i was born on 69 1696 haha get it thats the WEED number xD
fart niggas be like oops i shidded
fart niggas be like oops i shidded
Hi well let me start by introducing myself my name is guys name i am 20 years old i was born on the on the Date of Birth and i am from Location. I'm just your everyday average guy living life day by day i'm Shy,Quiet,Respectful, kind,Helpful,I don't smoke, drink or take drugs.I live with my mum. I have 2 older bothers, I don't work or go to college.I am on benefits i get £140 every 2 weeks because i have behavior problems,disabilities,learning problems, attitude problem and mental health problems,but this does mean i that i should be treated any differently.Anyways I'm on here because i don't have any friends,If you ask why its because i was never a social person growing up,so i use the internet to make some. I have friends on <br /> Here but i know they're not my real friends because they never message me or even try to get to know me,so i send them a message saying hi why are you not talking to me on here i thought we were friends? They reply back saying " Oh i have been busy sorry" <br />that's an excuse because if you are so busy you won't be on here everyday.I send people friend requests on here hoping to to have a friendship with them but they either say to me " Who are you? " Do i know you?" "leave me alone your ugly" I do not like this because it makes me feel like i am nobody and that i should just end my life because nobody wants to know me or be my friend or my girlfriend... I don't want to kill myself I just hate the fact that my life is so boring and so mediocre. I want to have friends and people to talk to but whoever when I send people friend requests in odrder to to a friendship with them on here they accept it,but they never talk or try to get to know me,and I'm like why did you accept my friends request if you are not going to talk to me at all.PS i don't think you want to be my friend because you might think i a boring person who is not interesting, not worth talking to or worth getting know, and also you you would either want to be with be friends with someone who has job who is more interesting then myself.Anyway's if you want to know more about me please feel free to message me or ask me questions if you want to know more about me, so tell me a little bit about yourself then if you do not mind me asking you?
steins;gate 1 time
steins;gate okobako something 1 time
I was riding the train home from a hard squat workout and my legs were jelly, i was also wearing thin shorts, well the train stopped abruptly and i fell ass first into a burly middle aged man's lap and he quickly grabbed my hips to help push me up but my legs were fried from squats and i couldnt get up right away so i bounced back on his lap and felt his thick man rod on my ass. The feeling was so weird and spectacular at the same time, i finally managed to get up and i quietly said thanks, he then gave me a smile. The rest of the train ride back i dont know what happened to me but i kept staring at him and his crotch and i would look away if he caught me lookin. And i also kept catching myself licking my lips a lot and kinda sticking my butt out. I dont know wut happened but i think this fuking possible phaggot mightve turned me gay. i think i caught the gay from him wtf im not gay i love women so as i was leaving the train i gave him an angry look and said phaggot under my breath and tried to hide my fully grown erention. ffs gay people shouldnt be allowed to be so burley and tempting to straight guys like me who just want to be normal.
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