Hey …
I guess you have
stumbled across my
profile. Yep you
stumbled.
Not tripped or fell flat on your face, but
stumbled.
It wasn't a graceful
stumble that you could turn into a
weird dance or
jig though.
It was the kind of
stumble that people laugh at you about for the next couple of days.
You were just walking along when
something caught your foot
and you
staggered to the left trying to keep your balance.
Unfortunately this
sudden movement caused your other foot to catch too
and you did a little
twirl right into the pedestrian next to you.
The
Poor old lady didn't stand a chance against your attempted
Pirouette.
Nor did you stand a chance against the
handbag she hit you with thinking you were a thief.
That blow to the head really
knocked you for a loop and you ran head first into a
lamppost.
I'm telling you all this because I know you had a concussion and don't remember any of it.
By the way, I video taped the
stumble and showed it to all your
friends.
Since they know its a
sore topic for you, they don't mention it when your around.
Once you leave the room though, they share quite a few
chortles at your expense.
You don't remember the incident so it shouldn't
bother you too much, right?
Hey, don't look so
angry.
It was
only a
stumble.
It was the kind of
stumble that led you to my profile and that has to count for
something, yeah?
If you didn't
stumble upon this place, then you would have never found out about your
stumbling mishaps!
Hmm … Now that I think about it, maybe I shouldn't have told you.
Ignorance is bliss and all that.
Oops.
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