Dec 19, 2015
One Night, Mars of Destruction, Black Bullet, and Sailor Moon had a child. It doesn't matter that there's three parents, nobody cares. With a painful scream, Lance N' Masques was born. His eyes were completely black, and he had sharp teeth. Sailor Moon continually screamed at the child she had given birth to. Black Bullet shot himself with a black bullet. And Mars was murdered by every anime reviewer alive after he was found in Sailor Moon's house.
Sailor Moon took Lance N Masques by the head, and threw him into the street, hoping for someone to run over his body. But instead, later that night,
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Studio Gokumi picked him up, and decided to make him into an anime.
All was lost.
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Story:
I'm not a picky anime watcher. Give me a decent enough story and art and I can finish it, given time. But this anime was just bad. A lot of things make no sense, or contridict with themselves.
For example:
(CONTAINS MILD SPOILERS!!)
Episode 3:
Girl says shes an apprentice knight. Seems to be around Youtaro a lot.
Later that episode:
8 year old boy comes and beats her unconscious.
(Okay, now your safe from spoilers)
Or how the main female's father leaves her in a huge house with an obnoxiously large obstacle course in the backyard. She has a bunch of maids serving her.
Except she has little supervision, she doesn't have any bodyguards despite herself being the heir to a large business, and her father is such a bad father that he can't just let her live with him. How is this girl not dead already? Not to mention that the first episode she falls from the top of a rock climbing wall with no safety precautions whatsoever. This child is going to die on the last episode, I know it. Good parenting examples straight from anime!
Sound:
The soundtrack wasn't prominent, but it's hard to go wrong on soundtrack.
The voice acting was okay.
Characters:
I felt like they were very flat. You could describe them with one word. Lots of characters get introduce but don't get that developed. I don't have any bond with the characters either. At lots of points I seriously sided with the antagonists.
Shota boy is best boy.
Enjoyment: I really don't know... I just.. .Don't know...
Overall:
Why.
(I'm sorry if I went against reviewing rules. I'm new).
Reviewer’s Rating: 3
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