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John, was divorced because he watched too much anime and became a weeb and slept with a body pillow which seriously creeped out his wife, and whenever she asked him to put it away he would just laugh. They hadn't had a serious conversation in 14 years and she couldn't live in the same house as a grown man like John, sleeping with a body pillow of underaged snans from snans the game.
When John's wife confronted John about this terrifying discovery, John repeatedly laughed in her face in order to protect himself and snans from emotional harm. John was told in order to save his marriage he would have to give up snans, but instead John started doing Naruto signs towards his wife in order to protect himself and snans from ever being separated.
It was only then that his wife was transported into the land of Konohagakure and was met by Hisoka and forever trapped in this land.
John and Snans forever lived in peace knowing they would never be separated until the day his wife would return and use super saiyam and destroy snans and John's heart.
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