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No problem!
My spring break just started; Ivy decisions come back on Thursday and my body is not ready

Packs, omg, makes them sound scary. Do you find them intimidating? xD
On the other hand, I find tall white people really scary sometimes- please don't take that the wrong way ahaha; there are a bunch of guys all over 6 feet tall next to my locker and they have fights when I'm trying to get my books like...qq...pls have mercy...I'm just a smol Asian child...tryin to live my life...

Good thing I'm not incredibly stellar at either :^DD

Yoo I hope that didn't turn out badly for you D: Is it hard to maintain a good GPA in college?

Shshhsshdshsdhhhhhh don't say anything about that I'm innocent

Yes! Anyone that can make baozi is automatically super cool in my books. I hope your baozi skills will pull you out of the ramen crisis that you're currently in...

Hello there! :) Honestly, I admit my views concerning AoT can seem a bit over-the-top. In the forum setting, insults and pointless banter often takes precedent rather than the actual subject matter at hand, so I often find myself becoming raucous. However, you seem to be quite polite, so if we were debate, I've no doubt I would not have to worry about these issues. It's refreshing to see that people actually know to respectably disagree, in all honesty.

Same to you, good sir! Sakura is so misunderstood and is often the subject of insults and pathetic memes. Nice to see someone appreciating her character.

I'm guessing that you're speaking from experience there...dw senpai, I won't kick you in the shins...!! Bwahaha really? It does seem like a lot of Asian students these days on college campuses are not Asian Americans, but Asian people from other countries. Just use your weeb experience with the Japanese people...as for the Chinese and Korean people, I'm afraid I can't help much. I quit Chinese school after two weeks because my mom didn't like waking up early to drive me there :^D

I see your Tom Brady copypasta [ mm, pasta ] and raise you a MAL-appropriate one...
Nani the fuck did you just fucking iimasu about watashi, you chiisai bitch desuka? Watashi’ll have anata know that watashi graduated top of my class in Nihongo 3, and watashi’ve been involved in iroirona Nihongo tutoring sessions, and watashi have over sanbyaku perfect test scores. Watashi am trained in kanji, and watashi is the top letter writer in all of southern California. Anata are nothing to watashi but just another weaboo. Watashi will korosu anata the fuck out with vocabulary the likes of which has never been mimasu’d before on this continent, mark watashino fucking words. Anata thinks anata can get away with hanashimasing that kuso to watashi over the intaaneto? Omou again, fucker. As we hanashimasu, watashi am contacting watashino secret netto of otakus across the USA, and anatano IP is being traced right now so you better junbishimasu for the ame, ujimushi. The ame that korosu’s the pathetic chiisai thing anata calls anatano life. You’re fucking shinimashita’d, akachan.

:>

Omg I'm not even sure how to respond to that one; I think it's simultaneously your worst and best one yet.

Sorry, though you must have other more belligerent kouhais, surely? I can fence and do archery, but I'm not sure if those are allowed in the rules c;

I let out like this super angry pterodactyl screech reading 'chi square test' ahaha; we just started learning about it today and it's already torture...And you're right! It's super tedious and I know it's supposed to be useful, but it gets really tiresome sometimes...
Omggggg no I am a pure naïve innocent flower maiden dancing in sunlit meadows, I just misread because the word 'banged' ended up right above 'my TA' D':
/ gotta maintain my MAL image of being a nice George Foreman grill *casually shoves manga list to the side*

Can I send like, a revive potion or something? Baozi? Now that I think of it, you're probably the only white guy I know who's even heard of baozi, so the fact that you also make it yourself is amazing :b Three days?? So lucky...You're almost there! I believe you can make it! *plays chariots of fire theme*

Well, I wish I could slug them, but as my friend pointed out, I'm too short for that, so I'll just kick them in the shins or something :'D Oh well, it's mildly creepy, but fingers crossed, hasn't given me much trouble. Lol with the sheer amount of Asian people in universities these days, I'm sure a white guy with blonde hair would be a rare sight in some schools. At the university I live next to, it's very unusual to see any non-Asians walking around the campus on any given day.

Bringing out the memes I see. Well, I'm above temptation, won't use any mem-
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fuck- *coughs*
As white guy I think you need to check your privilege sir- or shall I say, cis scum? Please stop triggering me.
http://www.checkmyprivilege.com/

If you want another pat on the head, you'll have to wait a few minutes while I grab a ladder,,,or like a stool to stand on or something,,,I'm so short,,,

No, no, please send more puns :00 I need them to live
It's okay I'm sure your mom loves you even though you're adopted; there will always be a place for you in this world...

Well that's questionable; I'm not really sure if I'm strong enough to push anyone. Last time we did self-defense training in school, I was told to punch the instructor and somehow ended up hurting myself instead. But...yeah, I guess watashi ganbarimasu and hopefully we both don't end up getting hit by the car

Wtf statistics pls this is the second time you've triggered me
For a significant period, my stats grade was lower than my linear algebra grade, like what?? Also, 10 hours of stats homework...look, even 3 is terrible. Your curriculum sounds so intense ;w;
It's okay, anything for a good grade :^D initially, I read that are 'banged my TA', and I was like, wow, this guy must be really desperate to do well in stats...?

Sure, let me just pack my bags and fly over to wherever de hecke your presentation is
Since I have no idea what the topic of the presentation is, I think this gives me free reign to discuss giraffes or something of that sort for an extended period of time?
I knew college classes were large, but damn, 400 is a lot D:

Lol not even, more like white people with their Asian fetishes who think that Asian girls are exotic, kinky, submissive, or all of the above. But with 1.3? 1.4? billion people in China alone, and a multitude of Asians living in probably every country on the planet, I'm not really sure if the term exotic still applies :^D

What, an hour? Pls gibe skills b0ss
Okay *pats on head* It's going to be okay fam you're going to get through this I believe in you
[ remember, depression hurts. Cymbalta can help. Cymbalta is not recommended for women who are or may become pregnant, but I don't think that really applies to you, so it's all good ]

After reading that pun, I had to stand up and walk around my room for a bit. I'm so done.
[ which means it was a good pun c; ]
Now I lowkey want to try Runescape again, but last time I tried it a few years ago, the graphics seemed even worse than I remembered. My friend and I also managed to convince some kid that he was adopted [ we didn't think it would work, but it did, and his reaction made me feel so guilty ], so maybe I shouldn't go back...

Forgetting to eat? D: I'm going to mail you some baozi right now
Please be careful, senpai! Since you're not the female protagonist of an anime series, it will be difficult to find an anime guy that will valiantly push you out of the way of a car.

Questions...with multiple parts...8 hours...how are you alive? How do you not suffer from narcolepsy-esque symptoms?
Problem sets sound pretty horrifying. I hope you made your assignment on time!

Awhh :c None of my senpais ever notice me. Spring is coming up, so time for me to bake lots of bread to use for toast~

Where are your leather bounds from? I'm currently collecting B&N leather bound classics because they're relatively inexpensive but I'm hoping to acquire some Easton Press beauties in the near future.

Don't feel small, I bet you're much, much taller than I am
It's not easy being a short Asian girl okay :')))
Omg please ;w; those kinds of people are both scary and impressive. Just imagine how much free time there would be if life was like that...
The 2200 range is still a really good score! Surely most people would be overjoyed to get something like that. Don't forget, the PSAT is easier than the SAT c;

Dad jokes too :000 I will be looking forward to seeing them :^D
Ahaha well that seems to be the case for many people. Put all your experience points in intelligence and then there aren't any left over for dexterity or uhm it's been a very, very long time since I played RPGs [ and I worked only on cooking skill back when I played Runescape as a small child of 11 years, so that probably says just as much ]
Which poses the question, do you find it difficult to survive on your own in college?

Baseball has always been one of those sports which is totally beyond my knowledge, but then again, that applies to most sports ^^' hopefully it's still fun for you!

Ohh...hm...
...d-did you procrastinate or do you have that much homework to do over the span of these few days
what even is a problem set
Yes
Senpai has finally noticed me?
[ I'm always the kouhai because I skipped a grade so I'm younger than everyone ;___criforever___; ]

2300
First
Try
#goodfuckingbyeee
But hey, you did end up getting a 2300 on the PSAT eventually, right? So that's really good!

I absolutely love terrible puns, so if you know any more, feel free to throw them at me ;D Ohh, really? / time to go take the MCAT
Jk jk I consider myself to be a very stupid person, which is probably a combination of it being true and having absolutely no self-esteem to speak of.

Ahaha, I actually happen to have both Cape Cod Chips and Cheez-Its in the pantry! So let's do a taste-test...
Not sure actually. It might just be working because I tend to get really hungry by test time and that can bother my concentration...

Thx fam I appreciate

Omg but that is a big deal isn't it? Are you still able to play for leisure?

Sure ;D I already do plenty of people's homework for them, so yours shouldn't be that bad of an addition.
Impress me senpai

The 700s for math is really high tho, you should be proud c: For some reason, the SAT Math was always my worst category on practice tests :// Made too many careless errors, I suppose.

Wtf the cranial nerves have numbers looks like I still have a lot of learning to do
Gonna go out on a limb[ic system ahaha I'm so funny ] and guess B? #probablywrong

I'm sorry ;_; well, Cheez-Its aren't that terrible, are they?
/ or maybe I'm just addicted to Cheez-Its; I eat them all too often these days because apparently eating something while studying and then eating the same thing just before/ during an exam promotes better recall of information, and thus, Cheez-Its have become the designated snack of choice and I'm going off on weird tangents again, ignore me
It's Chinese New Year but I have yet to see baozi...

So maybe I ultimately forgot to apply to Cal Tech :') it must have been a really good essay then- though sorry to hear that happened to you :cc it sounds really painful!

Quotable quotes 2k16

I promise I'll play League with you ASAP! Second semester senior here, so seems I'll have plenty of time for it c;

Wowww, nice! The SAT hurt me ;_; It took me forever to get to a consistent 800 in the math category and the most depressing part was that I'd learned all that stuff before, I just kept making stupid mistakes or forgetting how to do basic things T_T I suppose the MCAT's the opposite in that regard? Testing you on all sorts of stuff you've only recently learned?

I rel8, str8 appreci8, and congratul8. Cr8 more, can't w8. For some reason I'm now imagining ravioli-shaped baozi
[ ravioli ravioli whats in the pocketoli it's just a prank ]
*discrimin8
Good, because #baozilivesmatter

You got into Cal Tech waat are you some kind of genius
I went to their presentation in freshman year and they were like "min score on SAT II Math: 800" "max score on SAT II Math: 800" and I just nope'd my way out of there
"I mean I just wish my college debt would take me out to dinner first before screwing me :-("
Omg I'm dying I'm saving this quote for uh future research

Ahaha, okay, I will do that too c; Sure! I usually play Saturday nights [ and I'm in California, PST ].

How is organic chem? It seems so intimidating, but I also had a terrible chemistry teacher, so needless to say, I'm guessing my opinion of it must be warped. Well, the fact that some classes are based on homework grades as well is comforting...omg, the MCAT sounds terrifying! Taking the SAT was already traumatic enough; trying to imagine something worse than that...and wow, that's a lot of studying ahead. You're a good student then :b

Yoo baozi is gr8/8 / and now you're making me hungry; what's your method for preparing it? The ones I make always come out with such deformed shapes :')
Chocolate of course! And sure, just tell me which type of cake.


Haha, yes, we should! Is college debt really as bad as they say it is? Supposedly many schools offer generous financial aid plans, but college debt still remains a large issue...

I'm pretty sure you wouldn't want to play with me, haha, I play with trackpad :^DD [ because, as Asian parents say, "if you have a mouse in your room, it means that you're playing games! so get back to studying!" ]. But anyhow, I'm FrenchCoyote. I'll add you if my League ever finishes patching...

Now I'm scared D':
Grades in college concern me a lot...at the moment I'm used to using homework and other things to even out my grades if somehow I do badly on a test. However, I'm also in a college math class and so the grade is based solely on tests, and that's a little scary! Definitely will have to study hard...since I've heard many college courses are graded in the same way [ some only on a midterm and final, apparently? ]. 150 hours is a lot, but then again, since you said it's 3 years, it sounds possible...as for the MCAT, it sounds intimidating,,,
[ the SAT didn't prepare me for this!! ]
Ooh, you enjoy cooking? What are your favorite things to make then?
I like baking cakes and pastries, but I haven't branched out into cooking much...I'd better learn; otherwise I'll be living solely off of cakes, ramen, and pasta during my college life, which, although it doesn't sound terrible, probably isn't the healthiest way to go...
Waah, that seems very ambitious, but I wish you the best in doing so [ I'm sure you will be successful with it! ], and haha, good plan xD

I definitely will look it up.
Ohh, haha, that's totally understandable. I feel exactly the same about bio :P

I suddenly had the great idea to return to playing League after a year-long hiatus like the responsible student I am ;w; please teach me how to manage my time more wisely, college-senpai