We are against RoyEd, Elricest (EdAl), Edvy (EnvyEd) and all other ridiculous FMA pairings

This is for everyone that dislikes, hates or doesn't support all these ridiculous pairings in Fullmetal Alchemist. I personally don't mind shounen-ai/yaoi and shoujo-ai/yuri, but I can't stand the pairings that make no sense. D: Such as... <div style="text-align: center;"><strong>Roy Mustang x Edward Elric Edward Elric x Alphonse Elric Edward Elric x armor!Alphonse Elric Envy x Edward Elric Roy Mustang x Alphonse Elric Edward Elric x Alfons Heiderich Ling Yao x Edward Elric Ling Yao x Alphonse Elric Russell Tringham x Edward Elric Fletcher Tringham x Alphonse Elric Edward Elric x Rose Tomas Scar x Edward Elric</strong> (- it exists. Oh god, what is this world turning into.) <strong>Roy Mustang x Winry Rockbell Riza Hawkeye x Winry Rockbell Van Hohenheim x Edward Elric</strong> (WHAT IS THIS WORLD TURNING INTO!) <strong>Envy x 2003anime!Wrath Roy Mustang x Maes Hughes Roy Mustang x Olivier Mira Armstrong Roy Mustang x anyone else from the military Envy x Tim Marcoh</strong> (I've seen a fanart.) <strong>Scar x Mei Chang</strong> (someone on a forum said they support it) <strong>Lust x Gluttony Jean Havoc x Lust Jean Havoc x Edward Elric Izumi Curits x Edward Elric - Izumi Curtis x Alphonse Elric</strong> (probably don't exist, but who knows...)<!--center--></div> ... And others that I forgot or don't know they exist. You don't have to ship EdWin, RoyAi, AlMei and/or LingFan to join... but it's good if you do ;D You also don't have to be against <em>all</em> of these pairings, I'm just giving examples. Truth is, even though my heart belongs to RoyAi and EdWin, I don't mind Roy x Olivier or Ling x Ed. Remember kids, everytime Roy fucks Ed, god kills a kitten! And you don't want Al to be sad, do you?