Story time 📷 📷 sisters 📷 ♀ 📷 ♀so basically I was in class listening to billie eilish 📷 📷 and my headphones got unplugged 📷 📷 and it played bad guy out loud 📷 📷 so anyway it was playing out loud and all the girls 📷 📷 were completely vibing to it 📷 📷 and they were like slayyyyy 📷 📷 sisterrr☠☠and i was gonna say something back when a boy🤮🤮approached me and said🗣🗣 "uh billie eilish is so cringe why don't you listed to xxtentacion?" 🧐🧐 and i was SHOOK 📷 📷 and completely flipped the F OUT 🤬🤬 i said "you dumb ignorant MALE billie liter ally saved my life 📷 📷 i was cutting myself for my DEPRESSION since daddy didn't get me tickets to coachella 📷 📷 and a pentagram ⛧ formed on the ground and billie rose up from it🧖♀🧖♀ and she said "put your faith in allah for he is the most merciful 📷 📷 " and then she left and i was so inspired that i read the korean promised to slay every infidel in my path🧕🧕 until shariah law was implemented world wide" he then was like I won't allow a mujahid to spread the gentle message of mohamabamba and then summoned a djinn 🧞♂🧞♂ in the shape of jahsehs foreskin and he said he was the servant of shaytan 📷 📷 well i wasn't going to let blasphemy 📷 📷 go unpunished and chanted oh allah the most kind and beautiful please banish these heathens back to hell 📷 📷 and suddenly the heavens opened and we loooked and it was billie🤩🤩she said "i am allah and i was disguised as billie to give hope to all 14 year old girls" 📷 📷 but then i felt an evil force rising 📷 📷 it was xxxtentacion 📷 📷 he said "spotlight uh moonlight uh beat woman cos they have no rights uh"🤦♀🤦♀ and then allah and X fought and of course allah won 📷 📷 and spread World peace 📷 📷 so anyway that's the TEA sisters 📷 📷 stay tuned for my fenti beauty 📷 📷 giveaway 📷 📷 and remember praise allah everyday🤗🤗
Not funny I didn't laugh. Your joke is so bad I would have preferred the joke went over my head and you gave up re-telling me the joke. To be honest this is a horrid attempt at trying to get a laugh out of me. Not a chuckle, not a hehe, not even a subtle burst of air out of my esophagus. Science says before you laugh your brain preps your face muscles but I didn't even feel the slightest twitch. 0/10 this joke is so bad I cannot believe anyone legally allowed you to be creative at all. The amount of brain power you must have put into that joke has the potential to power every house on Earth. Get a personality and learn how to make jokes, read a book. I'm not saying this to be funny I genuinely mean it on how this is just bottom barrel embarrassment at comedy. You've single handedly killed humor and every comedic act on the planet. I'm so disappointed that society has failed as a whole in being able to teach you how to be funny. Honestly if I put in all my power and time to try and make your joke funny it would require Einstein himself to build a device to strap me into so I can be connected to the energy of a billion stars to do it, and even then all that joke would get from people is a subtle scuff. You're lucky I still have the slightest of empathy for you after telling that joke otherwise I would have committed every war crime in the book just to prevent you from attempting any humor ever again. We should put that joke in text books so future generations can be wary of becoming such an absolute comedic failure. Im disappointed, hurt, and outright offended that my precious time has been wasted in my brain understanding that joke. In the time that took I was planning on helping kids who have been orphaned, but because of that you've waisted my time explaining the obscene integrity of your terrible attempt at comedy. Now those kids are suffering without meals and there's nobody to blame but you.
Good to know. They've probably jacked off to Her doujinshis and after that they treated like a whore and try to diminish her best girl role. Fuckin' pervets.
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Not funny I didn't laugh. Your joke is so bad I would have preferred the joke went over my head and you gave up re-telling me the joke. To be honest this is a horrid attempt at trying to get a laugh out of me. Not a chuckle, not a hehe, not even a subtle burst of air out of my esophagus. Science says before you laugh your brain preps your face muscles but I didn't even feel the slightest twitch. 0/10 this joke is so bad I cannot believe anyone legally allowed you to be creative at all. The amount of brain power you must have put into that joke has the potential to power every house on Earth. Get a personality and learn how to make jokes, read a book. I'm not saying this to be funny I genuinely mean it on how this is just bottom barrel embarrassment at comedy. You've single handedly killed humor and every comedic act on the planet. I'm so disappointed that society has failed as a whole in being able to teach you how to be funny. Honestly if I put in all my power and time to try and make your joke funny it would require Einstein himself to build a device to strap me into so I can be connected to the energy of a billion stars to do it, and even then all that joke would get from people is a subtle scuff. You're lucky I still have the slightest of empathy for you after telling that joke otherwise I would have committed every war crime in the book just to prevent you from attempting any humor ever again. We should put that joke in text books so future generations can be wary of becoming such an absolute comedic failure. Im disappointed, hurt, and outright offended that my precious time has been wasted in my brain understanding that joke. In the time that took I was planning on helping kids who have been orphaned, but because of that you've waisted my time explaining the obscene integrity of your terrible attempt at comedy. Now those kids are suffering without meals and there's nobody to blame but you.
Say. TayTay or Sel-gem?
How's life pretty much praying all day huh? Heard the mods banned you for being an alt. *LDR's voice* Ist dart trueth?