionhead.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/stupid-people.jpg" border="0" /><!--spoiler--></span></div> <span style="color:purple">Student- "How do you spell ______" Teacher- "Get the dictionary and look it up." Student- "Bitch if i cant spell it how the hell can i find it in the dictionary."<!--color--></span><!--center--></div> <div style="text-align: right;"><img src="http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb3/hilda530/monkey/afraid.gif" border="0" /><span style="color:darkred"><strong><u><span style="font-size: 150%;">Warning:</u></strong> →This club contains offensive language and extreme insanity >;DD Your mind <u>WILL</u> become corrupt if you continue to engage in this club's activities >x) →Also don't be surprise to find that some <em>"discussions"</em> may be deemed as "inappropriate" xD<!--size--></span><!--color--></span><!--right--></div> <span style="color:#0066FF"><strong>Best Condom Commercial Ever!!!</strong><!--color--></span> <div class="spoiler"><input type="button" class="button" onClick="this.nextSibling.nextSibling.style.display='block';this.style.display='none';" value="Show spoiler"> <span class="spoiler_content" style="display:none"><input type="button" class="button" onClick="this.parentNode.style.display='none';this.parentNode.parentNode.childNodes[0].style.display='block';" value="Hide spoiler"><br><object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://youtube.com/v/UAiyTm5_lz8&rel=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/UAiyTm5_lz8&rel=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object><!--spoiler--></span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://youtube.com/v/6y336KXOXoM&rel=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/6y336KXOXoM&rel=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object> <img src="http://lh4.ggpht.com/_7wsQzULWIwo/Scv0oBIIciI/AAAAAAAAA5w/a0BdLyWQw_k/onion_gifs_emoticons13_thumb.gif?imgmax=800" border="0" /><span style="color:mediumblue"><strong>Favorite quote of the week</strong> "I'm not late to class, the bell rang before I got here"<!--color--></span> <span style="color:#0066FF"><span style="font-size: 110%;"><strong>I'm SEXIER than KYUU!!</strong><!--size--></span><!--color--></span> <!--link--><a href="http://myanimelist.net/forum/?topicid=268627"><span style="color:#0066FF"><span style="font-size: 110%;"><strong>SUPPORT ME!!</strong><!--size--></span><!--color--></span></a><!--center--></div> <img src="http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r156/kahuliana/Gifs/monkey.gif" border="0" /><span style="color:mediumpurple"><strong>Favorite <span style="text-decoration:line-through;">pervy<!--strike--></span> joke of the week</strong> <strong>Don't forget about my little warning ;)</strong> <div class="spoiler"><input type="button" class="button" onClick="this.nextSibling.nextSibling.style.display='block';this.style.display='none';" value="Show spoiler"> <span class="spoiler_content" style="display:none"><input type="button" class="button" onClick="this.parentNode.style.display='none';this.parentNode.parentNode.childNodes[0].style.display='block';" value="Hide spoiler"><br> Sixth grade science teacher Mr. Sampson asks his class: "Who can tell me which organ of the human body expands to 10 times its usual size when stimulated?" Nobody raises a hand, so he calls on the first student to look his way. "Mary, can you tell me which organ of the human body expands to 10 times its usual size when stimulated?" Mary stands up, blushing furiously. "Sir, how dare you ask such a question? I'm going to complain to my parents, who will complain to the principal, who will have you fired!" Mr. Sampson is shocked by Mary's reaction, but undaunted. He asked the class the question again and this time Sam raised his hand. "Yes, Sam?" "Mr. Sampson, Sir, the correct answer is the iris of the human eye." "Very good, Sam. Thank you." Mr. Sampson then turns to Mary and says, "Mary, I have three things to tell you: First, it's clear that you have NOT done your homework. Second, you have a dirty mind. And third, I fear one day you are going to be sadly disappointed."<!--spoiler--></span></div><!--color--></span> <div style="text-align: right;"> <span style="color:blue">Just had a fight with my alarm clock. It wanted me to wake up, I disagreed. Things got violent. Now the alarm clocks broken and Im wide awake. Not sure who won.<!--color--></span> <img src="http://i2.piczo.com/view/4/j/3/u/d/a/g/p/n/o/q/x/img/t322712306_44219_5.gif" border="0" /><span style="color:gray"><strong><span style="font-size: 140%;">FEED PIZZA!!!!!!<!--size--></span></strong><!--color--></span> <!--link--><a href="http://www.squiby.net/level/4738762"><img src="http://www.squiby.net/view/4738762.png" border="0" /></a> <!--right--></div> <div style="text-align: center;"><img src="http://i119.piczo.com/view/1/z/t/x/q/6/q/7/7/s/8/p/img/i193409797_53929_3.gif" border="0" /><span style="color:#0066FF"><span style="font-size: 120%;"><strong><u>F.A.Q.</u></strong><!--size--></span> <em>(Frequently asked questions)</em> <div class="spoiler"><input type="button" class="button" onClick="this.nextSibling.nextSibling.style.display='block';this.style.display='none';" value="Show spoiler"> <span class="spoiler_content" style="display:none"><input type="button" class="button" onClick="this.parentNode.style.display='none';this.parentNode.parentNode.childNodes[0].style.display='block';" value="Hide spoiler"><br>Q) How do you protect from aids? A) Dont have sex xP Q) How come I don't gag when I give my bf head, but I do when I brush my teeth? A) Well obviously your toothbrush is bigger xD Q) Where are the McDonald's fries? A) In McDonalds?? Q) When is Obama's birthday? A) Google it Q) What foods do dinosaurs eat? A) <!--link--><a href="http://google.com">Click</a> Q) What does SMD stand for? A) Suck my d**k <em>*Ahem, i know what you're thinking, NO I'm saying suck my duck;D*</em> <strong>More coming soon xD and yes these are actual questions that I've been asked xDD</strong> <em>If you want your question to be answered and posted up here, <span style="font-size: 80%;">though I don't know why you would..<!--size--></span> then ask :P)</em><!--color--></span><!--spoiler--></span></div> <span style="color:mediumpurple">Look at the keyboard, it has U and I together. Look underneath that, it says JK. Next to that spells LOL, and ends with a :P<!--color--></span><!--center--></div> <img src="http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l141/shu1200/gifs/monkey.gif" border="0" /><span style="color:purple"><strong><span style="font-size: 120%;">PERIODS. SUCK COMMAS, RULE!! Here's all the proof x) <div class="spoiler"><input type="button" class="button" onClick="this.nextSibling.nextSibling.style.display='block';this.style.display='none';" value="Show spoiler"> <span class="spoiler_content" style="display:none"><input type="button" class="button" onClick="this.parentNode.style.display='none';this.parentNode.parentNode.childNodes[0].style.display='block';" value="Hide spoiler"><br><object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://youtube.com/v/R_6ItxioUco&rel=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/R_6ItxioUco&rel=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object><!--spoiler--></span></div><!--size--></span></strong><!--color--></span> <span style="color:red"><strong><span style="font-size: 240%;">What starts with F and ends with UCK? THATS RIGHT! FIRETRUCK. Well what starts with P and ends with ORN? Thats Right Popcorn!<!--size--></span></strong><!--color--></span>