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I am a 5.9" ft alpaca with gorgeous flowing pink mane and with tentacles that can reach up to 68 mph depending on my sex drive the temperature. I can double-jump in a specific type water that has the same density of a grain salt and can cook rice with one hand. I am currently working in nowhere since I'm a lazy fat-ass that can't do shit and has no amazing set of skills that is usable in real life.