Born in Tralfamadore. Rasied by the streets. Nurtured by raging wolves and silent sheep. Trampled on by goblins and orangutans. Seduced by the great power of ample bosom. Suckled on the sensitive teat of welfare checks since I was four. Made a man by cheap, sleazy brothels.
Hiiii. *high-pitched Kirby voice*
The government has recently been installing tiny cameras into people's nostrils when they sleep. For more info go to: www.OrphansAreApparentlyPeopleToo.edu
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*silently stands and reads A Communist Manifesto when a camera dollies in, gazes up moderately alarmed, adjusts slipping glasses with a slight tremor, and then proceeds to, after all feelings of anxiousness fade, acknowledge the audience* Oh. Hey. Didn't see you there. Hello. How are you?
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*you give an elaborate answer as to how you feel*
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Oh, is that so? Well, it's irrelevant anyway, this is my page.
You have landed on my account and now must endure my shameless fascination and adoration for japes of the dark and absurdist variety, typically involving but not limited to: scatology, racism, sexism, genocide, self-mutilation, unchecked nationalism, poverty, deformities, mental or physical handicaps, necrophilia, psychedelic drugs, grain alcohol (99% proof baby, shit is purer than yo mentally-challenged grandpappy's raw moonshine. Really, any comedy that has throbbing libidos, volatile verbal lacerations (to myself and others), and mirthless death, you'll spot my pseudo-edgy, wannabe-funny ass there.
---I live in a dark cave that somehow has access to Internet. I love anime (and animation in general) and manga (as well as comics in general)... Okay, that last sentence is pretty much implied considering I'm on this website/currently an active user, but whatever. I'm open-minded to all genres/types, but typically gravitate towards that character-driven and/or dark stuff. I also have a soft spot for sweet, light-hearted, saccharine shiz as long as it's fresh, interesting, innovative, quirky, bizzare, touching, and/or well-produced and written. But again, that sort of goes without saying. Excessively, explicitly, and extremely violent, sexual, and profane anime/manga are cool as well. Mmhmm.
-This description is a WORK IN PROGRESS so that means it's going to be a bit plain for now. This is why it's at least 75% shit right now.
FAQ (Questions and answers so important that this is the first and only time they'll ever be asked/answered.)
Q: How come you're more amazing than my husband, Buddha, and that guy who thought of sliced bread combined?
A: I'm not sure. I suppose due to my irresistible charm and fantastic manliness. However, I recently sold all those qualities for a smart phone... It can take pictures!
Q: What's better than porn?
A: More porn.
Q: FAQ? More like IFAQ!!! (Infrequently Asked Questions!) Dude, your opinion is trash just like your existence. Why are you still alive?
A: Suicide is great. I've personally tried it eight times. Too bad I can't die. Apparently I'm immortal or something.
Q: Who is one of your biggest idols?
A: Hermaphroditus.
Q: You hit on my stepfather's grandmother, you freak! Why are you so weird?
A: I was emotionally, mentally, spiritually, and physically touched by an angel and a demon when I was much younger. We all decided it's better to just stay as friends.
Q: Why did you sell your soul to the devil?
A: 'Cuz he seemed cool. He kinda looked like a strange mixture of Ronald Reagan, Betty White, Mike Tyson's face tattoo, a breath mint, Tila Tequila (is she still relevant?) and a Red Panda.
More FAQ
Q: Why are you on MAL so much? Do you not have a life??
A: Yeah, I have one. Just apparently misplaced somewhere.
Q: Why did the devil return your soul shortly after?
A: Turns out he's a soft, punk-ass, pussyflower who can't hold his liquor. He wasn't even into gang rape anymore. What a punk.
Q: Haha, you're almost as unfunny as the people you emulate. Do you honestly think you're even remotely humorous?
A: Eh, not really. But at the same time, you're an even bigger asshole than me. Which is saying something. Sooo...
Go lick a long scrotum.
Q: Where you from?
A: NML Cygni. It's a little hot over here.
Q: You're smug attitude, poor taste, uninteresting reviews, and profile pisses me off. When can I burn you?
A: Go lick a long scrotum.
Q: Your reviews suck multple, multi-colored asses. But less importantly, what is your favorite hobby?
A: Playing my electric harp. I'm still a novice doe.
Q: Who is your fav anime character?
A: ....Go lick a long scrotum?
opinion on experimental, abstract, avant-garde, trippy, psychedelic, surreal, and other slightly obscure terms when describing such anime/manga
Experimental, abstract, trippy, psychedelic, surreal, and avant-garde anime/manga (in terms of both aesthetic and story) can be magnificently fresh and interestingly unorthodox if pulled off correctly. It's that risky, bold, and unusual shit really grips me. These are the types that have the powerful capability of being wonderfully memorable. Props/kudos to all those who challenge the anime/manga industry norms, and actually are genuine regarding their risks and adventurous attitude when it comes to creating their work.
My Ratings
Other (Opinions, Quotes, etc.)
Random Quotes For Your Amusement (that I like that I found on some random website, that site I prolly dead now but it's goooood)-
People like us aren't qualified to be involved in a dramatic incident such as a suicide. No matter how depressed you are or how much pain you're in, you have to return to your routine, daily life. Even if you don't come back, you'll just end up dying in vain. A dramatic death isn't befitting of us. (Welcome to the N.H.K.!)
Don't believe in yourself! Believe in ME who believes in you!!! (Gurren Lagann)
I'm mad scientist.... iz soo cooooooool.. sonuvabeetch! (Steins; Gates)
I am Justice! I protect the innocent and those who fear evil. Im the one that will become the god of a new world that every one desires!! (Death Note)
Because she learned about happiness, she feels lonely for the first time. And because she knows unhappiness, she understands happiness for the first time. (Ef: A Tale of Memories)
My love for you is the sort of love where I want to marry you. (Not the friend kind.) [AnoHana]
Feelings of love are just a temporary lapse in judgement, like a kind of mental illness. (The Melancholy of Haruhi Suziimiya)
It takes an idiot to do something cool, that's why it's cool. (FLCL)
Thats not an ordinary star my son, that star is a tear of a warrior.
(What warrior is it?)
A lost soul who has finished his battle somewhere on this planet. A pitiful soul who could not find his way to the lofty realm where the great spirit awaits us all.... [Cowboy Bebop]
I said.... with a posed look. (Nisemonogatari)
Truth Regarding Mainstream/Underground Music (AKA my slightly generic/half assed opinion)
Honestly though. I do love slang and hip-hop culture. Just not that bullshit that steams off the top of popular, mainstream crowd. No, I'm not saying popular means bad. Good quality isn't limited to underground or depends solely on sales or being well-known. It's just that there happens to be a very annoying and outspoken crowd that exists in the mainstream. But underground has its clear share of cocky, elitist cuntbags so the douchebaggery is almost balanced.
My Impersonation Of My Generation On MAL! ^_^
I'm also like a fan of like Japanese animizzle's and mangos, I mean like manga or manger or monkey I think, Naruto is the greatest ever. He's so like cute you know! Unlike ratchet Sasuke who has... A duck butt haircut!!!!! Hehehehehe, jkjk y'all. Don't hate just cuz I'm obnoxious, trendy, the zeitgeist of my generation, an pointlessly stubborn!! ;^))))) :) :D ;Dddk ^____^ Swagggg swagg 2011 #hashag reppin dem colors u KNO? I like swag and stuff but I'm not a swag fagggggggg >.< XDDD *OTHER EXCESSIVE EMOTICONS AND IRRITATING JAZZ* #Kony2014 #Swag #waffles #pickles #SupposedlyRandom .#GaddafiIsANiceGuy #hashtag. But dats jus me fam an' how I do, wät bout you doe?
I seriously do love my generation though. There's many marvelous things going for us. I was just mimicking some of the more irksome section of us.
It's all good.
Summer 2013: Shit I Actually Will Bother To Watch & Why aka Everything Else Can Die In Obscurity For All I Care
"Monogatari Season Two": Akiyuki Shinbo is an Experimentalist spraying his creative cum on the masses. Yes.
"Love Lab" Masahiko Oonuma! Favorite rising anime director currently. He's bringing funny back into slice of life anime. The Great Asian Hope of Comedy Anime.
"Gatchaman Crowds": Kenji Nakamura! Oh lord, many talented directors are currently releasing stuff, huh? He's a wonderfully unconventional director and hopefully this will be a pleasant work from him.
"Watamote": Interesting pandering to pessimistic, recluse, and isolated people. Damn, I should have thought of that.
"Fate/kaleid liner Prisma Illya": Shin Oonuma! Dis dude was Shinbo's assistant and then grew wings and is doing his own stuff. He's slowly evolving and hopefully this showcases more of his obvious, but sometimes muffled, talent.
"Danganronpa": Premise sounds interesting.
Shit im gonna watch
revisiting K-On (why the fuck not)
Madoka Rebellion (I'm pretty sure by this point Gen Urobutchi will find a way to butcher that shit up, I'm coming for Shinbo)
several others im too lazy to type out (fuck me, fuck my lethargic tendencies, fuck my lack of motivation, and fuck me for not seriously attempting to gain any motivation, yeah, just fuck me in general)
I like a bevy of rappers all for different reasons. For that trap-rap sound, I like Travis Scott, Future and Migos. For that Hip-Hop/Neo-soul, Isaiah Rashad. For a more tongue and cheek version of Kendrick, Ab-soul. Joey Badass is always a nice treat. And Freddie Gibbs's grimy, nocturnal production and gangsta rap persona makes for great cruising music. Pusha-T is becoming a favorite with each passing album, this his last being my favorite from him so far. Drake always got hits I like. Some of Jay Rock, especially from that recent album, songs like Vice City and Easy Bake. Denzel Curry, I'm new to him, but that Imperial project was a huge 1st impression, can't wait to hear more from him. And even some of Lil Yatchy and Lil Uzi Vert's songs are fun bubblegum trap, like songs like Minnesota, 1Night and Wanna be Us by Yacthy and Super Saiyan, All My Chains and Enemies from Uzi. And there's a shit ton more, I could go on for hours. Out of all media, I consume music more than anything, I think I'm up to 10k songs on my computer and gig drive at this point.
That's what you get when a show is as well-written and committed like Monster is, the line ceases to exist and people are just seen for the ugly, yet fascinating things they are. It's the reason it remains one as one of the only 10s I'm willing to give, It never compromises its vision, even when it could cost it audience attentiveness. People complain about the pacing, and I could see that, but personally, I love how the show treats the audience with respect and expect that same level of commitment out of them. If you want something of true substance, you have to be willing to sit down and take it all in for what it is. Yeah, that man dying for Eva was beautiful and really marked the turning point for her as a character as well, making her see a consequence of her actions up to that point. And speaking of Eva, she's actually my go-to example of explaining to people what a four-dimensional character looks like. A true four-dimensional character in the right sense of the word is rare in anime, and Eva is of that special caliber. There's lots of shortcuts that creators take to thinking they're truly capturing the 4th dimension with their characters, but Eva is the real deal.
Yeah, right after GKMC, TPAB is right behind it as my 2nd favorite, but then again, I think trying to designate a favorite is a fruitless effort with me when it comes to music since I tend to prefer one type of sound more than the other depending on the day, so it always flip flops back and forth. But consistently, out of the two, I've revisited GKMC more so that's what I'm basing that off of. We could sing platitudes of Kendrick all day and never be wrong, so I'll just say I agree with you and call it a day. The man is officially one of the greats and I'm sure his newest album coming up would only solidify that even further.
Yeah, what the monster truly is was the show's strongest theme, and I think it's actually the point of the show, the actual chase for Johan was only a vehicle to carry this concept in and gave an excuse to traverse the land and come across other people. As for me, this is my brief interpretation. The "Monster" in this anime is everyone, it's an allegorical representation of morality and human ethics. Each person deals with this "monster" in different ways. Some fight it by upholding a moral compass (tenma), some simply cope with it since they've accepted it as a part of themselves (Grimmer), some are fascinated by it and are compelled to follow it (roberto)..... and some consume it and revels in its madness, ultimately becoming one with the monster itself (Johan). This was also illustrated with the creepy children book that plays at the end of each episode. The Monster split up then consumed itself in the end. Basically a man on a different level, as visually illustrated throughout the series when Johan is quite literally looking down on everyone scurrying around him. Johan (a monster due to his upbringing) consumed his humanity and thus became a person that lacks empathy. He's a literal monster since he thinks nothing of human life and takes pleasure in manipulating people's lives and psyche, becoming someone who exceeds basic human morality, seeing everyone like ants due to what intellectual level he's on. The show even makes reference that had he been a force for good, he could have been an important historical figure like Gandhi or MLK, but because his environment changed him for the worse, he ends up going down the path of someone with equal charisma and rallying aura but with intentions that aren't for the betterment of mankind, so like a Hitler or Jim Jones. Goes to show you that great men, famous or infamous, are born with an innate ability to attract others (as seen with the blind devotion people like roberto and the other thugs have for Johan, or even tenma, compelled to chase him across the country). On the surface, the show is about catching a mass murderer but when you explore the underlining themes, the story takes on new meaning. It's a show that can be viewed at face value and also analyzed to see the hidden depths in the themes it presents. To me, it's the perfect balance of thematically rich content but nothing too complicated for those that don't think critically. It's a show that can appeal to both casual viewers and critical thinkers alike.
Good Kid Mad city is my favorite. To Pimp a Butterly has stronger moments that give me goosebumps (u, Blacker the Berry, For Free etc.) but as far as an album I enjoyed consistently from beginning to end, GKMC is my jam. There are a few songs in TPAB that I don't find appealing sonically, or they have hooks that bother me, like the "shit don't change until you wipe yo ass" thing I just find tacky, despite the honest intent of what it means.
It really doesn't matter though, every Kendrick project is a gem to me in their own way.
I'm not going to drudge through Monster any further, at this point I feel like your ideas of issues and mine just don't align at all, just reading this complaint doesn't make sense from what was visually shown. I can't babysit nitpicks forever, you'll just have to sit down and evaluate your gripes with yourself.
April 7th, praise Kendrick.
Uhh, no, it isn't an end all be all defense, just one for a scene in a show, that up to that point, made it abundantly clear that Roberto was not a person to fuck with. That defense only matter if you overthink everything. No one is doing that here.
And the amount of time Monster uses this? Was there someone getting shot off a 1st story building into flames every episode. You're making all these blanket statements as if the show was just full of whimsical elements the entire time. And if your argument derives to anything pertaining to Johan's manipulation of people, that's a whole other story and has more to do with psychoanalysis than it does practicality.
But to answer your question, no, I didn't feel that way at all. I feel like you're looking for any pretext to exacerbate what the show does. Basically getting nitpicky for the sake of being nitpicky. I mean, did you question the fact that in HxH they retconned the entirety of how the nen power structure work, or why Killua literally had a living breathing, breathing wish-granting dues ex machina for a brother that completely defied the pre-established law of the universe presented? No, you probably didn't.
So do I concern myself that a mystery /drama/ thriller that takes after neo-noir would adopt a similar approach to storytelling, that hunting down a serial killer would probably lead to dangerous encounters? No, because in a show where a guy it's literally chasing down the 2nd coming of Hilter, I'm sure there was bound to be lots of physical altercation. It makes logical sense in that universe.
Really? That's not much of a contrivance at all. People have survived worse things in real life, a man with a strong mental fortitude and experience with situations that puts him at death's door all the time would surely have the mental capacity to pull through if a chance presents itself. Rappers like 50 Cent got shot nine times and you don't see people calling that a "contrivance," or the rock climber that got stuck in the middle of nowhere and was forced to amputate his own limb, and survived all that excessive blood loss to get to safety, that too wasn't called a "contrivance." Some people just have more gusto and willpower than others, simple as that, and I think a following professional hitman come with the understanding that this man might be tougher than the average joe.
Contrivances in stories are things that actively fight against the plausibility of it happening in the narrative at play, and seeing that the show starts off with a boy who survives a bullet to the head (something people have survived before), trivializing a scene that doesn't show the man literally burn in the fire with his flesh boiling off, or indicate the severity of the bullet wound itself, that to me is something you could still buy into. If you didn't, oh well I suppose.
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Long time, no talk. <3
Yeah, right after GKMC, TPAB is right behind it as my 2nd favorite, but then again, I think trying to designate a favorite is a fruitless effort with me when it comes to music since I tend to prefer one type of sound more than the other depending on the day, so it always flip flops back and forth. But consistently, out of the two, I've revisited GKMC more so that's what I'm basing that off of. We could sing platitudes of Kendrick all day and never be wrong, so I'll just say I agree with you and call it a day. The man is officially one of the greats and I'm sure his newest album coming up would only solidify that even further.
Good Kid Mad city is my favorite. To Pimp a Butterly has stronger moments that give me goosebumps (u, Blacker the Berry, For Free etc.) but as far as an album I enjoyed consistently from beginning to end, GKMC is my jam. There are a few songs in TPAB that I don't find appealing sonically, or they have hooks that bother me, like the "shit don't change until you wipe yo ass" thing I just find tacky, despite the honest intent of what it means.
It really doesn't matter though, every Kendrick project is a gem to me in their own way.
April 7th, praise Kendrick.
And the amount of time Monster uses this? Was there someone getting shot off a 1st story building into flames every episode. You're making all these blanket statements as if the show was just full of whimsical elements the entire time. And if your argument derives to anything pertaining to Johan's manipulation of people, that's a whole other story and has more to do with psychoanalysis than it does practicality.
But to answer your question, no, I didn't feel that way at all. I feel like you're looking for any pretext to exacerbate what the show does. Basically getting nitpicky for the sake of being nitpicky. I mean, did you question the fact that in HxH they retconned the entirety of how the nen power structure work, or why Killua literally had a living breathing, breathing wish-granting dues ex machina for a brother that completely defied the pre-established law of the universe presented? No, you probably didn't.
So do I concern myself that a mystery /drama/ thriller that takes after neo-noir would adopt a similar approach to storytelling, that hunting down a serial killer would probably lead to dangerous encounters? No, because in a show where a guy it's literally chasing down the 2nd coming of Hilter, I'm sure there was bound to be lots of physical altercation. It makes logical sense in that universe.
Contrivances in stories are things that actively fight against the plausibility of it happening in the narrative at play, and seeing that the show starts off with a boy who survives a bullet to the head (something people have survived before), trivializing a scene that doesn't show the man literally burn in the fire with his flesh boiling off, or indicate the severity of the bullet wound itself, that to me is something you could still buy into. If you didn't, oh well I suppose.