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As days go by, time flows forward as it should. More rust seems to collect on the helmet.
The loli-protection.
I will never give my one and true hope for slavation away to the likes of you!
You lake-dwellers are all the same, you reek of fish and soaked from the bottom up.
It makes my core boil hot. It is my duty to protect the loli.

This loli..

We go back far together, known each other for years.
I still remember the first time we met, during an ambush in Vietnam.
As I was the first soldier to stumble upon an unseen landmine, I had yet to die.
Nearing my end, drawing my last breaths. This god forsaken time of bloodshed wonder, the loli descended.
She came from the sky, basked in the heavenly light that stalked her from afar. One could only stare in awe
as this unbelieveable moment occured. I managed to break the trance I was in by forcing out a solid "MASAKA", from the top of my lungs.

The loli noticed my spark of unfulfilled excitement, and awarded me with the power of 'Plot Armor' which, as the name suggests, saved my life.
I have yet to repay my debt, I owe the loli my life.

I've never taken off my helmet since.