i hate using numerical ratings for things so instead:
a 10 is something i love
anything else will have a mini review next to it.
my brain is massive, my muscles are poppin, my meat is bigger than yours, and you could never measure up to me.
the website admins have CENSORED my Bleach review so here is the original version in all of its glory:
If you read this shit while it was publishing sit the fuck down. I read this shit for the first time in like three months in 2020 after hearing for TEN FUCKING YEARS about how bad this shit is to form my own opinion. Why the fuck would you all lie to me like that?
The cast? Iconic
The art? Iconic
The fights? Iconic
The arcs? Iconic
You all are dumb as a bag of rocks.
Ok to dial it back real quick I could get being annoyed while reading this weekly but tbh that's y'all's fault for reading a battle series weekly instead of just waiting for it to end to read at your own pace. This shit on a binge is legendary.
Bleach is a truly cohesive work that plays to the strengths of the battle series genre with little fluff and fat. The characters are always moving forward, the story is engaging and iterates on itself smartly, it's constantly refining and executing on its themes, it's a near perfect showing of the battle genre. It pays off on investing in side characters, it rewards thinking about the themes and visual/textual metaphor with a deceptive amount of depth. It employs a mature cast and a strong grasp on real, tangibly complex emotion to great effect.
If you like battle series but have been shrugging this one off due to hearsay or the public opinion being SuperEyepatchWolf's, stop. Read it. It's good.
@TheBladeIsMe Oh hey, I recognize you. You're that lolcow redditor who shills for Bleach on this site (surprised these creatures haven't gone extinct just yet) and gets manhandled on every FMAB thread he steps into.
@darkavatar21 Oh hey, I recognize you. You're that lolcow redditor who shills for FMAB on this site (surprised these creatures haven't gone extinct just yet) and gets manhandled on every Bleach thread he steps into.
Just came across your Bleach review. It's really bad. Totally substance-less. It's literally just a paragraph of you making demonstrably false claims about the series without backing them up. How is this the top voted review? Embarrassing.
You say YOU are smarter than me, Lev Lainur? Hahaha. What do I even start with you normie. I wanted to see what you like but then I saw your manga list. You have only 50 days? Made me LOL. You have mean score 10? Made me vomit. What sre you? Dumb? How can you watch One Piece and go like Usopp is my favorite character, what are you? Unitelligent? I am starting to think you are. You have NGE in your favourites and yet I bet you did not evern understood the ending properly. What a funny little list. Have fun having 0 days in mangas, because it is not even much less than you have right now. LOL :)
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