Three such creatures are sitting around the table in front of me, slurping filthy sludge from their cups as they trade whines, growls, and sounds that I can hardly describe.
Hi. Are you, like me, a horny monster from another dimension with the sole purpose of reproduction and then changing every other living life form on the planet to creatures similar to me? It'd be very groovy if you were! XXX
I see we have similar interests. It was written in the book of fate by the Gods that we stumble across each other like this. This is destiny. Probably. Maybe.
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Hope you've been swell, of course.
You've been down too long in the midnight sea!
Oh what's becoming of me?
Vampires!