First and foremost, I'd like to thank the ladies and gentlemen who cared enough to even scroll down a bit into my profile; most people just dismiss it for its shitty free photoshop-alternative look.
Second, if you are looking for potential arguments against me in this section, I'd like to warn you that I am extremely sensitive. If I do not detect goodwill or irony within your response or comment instantly, I will doubt myself and start overthinking. If you still look for arguments here despite clearly having the knowledge that I am a helpless, harmless, cute anime girl in real life, then I cannot stop you. I am, in fact, a coward as well.
With that being said, I could go in depth into a hypocritical oxymoronic explanation on how my scoring system works; however, I'd be lying if I said it wasn't fueled almost entirely (I'd say 70%) by popularity and fandom bias. Don't be ashamed if you have one of these in your profile; I too wanted to be a SingleH or a Gsarthotegga one day. Nevertheless, there is no use trying to argue with me; if I try to spark an argument, it's either a one-time response or irony. Actually, take everything I say that isn't obviously a serious statement as ironic.
That makes me seem like some badass keyboard warrior, but that is not the case. As I mentioned previously, I am extremely sensitive to everything that is said to me and, as a consequence, a coward. If you do reply to my rascal comments, then do not expect a response, not because I think you're below me, but rather because I think you're above me.
Take this little tip; it's absolutely useless to argue with someone online, especially over anime. Anyone who has spent more than one week interacting with this community knows it is made up of either the most depressed/socially deprived people or straight-up pedophiles. Sometimes both.
With that in mind, do not think I am telling you to stop; to tell the truth, I want you to continue because, god forbid, if I said it wasn't so fucking funny to argue with people online.
Just be happy, whether that is arguing with the strasserist nazbol K-On fan or the progressive LGBTQIA+ Evangelion fan.
Speaking of that, I'd like to make it clear that if you try to argue politics on an anime website named after MySpace, then you do not deserve my attention, not because I think you're above me but because I think you're below me.
Taking that into consideration, feel free to friend me, whether you're the self-proclaimed greatest keyboard warrior on this website or if you're a chud who believes billions should die for a white-asian ethnostate where only Europe and the Japanese islands are habitable. I frankly do not care. The friend of my friend is my friend.
If you seek my opinion on controversial topics, then I'll let you know my answer; I do not care. I am just an insecure soyjak on the internet actively trying to make friends to compensate for the lack of attention from other people in my life.
Finally, I'd like to address my genuine thoughts in case I badmouth your favorite anime. As Controversy said, "If I bash your favourite animanga (not you of course because I am a coward), you are not allowed to criticise me. If you do retaliate, I will personally sign your gravestone. Your anime expertise most likely exceeds mine and I'm sure your "taste" is far better than mine. However that all is nullified due to one minute issue. I am funnier."
Actually, discard that. I will abide by anything Controversy says, whether they come out as a Mossad agent or a Hezbollah terrorist; I don't care. He has the years of experience dealing with the community on this website that I do not. Read his About Me since I heavily inspired these ramblings on his. Just remember whatever input comes from his keyboard I 100% agree with.
If you did not notice, I don't know exactly what the word 'rascal' means, but I love to use it.
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