Mighty Khorven Blind Appreciation, Loyal Worship, and Slavish Devotion Fanclub

In the beginning, Khorven created Khorven, so awesome is He, He gave you Khorven, so good Khorven is to all His loyal followers. Then Khorven split the earth between two kinds of people, those Khorven, and those not, so good He is to those which deserve it, that Those Khorven then received free iPod Nanos and anime for life. As Khorven is awesome indeed. Then, He created the Nobel Prize, so that He could award it to Himself, as He is so awesome that He recognizes talent. This group is for all people with very good taste.