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Who is Batman? Good question. Batman is the single BEST superhero ever created, a prime example of the pinnacle of human achievement. Batman is an example of the very perfection of the human form, the very best in physical prowess and scientific intellect melded into a husky, attractive specimen. Batman represents what we all have the potential to become if we train hard enough, and motivate ourselves through perilous odds and adversity. Batman can lift 1000 lbs, run faster than an accelerating car, rip a steel door off its hinges, and dodge bullets. Batman is the human most of us aspire to be, if only for his sheer grit and determination. While me may not always agree with Batman's morals, it is true that Batman's character is the primary thing that we relate with. Batman may be rich, he may be intelligent and strong, but it is his thirst for justice, his endless triad against evil, that makes him relatable. Batman is also incredibly hot: he is 6'2'' and 210 lbs, with a bulky physique. Somehow, he is still acrobatic enough to do gymnastic stunts that would be impossible for a man of his build. If an Asian or Black man was Batman, I'd buy whatever DC sold right away. I think a race-bent Batman is a fantastic idea, as nothing about Batman's character requires him to be white. Did you know that Batman's height puts in the top 95% of men? If you want to be like Batman, your height would have to be like 2 standard deviations over the mean for men in the US. I'm only 5'4'', so you can see why I'm a little jealous. Wouldn't we all wanna be over 6ft? We could all reach the top shelf...Anyways, here are my top Batman comics: 1. Hush 2. White Knight 3. Joker War 4. R.I.P. 5. Black Mirror 6. The Dark Knight Returns 7. Year One 8. Last Knight on Earth 9. Knightfall 10. Venom
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