A humble servant of anime thighs for about five years. I am a thigh enthusiast that searches for the very best thighs the Japanese can offer. Thighs are the pinnacle of artistic expression in anime. They can make or break a story, illustrate love in profound ways, or demonstrate the symbol of delicate symbiosis between beauty and terror. The most important of all the things they can do is to choke me out with thighs as big as the California redwoods. Every morning I wake up and pray to anime thighs, thank them for allowing me another day of consuming more thighs and finding 2d waifus. It’s the only god that answers prayers.
I’m not accepting empty friend requests, please send me thigh! :)
Trigger is a studio I often do not praise enough, but they did a phenomenal job with ThighSSSS Gridman. The show is carried by her Thighness herself, Rikka. I actually only watched it for the thighs and Akane shan't be slept on either or else I will kill you to death. They have a pretty good mecha B plot to supplement the A plot. If it weren't for Rikka's juicy thighs there would be little/ no reason to watch this anime. They are the perfect thiqqness, delicacy, and tone. Truly a masterwork among thighs 9/10 if you need more proof: (honestly all of Episode 5 but I marked timestamps for you)- 9:07, 12:04, 13:49. Although these are fantastic I cannot help but feel there is an even higher plane of being among thighs. My journey continues...
When it comes to loving thighs Mai's come second to none. I appreciate Seishun Buta Yarou's writing in the complicated, yet pure love story between Sakuta and Mai's thighs. It truly illustrates the strong adolescent affection and lust of a couple in high school. The only thing I regret is that this show focuses too much on writing, dialogue, character development, and art style; when I would be happy with 13 episodes + movie of a flat shot of Mai's thighs. Now THAT would be 300+ minutes of my life I would not regret for once.
I had to throw in some Kogas, she cute as hecc
Now it's time to get serious. Sento is a trained killer and will squish your head between her voluptuous thighs without skipping a beat. I do not think I need to f*cking explain to you how wonderfully rich and inviting those thighs are, so I won't. Instead, I will provide fun frog facts:
Like, frogs absorb water through their skin so they don't need to drink!
Frog bones form a new ring every year when the frog is hibernating, just like trees do. Scientists can count these rings to discover the age of the frog.
The golden dart frog is the most poisonous frog on earth and the skin of one frog could kill up to 1000 people!
Seeing as how Kanye-sama himself was in Amagi Brilliant Park I will quote him. "I love it though" from Devil in a New Dress on the album My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy. I believe Kanye-sama was referring to Sento's delectable thighs. I have no proof for this statement, but I don't care.
Jesus is King, but what's a king to a god, and what's a god to a thigh believer?
please don't
Let's get philosophical in this b*tch for a change. According to the Yin and Yang Theory the Yin represents night (death) and Yang represents light (thighs) they are opposite, yet complementary forces of the universe. As they are complementary forces there is a balance to be struck with each other, some lesser examples would be fire X water, left X right, and heaven X earth I guess. The Yin and Yang often flow into one another, thus illustrating how lethal the pure bliss of thighs are. Conclusion: Thighs are the center of the known universe.
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This is all kind of satire, I'm a pretty normal person (it's ok if you don't believe me) if you want to talk about anime seriously don't be afraid to send a message. Thanks for reading I guess, don't really care baka
-the crusaders were inspired by u/Yuri-Crusader, the original
-Daniel Ricciardo is my F1 husbando
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It's season 2 fellow thighdeologists, this time we're going harder and deeper. We have even more thighs to discover, because, “as anime thighs evolve and improve, so must we.” -Bruce Lee
Sauce: Boku no Pico
Sauce: New Game!
Sauce: Knight of Erin
Sauce:KissxSis
Now that we're all warmed up and wet, let's go on a journey. In season 1 we examined the importance of thighs and their all-important role in anime and day-to-day life in general. This time we are going to revel in the greatness of thighs and discover what heights they can reach, together. If you get too horny you have to bonk yourself. Honor system.
Here's some music to vibe to:
This is a personal one for me. This anime started my weebhood. I was only a wee lad when I stumbled across this anime, and it was the first I watched all the way through. I shed my normie skin and became a full degenerate that day. In a way, it was like I was being born again into a new life, full of promise, hope, and beauty.
If you don’t know what this anime is about here’s a synopsis:
And that’s it. That’s basically everything that happened in Kanokon. You can now put it in your completed list. If you’re into shotacon stuff this might be worth your watch. It is over the top lewd and stupid, and that’s great. For, anime’s true potential lies in it’s thighs. Thighs can either elevate a story or stay neutral depending on the skill and culture of the writer. This is why ecchi genre writers have the biggest brains on earth. Think about it, name an anime that has no thighs. What? That’s right, you can’t. Anime isn’t anime without the thighs. (pls message me if you found one. So I can send a polite “nah”)
Second stop is the gargantuan thighed goddess, Aqua
Artist: hanasaka_houcha
Artist: anno_masato
Aqua’s thighs makes my heart go doki-doki
Some nights I don’t sleep. I just consume Aqua thighs.
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Artist: seihekiog
Artist: jtveemo
New Game! next because, why not?
Artist: makicha
I usually just want to do lewd things with thighs. However, with the thighs in New Game! They make me want to hug and cuddle them, and then do lewd things with them.
Artist: kubo mariko
🚨!🚨TOTAL BABE ALERT🚨!🚨
Mai Kawakami from Musaigen
Instead of Sento, this season we have Mai Kawakami as our danger thighs. It took me too long to watch this glorious anime. Many will argue over whether the best production from Kyoto Animation is Violet Evergarden, Nichijou, or Clannad, etc. This anime is an echelon above those, standing right beside Amagi Brilliant Park. KyoAni knows the key to my heart, and it’s thighs that can kill me.
Artist: hong (white spider)
Artist: cosmicsnic
Artist: atg (wttoo0202)
Artist: hara (harayutaka)
Artist:z loader
Artist: bosshi
Artist: tonotyama
Top 1 gift idea for any cultured weeb:
Artist: nigou
Any One Room Fans out there?
The artist kantoku designed the characters for One Room. Sadly I couldn't find much sauce for the One Room girls (still looking) but there are a large amount of kantoku works that are just as beautiful. The artist is a member of the tiny thigh thothiety (say it without the lisp). We appreciate all thighs as they all have their own purpose. The purpose of big thighs are to suffocate me in between them. Tiny thighs' purpose are to grow into bigger thighs and carry on the tradition to future generations.
Well, it's kind of an anime. The thighs on some of these girls are just too good to not mention.
Azur lane has every single kind of thigh you could ever want. They know their audience and they deliver WELL. I will be focusing on my favorites for now, but I’ll add more. There’s no shortage of Azur Lane fanart, and it’s magnificent. We’re coming to the third year anniversary and we’re getting BUNNY SHIPS 🎉
(I’m on the Avrora Server for any fellow skks)
My fellow shikikans, if you did not get the newest L2D Pola skin. That’s okay, spend within your budget king, but you should enjoy the fanart that has been made from it, because I am not the same man after seeing these 40 ibs HAMS.
I am all for swim thigh-highs
Another favorite of the Sardegna Empire
My dommy mommy. Of course I want the beeg choke with her thighs, that’s a given. But I also want her to talk down to me and insult me while she’s doing it.
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