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Um, hi. I just recently saw your post about wanting a bf? So maybe I'd give it a shot, I mean you're really cute and friendly. I really like anime like you do! So, um.. Can we date? I'm sure we'll be the best otaku couple! We can listen to anime songs and maybe watch some Naruto and Dbz. Do you like those animes? It's okay if not.. Maybe we can watch something much more like hentai or not. I don't want to seem like your horny average guy, so we can watch something innocent. Maybe bleach.. Heh. You're so kawaii, y'know? I just want to kiss your face and call you my kohai. Would you like me to be your senpai boyfriend? I think it'll be really kawaii. I think I love you, kohai. Please make me happy and date a fellow otaku.

happy birthday

Yeah haha it was great!!! Its one of my top 10

xD~!

Hey! ;p

Happy Birthday Fii~

U still playing mabi?

Dang im still a lil noob in that game im only like 2.6k

yea i luv anime but i like casually watch it

im here a lot though shit posting too fun and i like to talk to some ppl here i got a skype squad here of my own :P

dang it died D:
that was like the funnest guild ever though

loool do u miss me? :P
Hows da Club goiin?

Dang i rly miss u guys. Everyone there was my nigga.

I got rly busy that game so time consuming i think im only playing in like the summer now lmao

Oh hot dayum bb

Lol don't know if u remember me but im Cookieknight

Holy crap Fii that you?

..num it's my cat not yours.....

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