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My name is Fondel Maballs. I'm 69 years old. I am a citizen of Kizma's Empire, and I am not married. I work as a doctor who specializes in treating ligma, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 2 AM, and make sure I get five hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about two hours of internet surfing before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with idiots on the internet, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to end up in a debate, I wouldn't lose to anyone.

Functioning member of society by day, unhinged shitposter by night.