Report Wulfton's Profile

Ask Yourself A Question: Why Are You Reading This? Is It To Find Information About Me To Satisfy Your Infinite Curiosity? If That's The Case, Tough Luck, Mate.

If You've Found My Profile By Chance, You've Probably Seen Some Other Profiles With Those Fancy Picture/Gif Thingymajigs That Introduce That Person, Right?

I Thought, Instead Of Doing That Kind Of Flashy Profile Page And Wasting My Time Learning All That, I'm Going Write This Text To Waste YOUR Time.

Still Reading? Hmm... Gotta Find Another Way To Scare You People Away.
How About I Tell You About How Much I Hate People? Human Race Is So Full Of Idiots, I Sometimes Feel Disgusted, That I'm One Of Their Race.

I Most Likely Hate You Too. Of Course, Hating Someone Just Because They're Human Is Kinda Stupid, Right? What I Mean Is That Majority Of Humans Possess Traits, That Makes Me Dislike Them. What Are These Traits You Ask? Well, If You Think For A While, You Might Find Out Yourself.

You Still Reading?
Hmm... I Think That's It.
You Might've Not Even Realized It, But I've Just Introduced Myself.
You May Have A Grip Of My Personality Already, You Just Don't Realize It.
Just Read The Text Again And Ask Yourself Some Questions Like: Why? Or similar.

This Way You'll Find Your Own Answers
In My Opinion, This Is Best And The Most Fun Way To Tell A Story(Or In this Case, Introduce a Profile). I Left Holes In The Introduction On Purpose. You Can Fill Those Holes Yourself, However you like.

Writing This Cost Me My Boredom For The Night.
5. 7. 2016

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