J. Michael Tatum Fanclub!!!

I was shocked out of my skin when I saw that there wasn't a fanclub for the incredible Baked Potatum on MAL yet! So screw it, why not make one! <strong>Bio:</strong> J. Michael Tatum is one of the best when it comes to English dub voice acting. He works for FUNimation (without a doubt THE best) and is best known for characters such as Kyouya Otori from Ouran High School Host Club, Scar from Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood, Isaac from Baccano!, Doumeki from XXXHolic, Age from Heroic Age, France from Hetalia Axis Powers, Pearl, Dalton and Eneru from One Piece, and soon Sebsatian Michaelis from Black Butler! *squeeeee* <strong>Plug:</strong> Everyone tune in to That Anime Show (<a href="http://thatanimeshow.com/" target="_blank">http://thatanimeshow.com/</a>), the podcast J. Michael Tatum hosts with Terri Doty in which they talk to people from all corners of FUNimation! It's totally hilarious and awesome and fascinating and from like episode 4 onwards it's uncensored which only adds to the awesome! <strong>Fun J. Michael Tatum Facts which have accumulated unnecessarily:</strong> -Has a prank war running with Brina Palencia -Is scared of clowns -Was born with 6 names, one of which was a number, but was legally changed come adulthood -Often uses random names of his in his pseudonyms, but you can always tell who it is by the J. (e.g. J. Xavier Buckley) -The J. stands for John (not Just or Juicy) -Is 6'3" tall -Co-hosts the podcast That Anime Show with fellow voice actress and director Terri Doty -First role was Rikichi in Samurai 7 -Not only voice acts, but also writes and directs <strong>Some of my personal favourite J. Michael Tatum quotes/lines:</strong> -"Well you can always pay me with your body" -Kyouya Otori (Ouran High School Host Club) -"...red wine! They call it that because it's red!" -Isaac Diaan (Baccano!) -"What's that, Miria my dear?" -Isaac Diaan (Baccano!) -"Glasses are cool - they make you look smart and intimidating, not to mention sexy!" -J. Michael Tatum -J. Michael Tatum: "That was like being raped by a cougar in a f****ing telephone booth." Chris Ayres: "Michael ended up crying like a virgin being raped by a chainsaw." -Brina: "And you brought your incredible guacamole." Michael: "That's not a euphemism for anything, is it?" -"If you break this promise, I swear I will detest you, and by detest I mean remove your testes" -J. Michael Tatum -"If you kick Arnold Schwarzenegger's ass, do you get to be governor of California?" -J. Michael Tatum -Terri Doty: "You guys needa go see the rapists" J. Michael Tatum: "I think you'll find it's 'therapists'" -"Sarcasm tends to be the basis of a majority of social discourse" -J. Michael Tatum -"I like to think people can't tell what I'm feeling by the look on my face, but I think in my case it's just that people don't care - they don't ask what's up 'cause there goes 15 minutes of their lives they'll never get back" -J. Michael Tatum -"If I've offended anyone, I don't give a sh*t" -J. Michael Tatum -"Please, this isn't rocket surgery" -J. Michael Tatum -"The day they rolled me off the assembly line they were running very low on give a sh*t" -J. Michael Tatum -"In the checkout I've always got one f***in' thing and am stuck behind the ass who's preparing for f***in' nuclear winter" -J. Michael Tatum -"I'm smart! Look at this big word!" -J. Michael Tatum -"Enough about me, let's talk about you - what do you think about me?" -J. Michael Tatum -"The English language is a big snowballing bastard." -J. Michael Tatum -"High school is BULLSH*T - let me say it again: HIGH SCHOOL IS BULL-SH*T!" -J. Michael Tatum -"Corey, the engineer, always wanted to film me doing Isaac in the booth - wow that sounds awful." -J. Michael Tatum -"STEEEEEVE" -J. Michael Tatum (it's the way he says it...) -[when asked about the gay humour in Hetalia: Axis Powers] "I think it's HYSTERICAL~"