Hi peoplez :3 My name is Courtney. But, y'know, just call me Courtz, Becca, but NOT what you wanna, unless I say u can :3. Sooooooo, how's it going?????
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GREAT!!!!!!! How's the wife and kids?!
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AWESOME! I was gonna ask you if, y'know, I could have... about 50 grand?
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OH! THE SILENT TREATMENT HUH?! SCREW YOU THEN! x3
AND SCENE!
xD
HYPERNESS STTTTTTTTAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTSSSSSSS
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NOW!
8D Sugar! Sugar!Sweet! Crack good! No bad! Tee-hee-hee! *cough* My bad...
TEN COMMANDMENTS (CRACKHEAD/RETARD STYLE ;) )
1. Thou shalt NOT steal my money
2. Thou shalt NOT piss off Lawliet! (Or he'll rape your oreos 0.0 )
3. Thou shalt NOT try to steal Naruto U. (Or I'll have your head! Trick!)
4. Thou shalt NOT take my style!
5. Thou shalt NOT say "Thou shalt NOT"
6. Thou shalt NOT take away my favorite bag of weed xP
7. Thou shalt NOT have ANY make-out sessions in the storage closet
8. Thou shalt NOT steal my liquor (Hands OFF!)
9. Thou shalt NOT do a hit and run on these parts (I've got my eye on you)
10.Thou shalt NOT sue me for any personal scarring, stabbings, shootings, harassment (yes, of the sexual kind too :P) and death *cough, cough*
HEY YOU! BACK OFF! *cough* NOW ENJOY MOTHER----- *cut off*
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HELL-LOGS
A HELLISH WAY TO START YOUR DAY! :)
BURN BABY BURN :P
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