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R.I.P

*poke* You still alive Stella?

STELLAR!!!*flying tackle glomps* Been forever since we talked. How are you?

sad thing is she already has a boyfriend.....

oh what?...wait forget I said that...I was just talking to myself *whistles*

...rNr...

An elderly, (about 70), white-haired man walked into a jewelry store one Friday evening with a beautiful young blonde at his side.
He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend.
The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring. The old man said, "No, I'd like to see something more special."
At that statement, the jeweler went to his special stock and brought another ring over. "Here's a stunning ring at only $40,000," he said.
The young lady's eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled with excitement. The old man seeing this said, "We'll take it."
The jeweler asked how payment would be made and the old man stated, "By check. I know you need to make sure my check clears so I'll write it now, and you can call the bank on Monday morning to verify the funds and I'll pick the ring up on Monday afternoon," he said..

On Monday morning, the jeweler 'phoned the old man and said "Sir, there's no money in that account."
"I know," said the old man, "but let me tell you about my weekend!"

All Seniors Aren't Senile

late reply again....nothing new :P

what?!....it's not a girl....I am busy.... seriously >.>
would I lie to you?

...rNr...

don't worry I've been ignoring a lot of people lately......you know, so you don't feel left out XD

just kidding.....sorry for the late reply......again.....and expect more late reply's in the future......but don't blame me, blame it on my my teachers making me busy.....lately I tend to be forgetful....and I've had a lot of people saying "how come you never replied back anymore?".....

I wish it was summer again DX

...rNr...

http://myanimelist.net/anime/489/Kamichu!
Came upon this one by accident...well done and the animation is wonderful. You can watch it on You Tube if you don't want to download it. ^^

oh wait I didn't reply back?...hmmmmm, I was pretty sure I gave you one....welp sorry about that anyways >.>

right now I'm a bit busy with a lot of school related stuff....and since now I'm in my third year....well it's been pretty hectic.....so sorry if it slipped my mind....oh how I miss my summer vacation :(

well enough about me and my rants....how are you?....haven't heard from you in quite a while....anything new?

oh and I'm the naughty one? *stares*

...rNr...

http://g.sports.yahoo.com/soccer/world-cup/blog/dirty-tackle/post/Wayne-Rooney-voted-ugliest-footballer-in-the-wor?urn=sow,254333
This was an amusing read...

Hi...my brother sent this to me and I want to share it with you.
Yaya
http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=457930

Affairs...nasty business be it for love or sheer sex...a funny take on such a unsavory matter. ;pp

To paraphrase W.C. Fields, "I don't drink water, because fish screw in it."
To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine.. .
and those who don't.
As Ben Franklin said:
In wine there is wisdom,
in beer there is freedom,
in water there is bacteria.

In a number of carefully controlled trials,
scientists have demonstrated that if we drink
1 liter of water each day,
at the end of the year we would have absorbed
more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli , (E. coli) - bacteria
found in feces.
In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop..

However,
we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer
(or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor)
because alcohol has to go through a purification process
of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember:
Water = Poop,
Wine = Health..

Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid,
than to drink water and be full of shit

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information:
I'm doing it as a selfless public service!

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20100707/ap_on_re_mi_ea/ml_iran_modest_haircuts
I cannot even begin to imagine what it would be like for our US government to try and impose such a rule...makes me sick to think about it. Where is Orwell when we need him? I know he told us stories about sex crimes and fat patrols...but this? Gives me the willeys!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ARhMqxRr1uE
Hot...hot....and hot...Levis throughout the ages of love and lust.