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Yo, I'm Swoss. I like to identify the flaws of more popular anime, like how Konosuba is your generic, cliché isekai that redeems itself in being funny through screaming and excessive use of making serious things funny, and funny things serious. No, my reviews aren't filled with verbosity, seeping with pretentious rubbish nor mere affectation. I'm just pithy. Just make sure you view this table on another window when reading my shit.
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I quite like the Boy and the Heron, it is nowhere near my favourites, but I find it to have the best soundtrack, animation, direction and script out of all the Ghibli films. Overall, I'm not the biggest fan of these films as a whole, as they very rarely are able to form compelling narratives, but with their magnificently beautiful worlds, I just enjoy them for the imagery alone. Out of them all, The Boy and the Heron just manages to have the best narrative, as it actually says something I understood. Miyazaki's films most commonly lose themselves in a web of symbolism and metaphor, which hides their narratives behind layers of abstraction. This leaves the film as a singular experience feeling rather flat. They have imaginary visuals and fantastic music, but the story just goes from dot to dot until we reach the end, most commonly with some bullshit conclusion that makes zero sense but is blown out of proportions to be in any way as grand as the world it takes place in. Because of this, I ended up enjoying The Boy and the Heron the most of these films, because it puts its obscure and deeply personal message at the centre of the ending, forcing you to write your own interpretation, instead of giving you some half-baked "the scarecrow was actually the prince" thing as the conclusion of the narrative. I understand how this will probably not jell for most people, who would much rather have a simple but understandable ending than something wild and confusing, but for me this works a lot better, especially if you know the background of the movie and what the characters stand for. So is the Boy and the Heron some kind of Masterpiece? If you ask me, actually yes, it is still terribly flawed, but to me, it was grand and imaginative in all the right ways, I to this day listen to the soundtrack and though it isn't that important to me, it seems like the kind of film made for those rare few, who will forever remember it as the best film of all time. It is not for everyone, it is way too personal, way too specific, but even though it wasn't for me, I just have to adore that part. I love art that knows what it wants and achieves it without compromise, that chases a very specific thing, without giving a single fuck about money or general reception. It just feels honest, that's how I would describe it.
That's my view on the film, and just to repeat myself, it isn't any more valid than yours. We obviously have pretty opposing views on this, but I don't really care about that, I just had a good time talking about this stuff and hope you somewhat did too. Once again, have a good one.
If you disagree with what I am saying, just argue, just give me some arguments that make me shut up, something I can't refute. I might believe my position to be stable, to be morally above yours, to be in any way more logically sound, but those are my biases. Show me how wrong I am, try to convince me otherwise. If you can do that, I will gladly accept that, shut up and calm down.
Have a good one.
Was that pretentious as fuck? Yes, but it's still correct, so I don't really care.
Have a good day, I hope you can take criticism, no matter how emotional it makes you as what it is, not an attack of character, but feedback.
Now, you might rightfully say that this is not the way you interpreted the film or that you find this line of reading to be absurd and sure enough, that is absolutely understandable. I'm not trying to tell you that my interpretation of this work has any more value than yours or that I am closer to some ambiguous "correct answer". Of course, a hundred people can watch the same movie and all have a completely different experience, and all of those experiences in of themselves are valid. If we care, we can talk about our views, we can discuss our readings, argue about meaning and how some lines of reason are contradictory, or we could proclaim our own line of reasoning to be above those of others.
I'm 100% fine with the fact that you did not like The Boy and the Heron, I don't care whether you see meaning in the birds, but there are people who do and you have to respect that. Much of what you are saying is valid criticism if phrased correctly, but if you frame your view as more than just one of those many many readings, you impose a singular reality upon art. Not only is this deeply disrespectful to both the artist and a lot of people reading your review, but probably more importantly, it just makes your writing worse.
I'm going to interpret the fact that you don't use spoiler tags on your reviews as meaning, that you don't just write them for people who already watched whatever thing you are talking about. You want your reviews to be helpful, to be enjoyable maybe but most importantly, you want them to be truthful. Clearly you value speaking your mind and that very much is a good thing, why after all write reviews, if you have nothing to say. There is only a problem with this, if you impose your truth upon a given work. By doing this, you fundamentally alienate those who have a different view on that particular work and make your review pretty much unusable to those who haven't seen it yet. Probably most detrimental though, you narrow your perception of that piece of art and by extension art itself further and further down upon your single view. If you filter reality through nothing but your own perception, without even thinking about the implications of this, you miss things you could have loved, rob yourself of learning experiences and slowly shut yourself off from things you don't already vibe with. But you know what, that's all your business, do whatever you feel like, don't just listen to whatever some weirdo on the net tells you. On the topic of your reviews though, I just want to focus on how much worse this makes them. If you have a particular aspect of a piece of work you don't understand or dislike, simply stating that fact doesn't really do anything. The real value lies in identifying the reasons for why you had this response, that's the stuff people can work with. But if your review isn't based upon an assumed collective experience, upon a movie everyone can watch and interpret in different ways, but instead upon your very own reality, then that is not something you can share or teach. If you want to talk about art, you need to give that art the benefit of doubt, you need to assume intention even if you don't understand it. Write about how these things were lost on you, about how you didn't see meaning because of an assumed reason, not an expected reality. If you believe in art enough to want to discuss it, give it the room to breathe it needs, because even if this movie wasn't for you, I hope you agree that creativity should be encouraged, even if it just isn't our thing.
Thanks for reading this clusterfuck of a comment, I hope you have a good one ^^
Haven't written any anime reviews since January last year, nor have I completed a series since Maison Ikkoku last September, in fact I haven't been watching all that much anime anymore.
I guess as time goes on we get more busy and caught up with things in life, that'll in return make the past look like a distant memory.
But i'll continue watching until the next Yatsura series drops next year, just to keep myself busy until then.
But rest assured, i'll still comment on this page profile for many years to come.