Report YaoiIsInevitable's Profile

G'day y'all! I am a person of many names; Glen, Misty, Josiah, Trixie, Alchemy, Ezekiel, Lunacy, Alexei, Yuki, Ryan, Vivica, Harley, Quinn...ect ect. You may choose one to use, if you wish to speak to me.

Nothing about me is set in stone, I am apparently unpredictable... I consider myself faceless, raceless, genderless and ageless. You are a figment of my imagination, all of reality is in my mind.

I'm a yaoi fanboy, a yuri fangirl, I'm a dedicated roleplay addict, an academic failure, an unintentional cosplayer and have the attention span of a goldfish with ADHD.

I'm a self-confessed heterophobic nutcase, I love confusing people and scaring small children before I eat them for brunch, I'm crazily sane and a pessimistic optimist. I thrive on angst, and hate happy endings.

My favourite words are:
Aibohphobia
Masquerade
Lunacy
Epiphany
Marionette
Yume
Yuki
Jinx

-x-

-x-

Guess what... Solipsism does not exist.

Some of my quotes
"Your humanity is a masquerade"
"If you can see and hear me, your hallucinating"
"I'm the rainbow king of Rainbow land!"
"Lets face it, the more you tell me I cant do something, the more incentive I have to go and prove you wrong"
"Le Gasp!
"I have just lost all faith in humanity...again"

In Loving Memory, R.I.P.

Kendra H - Suicide: 17th August 1992 - 29th December 2006.
Its true Kendie, that you never expect your best friend to die. When your mama called me to tell me what had happened, I thought it was some sick joke.
I wont forget you, there will always be a place for you in my heart until I meet you in Heaven.

уσυ fαℓℓ σи уσυя вα¢к ωιтн тнє ѕυи ιи уσυя єуєѕ,
αи∂ σи уσυя σωи,
вє∂ѕнαρє∂,
αи∂ ℓєgѕ σf ѕтσиє.

уσυ'ℓℓ киσ¢к σи му ∂σσя,
αи∂ υρ ωє'ℓℓ gσ,
ιи ωнιтє ℓιgнтѕ...
ι ∂σи'т тнιик ѕσ.

вυт ωнαт ∂σ ι киσω,
ωнαт ∂σ ι киσω, ι киσω..


You are a Badass Uke!
Other uke admire you, some seme fear you. Despite your sometimes flaming appearance, you can even fool other people into thinking you are seme with your mischievous, manipulative attitude, but when push comes to shove, your true submissive nature emerges. It takes a seme with enough intensity to challenge you and keep you satisfied.
Most compatible with: Don't Fuck With Me Seme, Chibi Seme
Least compatible with: Sadistic Seme, Romantic Seme
What seme or uke are you? Take the experience at SemeUke.com