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"ITTy BiTTy PiGGy"
[VERSE:1]
I was on da plane with da wayne,
U can call me whitley I go to hill man,
Listen I'm da baddest in da school,
Da baddest in da game,
Excuse me honey but nobody's in my lane,
Wen u was in New York u was fucking da yankee,
I was fucking with base,
I was pitching da frankie,
Dese bitches so cranky give dem a hanky,
But mommy I'm cold give me my blanky...
[talking: Nicki Minaj]
Whoa whoa ok ok whoa whoa holiday wait hold on hold on holiday u can't give it to dem dry like dat u gotta get dat shit wet first nigga like come on now! u gotta prep dem for shit like dat dey can't just get dat shit right off da top like u gotta bring dat shit back bring dat shit the fuck back!
I was on da plane with da wayne,
U can call me whitley I go to hill man,
Listen I'm da baddest in da school,
Da baddest in da game,
Excuse me honey but nobody's in my lane,
Wen u was in New York u was fucking a yankee,
I was fucking with base,
I was pitching da frankie,
Dese bitches so cranky give dem a hanky,
But mommy I'm cold give me my blanky,
Flyer den a kite, I get higher den rapunzel,
Keep da snow white, I can buy it by da bundel,
Stack ya cookies up fo dey crumble,
Don't be acting like da cardinals and gon' fumble,
Cus I'm a steeler,
Fresh up out da dealer,
All da dope boys gon feel her,
Flow so sick I need a healer,
Fuck is my MAC concealer,
I be out in Queens on da back of da four wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-wee-weelers,
I'm a big bill, dats why I get more head den a pigtail,
Put some ranch I'm gettin' the munchies, I think I'll have a rap bitch fo my entrees,
And dey be thinkin' dey can spit, spit shine my shoes,
U know I keep a bad bitch let me sign ya boobs,
I'm da only thing hoppin' like a kangaroo,
I mean da only thing poppin' like a can of brew,
Listen, u should buy ya 16 cus I write it good,
Da 808 woof woof, cus I write it good,
And bitches can't find dey man cus I ride it good,
I'm dhe wolf were is lil red-uh ridin' hood,
[Chorus:]
And if u see a itty bitty piggy in da market, give dat bitch a quarter And a car tell ha park it, I don't fuck with pigs like as alama lekem, I put 'em in a field I let oscar meyer bake 'em [2x]
[talking: Nicki Minaj]
It's like I jus single handedly annihilated u know every rap bitch in da buildin' like, like I'm Nicki Minaj, Nicki Lewenski, Nicki da ninja, Nicki da boss, Nicki da harajukku barbie, like I mean, I don't even know why u girls bother at this point like give it up, it's me I win u looooooseeee hahahahahaha oh shit hahaha yoooo I'm a bad bitch I'm a I'm a bad bitch I'm a bad bitch I'm a I'm a bad bitch I'm a bad bitch I'm a I'm a bad bitch I'm a bad bitch I'm a I'm a bad bitch hahahaha I told u, I told u before, I told u, ya'll gon have to pick my fruit out now listen, in
Addition to pickin' my fruit out I want yyall to start goin' to da boutiques naw sayin' get some, get some crazy shit for me, I want, I want u know leopard skkin and I want, I want u know all dat crazy lizard skin and shit u know make sure, u can be my personal shopper hahahaha ayyoooo!
Whoooo uh huh uh huh
**IP0D**
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((►N0W PL4YING))
ιlιlll - NiCKi MiNAj
S0NG-iTTy BiTTy PiGGyllιlιl <---
A Girl And A Guy Were Speeding Over 100 MPH On A Motorcycle
Girl:
Slow down, I'm scared.
Guy:
No, this is fun.
Girl:
No it's not, please, it's so scary.
Guy:
Then tell me that
you love me.
Girl:
I love you, slow down.
Guy:
Now give me a big hug..
*She gave him a big
hug*
Guy:
Can you take my helmet
off & put it on yourself,
It's really bothering me.
The next
day in the newspaper:
"A motorcycle crashed into a
building due to brake failure.
Two people were in the crash, but only one
survived."
The truth was that
halfway down the road the guy
realized that the breaks weren't working,
but he didn't want the girl to know.
Instead, he had her hug him
and tell him she loves him
one last time.
Then he had her put his helmet on so that she would live, even if it meant that he would die.
If you would do the same for the person you love, copy this in your
profile..
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You walk really slow when you're with them.
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You feel shy whenever they're around.
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You smile when you hear their voice.
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When you look at them, you can't see the other
People around you, you just see him/her.
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They're all you think about.
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You realize you're always smiling when you're
Looking at them.
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You would do anything for them, just to see them.
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While reading this, there was one person on your
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You were so busy thinking about that person, you
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You just scrolled up to check & are now silently
Laughing at yourself.
NOW MAKE A WISH. YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO......
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And something good will happen.
Because you read this you will get kissed on
Friday.BREAK IT and your crush will ask someone else out.
Tomorrow will be the best day of you life. How
Ever,if you don't send this to at least 10 people,
By at least 1am, you will have bad luck for the rest
Of you life. Just copy, paste and you will get kissed
On Friday. DON'T send it back to the person who
Sent it to your TAG UR IT!! This is so scary.
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put this on 10 other channels of the people you think are the nicest people you have ever met. If you get this back, then you know you're the best ^ ^