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DevilxNagato Jul 25, 2010 6:58 PM
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monochrome1994 Jul 11, 2010 10:03 AM
(I LOL’d. :D) *sings* do what you want cuz a pirate is free, you are a pirate! :3 http://cristgaming.com/pirate.swf

How could they possibly have thought they’d escape? Muahahahahaha!

Yep! And every time he went ‘imagination!’ I laughed aloud. What about Squidward during the ‘campire song’ song? X’D
I cannot be killed but with FIYAH!

Boohoo, little Sasuke. :’3 *smirks evilly*

Cool beans! :D and a very merry unbirthday... yes, anyway, it’ll be good if you can use the internet where you’re going, both places I’m going won’t have an Internet connection. :| Mine starts 23rd July. Hehee, I just finished my work experience this week. :3
that’s true. Is there anyone who’s known by everyone? Wait a minute... Obama. The only option left would be to become the world leader and not panic in the event of a crisis, such as when the aliens land.
Because you asked for it. :P Then again, I mentioned it... -_-

Hey, I do! :O but I always go by instinct and never come up with sufficient evidence for it. :D

Deidara/Buggy: AND WHY WOULD WE DO THAT?
Tobi: P-please continue... ^^

Deidara: I’d rather take my chances.
Tobi: fine. *cracks knuckles*
Deidara: *gulps* er—wait, just a minute—

Pain: itai! You’re so cruel, Konan. But you’re fit, so I’ll forgive you.
Konan: *whacks him* You never know when to shut up, do you.

NOUUUUUUU!!!!!!!11!!1!!ONE!!!!! D’8 *defends with a saucepan against a merciless onion*

it’s a good thing, there are no more qualities left that Haruhi requires so maybe I’d escape her wrath if I ever met her... then again, I’d like to be around the SOS brigade for entertainment. X’D
Both are incredibly scary when they’re angry. :’3

Heheheheheh... now let the suffering commence. 8D
I mean in a really camp way, then I’d consider him hilarious to toss his hair and speak in a passionate voice only to have L crush him with something blunt. Metaphorically, not literally. xD

I guess it says a lot about me. (:
Au contraire, I’ve caught up with OP. 458 eps – complete. It took me 30 days. Bloody hell, it’s epic. Light years ahead of Bleach and Naruto. :D

true that. Heard of Gantz? It looked good, and a load of people consider it good, but I’ve not gone back to it for a while because I REALLY hate some of the main characters. I want to know what happens, though... D:

Deary me, you’re evil. X’D well, if not ongoing, then something so phenomenal that it continues to echo through the manga fandom even after finishing some time ago. I think you know which one I’m referring to. :3
Yup! This is weird, but ever since watching shonen, I feel like if I’m attacked, I’ll always get back up. Like the crazily stubborn characters.
You all go crazy? Hmm, crazy mental image alert. :D

Tis a mystery that will continue to haunt me until I eventually die from lack of sleep... how ironic. No sleep at all until the eternal sleep consumes me. Morbid... :|

Yeah, it did. Pretty epically, if I may say so. :D Hmm, have you seen any? I was wondering if there was a good place on the web to watch them all...
nope, I’d definitely die. :D
Oh, we were. I may not be an expert at football, but even I could tell that was in! D:<

*cowers under table* ................is he gone? :’|
monochrome1994 Jul 1, 2010 12:40 PM
No-one does, but what can you do. xD Maybe I should become a pirate. (:

it doesn’t. But he’d make an extrememly authentic witch. And those finger movements could be incantations of evil spells. :3

I LOVE the Imagination episode! X’DDD my friend’s MAL icon reminds me a lot of it...
Anyone would be scared. The crazy glint in my eye was present even then, it seems! >:3

What if Sasuke happens to meet zombie-Itachi? Hmm... maybe he’d cry like a baby, who knows. xD

Oh, awesome! Any particular location? And for how long? Seeing as you have a longer vacation, probably a very long time. :D
To be honest, either those who are one of a kind or the very best at their talents. But worldwide, writers probably aren’t actually known globally because of the language difference, but the names of scientists and mathematicians will get taught to pretty much everyone because it’s the same everywhere.
Well, maybe it was partly my fault for bringing it up and providing the link... >.>

Oh yeah, I see what you mean. Which makes me awed by L and his successors even more for their ability to think outside the box in a situation like that.

Deidara: ALWAYS! EVERYONE! TIME, AND TIME AGAIN... *rants to no-one in particular*
Tobi: um.
Buggy: Insect... feel the wrath of my Buggy Bomb!

Tobi: ...no. You couldn’t be more wrong. Stupid sempai.
Deidara: YOU ASKED ME WHAT IT LOOKED LIKE, DIDN’T YOU?!

Pain: *mutters* huh... you can change your body-shape to however you want it...
Konan: say something?

The onion warriors have arrived! :O

Oh, I hadn’t thought of it like that. >:) I’m a mixture of Yuki and Mikuru in that case. Mainly Yuki. I’m DEFINITELY not moe. xD
When faced with two angry blondes with bombs, it’s hard to reason with them. :3

*whistles nonchalantly* Kyon, I’m looking in your direction~ :3
It’s suddenly struck me now, there are quite a few flamboyant individuals in Soul Society. :O Why couldn’t Light have been flamboyant? T.T

Let’s see... Tobi, Lord Death, Luffy, Train, L, Grell Sutcliff... haha, nearly all of them are in my favourites list. X’DD
Yeah. Well, I knew it would happen, but it doesn’t mean I’m happy about it. Good old One Piece for being utterly hilarious and not shojo-y at all. And I’m gonna start Gintama after I’ve caught up. :D

I think it’s awesome. xD It’s so funny. The first episode’s a little WTF, but don’t let that put you off like it did my friend. Unless you still dislike it when you’ve watched more. :3

so, you’ll draw a manga? 8D
It sounds so funny to me that if a real gangster went to me: ‘Fo’ shizzle!’ I’d ROFL for a long time.
O rly? Wait, you’re not close to the edge of a tectonic plate, are you? Oh no, wait a minute, there’s a crack in the Pacific. Maybe that’s where it came from. Last time there was an earthquake, I slept through it. :D

Anime+fanfiction+comic-drawing+social-networking+school-in-the-morning-X-3=zombie.

damn, no more until xmas now. D:
Thanks! They’re all indie, right? Lately I’ve been listening only to mosher-type music. xD
There was a massive fuss over the England vs Germany match. An appalling 4-1 loss. Good thing that’s not how the war ended, is basically everyone’s reaction.

*is about to eat the rest of the pancakes* Oh, crap! *runs for it*
monochrome1994 Jun 25, 2010 2:16 PM
My bad. I always end up reaping what I sow one way or another. :D

Haha! Think about what you just said... can’t you just see Lunge with a wig and a witch’s hat? X’D

I found the whole thing hilarious. ‘It has spoken...’ ‘it has told us the way...’ ‘IT DIDN’T SAY ANYTHING!’ Charlie reminds me an awful lot of Kyon.
Oh yeah, I’ve climbed curtains a bunch of times. My mum told me how she almost had a heart attack when she saw me hanging from the rail with this massive grin on my face.

that’s right! I’m thinking someone needs to parody that. ;D

You lucky guy. :P I’ve got four whole weeks left, and my Science exams. Yesterday was an Art practical which lasted three hours, then I had double Art for the last two periods. It was so boring... and this is coming from someone who enjoys Art. -_-;

Fame’s not for me. Unless I become a legend that echoes through time and my life isn’t a tiny speck that is instantly forgotten. The truly famous people are scientists and writers, not to mention artists. :3
I’d say I pity you... but it was your own fault. n___n

that’s true. Particularly after watching Death Note. Though my powers of deduction are still pretty much zero, as was confirmed by a friend who’s already seen Umineko and I revealed my ‘theory’ to her.
Me too! Well, I’ve only read extracts when I flicked through her books in the school library, but she’s awesome in the crime and mystery department. One of those legends that survive throughout time.

Mysterious clown: Fear me, mortal, for I am... BUGGY THE CLOWN! >8D
Deidara: ...dude, that’s just wrong.

Wasn’t it just! :D

Tobi: you thought you could escape me?
Deidara: N-no... hey, what are you doing?! D:

Konan: *shoves cornet bread in Pain’s face*
Pain: mmmf!

HA! HA! Oh God, how I LOL’d. X’D And I recently discovered that the leafy bits open out on the keyring! It goes ‘schnip schnip’... like that onion I drew in my Biology book... >.>

I’m sure it is, seeing as I’d be like Mikuru and be too scared to defy her. ^^;
Bombs away! 8D

I... am petrified by the mere sight of them... -_-
actually, you’re right. xD More time for fun! And it’s not like my grades slip. ;P
Oh yeah, Yumichika! But I like him more than Light. He’s not got a God complex. Then again, Pain has a God complex and I like him, but he’s not narcissistic. So ha.

but he IS Lord Death, despite acting silly he could kill the majority in a single ‘Death Chop’. :3
damn it. D’:

WATCH LUCKY STAR! *0*

It’s like they were fated to become the Trinity...
I think it’s because someone on DA was fascinated with British slang because I kept using made-up words without thinking, so in return they fed me some American slang and it sounds so funny whenever I try saying it. ‘Fo’ shizzle!’
yup. I guess the beauty of paranoia is being prepared for a possible situation like this. :D

damn straight.

what the... WTF. X’D
ah, insomnia , with its many assets yet intense disadvantages...

Yes, yes! Which is why I love Doctor Who. This year’s series has a lot to do with time distortion. 8D
I’m trying to. Recommend some good bands to me? :3
Ha, I listened to that match on the radio in Maths! Even though England won 1-0 in some match (yeah, I forget the details so it’s easy to see I’m not bothered...) I don’t really have high hopes for them. Only natural for Portugal to be doing well...

*waves* Bye-bye! Oh... he forgot the pancakes. .___.
monochrome1994 Jun 19, 2010 9:41 AM
I MIGHT survive... on the off-chance they happen to need a slave doing all the chores...

It worked! :’D
They ALL say that. :P You can’t fool Lunge...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CsGYh8AacgY I love SecretAngentBob. X’D
Have YOU ever balanced on the curtain rail at the age of eighteen months? 8D

I’m still really eager for that to happen! Kabuto brought them back... trouble is, they’re likely not to be properly alive. =.=

Hopefully! :D It’s not until July 5th or something.

It’s pretty funny, in a way. How intelligent people happen to ask the stupid questions, but there have been many occasions where the stupid people ask the intelligent questions. :D
good thing too. I don’t really want to become famous in that way, if at all. Too many people start out innocent at first and then their reputation gradually gets dragged through the mud.
I considered, but I didn’t. I only read the Death Note one and I almost hurled. Then a DA friend sent me the link to the very last chapter of the HP one because someone had hacked it and I just wanted to see the righteous ending. MAH AIYZ! MAH AIYZ! MAH BYUTIFLUL AIYZ! x_x

Oh well. xD It drives me crazy if it’s confusing but when it’s eventually all figured out it feels so rewarding. I’ve just seen ep 1 of Umineko and to me it looks like a British murder mystery/crime scene. Agatha Christie-ish. The scenery reminded me a lot of a Doctor Who episode where they went back in time to meet her. :D

Deidara: crap! *gets sucked into a genjustsu* where... am... I?
Tobi: *laughs evilly in the background*

And life continues. X3

Deidara: ITACHI! ENOUGH WITH THE GENJUSTSU!! YOU’VE TORTURED ME ENOUGH! D’:
Tobi: eh... sempai, this isn’t a genjutsu. I’m really here.

Zetsu: seriously, dude. That’s just so lame.
Pain: SHUT UP! *wails* Konaaaaaan! They’re bullying me again! D’X

I thought the exact same thing. :D but it actually is!

Kyon overreacted, I ended up siding with Haruhi.
Mello and Deidara would have a field day. X3

I wonder if it would work against slugs, not that I care to try.
Like leaving all your homework to the last minute. Never a good plan. D8<
HA! I see now. X’D Only Light (and maybe a few others) would be that narcissistic.

I think it’s because he acts like Tobi a lot of the time and generally doesn’t take things seriously is why he can’t get made fun of. Because he’s already a randomer. xD
Yeah, like that. I’ve seen it happen way too often in anime. Like Ouran, but I still prefer the anime. The later chapters are too shojo-y! I want the old Ouran back! D’:

Oh no, you did not. -_- lol jk :D But I like yuri parodies. Funny stuff. X’D

Same with the episodes. Bleach at 275, Shippuuden at 165 and OP at 455.
fo’ shizzle! (why do I keep saying that...)
it wouldn’t be as much of a thriller if it weren’t for innocent bystanders, unfortunately. How else will you see the extent of the enemy’s power? :O

I never knew, actually. Any animal than can pwn a cobra has to be pretty dang powerful...

BANZAI! :D
true, true. I’ve been really unhealthy this week, it’s a wonder I’m not DEAD.

Hey, little Dei-chan’s still awesome! D:< Ha, I see what you mean. xD If Tobi was still Tobi and ruled the world that would be even better. I love space-time distortion. For some reason. 8D
Indie music is definitely the most popular around here, but for some reason I don’t listen to indie. It’s not like I avoid it, I just don’t spend too much time listening to stuff anymore, it’s sad... D’:
HA! xD I’d say pretty crazy. Dad: ‘Germany lost.’ Brother: ‘GERMANY lost?’ Dad: ‘to Serbia.’ Brother: ‘to SERBIA?!’ The whole scene made me laugh because I don’t know the significance of that at all.

sayonara... *falls asleep*
monochrome1994 Jun 14, 2010 3:32 PM
Kinda like a buffet in the Akatsuki hideout. 8D

Sure is! xD except for the part about slugs. Damn them...
the mystery finger is pointing towards a certain direction...! :O

I feel like my mind is permanently in sync with those two unicorns.
Craziness FTW! Troublemaking, very likely. I could cause so much havoc and get away with a hell of a lot. xD

Well, when you put it like that... :D They’d probably end up having a massive argument after attempting to make it serious, like Deidara having this dumbstruck expression as creepy dramatic music plays in the background, then Tobi suddenly returns and takes the opportunity to say: ‘You actually believed you pwnt me? Sempai sure is gullible.’ :P

Very much so. I’ll be starting soon.

not really. It could have meant anything. >.>
seconded.
ah well. I just hope it never happens to me. xP
...wait, how much did you actually read? O_O

the entire first season is confusing, full stop. They kind of con you by only letting you know what’s going on in the last episode, and then it continues. xD but it’s awesome.

Deidara: Wait, what? O_o
Tobi: fufufufu... now to conduct my brilliant plan... >:3

*shop explodes. Everybody dies. Oh dear, what a pity. The End.*
(EPIC ENDING.)

Itachi: That comment does not benefit you in any way, seeing as Tobi has pwnt you on several occasions.
Deidara: EXCUSE ME?! D<
Itachi: Just accept it, Dei-chan. You’ve lost. *smirks evilly*

Itachi: Oh, shi—
Zetsu: OMNOMNOM—
Pain: ALMIGHTY PUSH!
Zetsu: ...what the hell, man.

It looks... kind of adorable. Which is hilarious when I compare it to the original Zetsu. X’DDD

The scene was way too serious, making his outburst kind of awkard. =.= And not in a funny way.
HA! HA! HA! Hahahaaa... X’3

Oh, I get it now. Swinging a bat, probably not a good idea. Not with fast-moving insects, anyway.
It always sucks when the tables turn, and you become the victim. -_-
Wuh? Perverted? O_o If you say so. xD

He doesn’t appear scary at all throughout most of the anime. In fact, he is very much like Tobi (even with the hidden personality part) and can tick people off with his laid-back antics, but because he’s the leader no-one can pwn him. :P
No wait, not unresolved... more like, I think the manga’s ongoing so they kind of chopped it off short without ending it properly, making an alternate ending.

Explains why there’s way more women in Bleach than Naruto or OnePiece. xD

That’s true. But... it’s gotta end SOMETIME soon, right? I think it’s on 600-ish chapters...
Oh well. I got free stuff. :3
I definitely think I’m the type of person who would be an innocent bystander in a movie who gets killed easily, rather than a main character.

ROFL. That noise was just hilarious. Wow, that mongoose it the only creature I’ve ever witnessed pwning a cobra. O_O

In the most entertaining way possible! :3
This is why I shall never do drugs, my system would overload.

But you know what? Incredibly lame things can be totally awesome. xD
Me too. Screw exams, I’m watching One Piece. It requires all my attention and effort. :P

*collapses in defeat* I lost. T.T
monochrome1994 Jun 11, 2010 2:15 PM
I... THINK I understand... :D

It’s kind of calmed down now. Thank you, rain! *0*
The senses-tingling-thing again. ;D Lunge does that a lot...

But then again, we don’t exactly have room to talk. :D
Hearing my mom’s long-winded descriptions of what I was like as a kid (like they do...) leads me to believe that yes, I was indeed a crazy baby. XD

It would! There’s actually a ton of possibilities to how the scene could be. I wonder if they’d make it serious (likely) or if they’d make it incredibly hilarious. I’ve just realised Tobi’s like Lord Death. X’D

sarcastic laughter FTW! :3
like my work experience placement. It’s all sorted out now. HOORAY!

Oh, the part about it being wonderful. xD
damn... well, at least you’re not a government where you hunt people down, lock them in headcase-thingies and throw stones at them for their beliefs, like in... y’know, I forget where.
That is correct. But in the end, everyone makes mistakes. I guess it’s their bad luck for having mics on them while they backstab someone after just talking to them. :3
http://thdarkmaiden.deviantart.com/ IQ-dropping-by-at-least-six-points guaranteed. -_-

Hell yeah. XD Higurashi is gory, sick, twisted, funny, cute, sad and epic all in one. And totally confusing.

Deidara: I’ll be a good boy! D’:
Tobi:...lolwhut? 8D *pauses mid-swing*

*grabs little flattened body and escapes out of the back door*

Deidara: AAAAAAAaaaaaaarg!!!! D8<
Sai: Is something wrong? n___n
Itachi: *shakes with silent laughter, the genjutsu fluctuates slightly*

Itachi: *pauses with pen hovering over notebook page* Wait... it WILL work... right?
Zetsu: Itachi... why are you in my den?

Darn it. But I’m glad it’s a Zetsu one. :D It has one black side and one white side, if that’s what you mean. It’s like a chibi Zetsu on a chain, basically.
‘Wonders’. That’s the operative bit. :3

unfortunately the scene wasn’t humorous at all. O_e
Or a shoebox... 8D

It worked with the bees... RIGHT? D8
Eventually the spider would get bigger and smarter than it’s master... :O
he really needs to get over himself. Who knows, he probably has a thing for unnatural beauty. Kinda like the unnatural self-proclaimed ‘justice’.

^-^
not really. But it’s the kind of question that hangs about whenever you see them both together as father and son... the anime was left rather unresolved. In general, I mean.

No doubt about it: Tite Kubo, awesomest yuri fanboy of them all. X’D

I made a list of my top ten anime battles, though again it was rather hard to choose. And it’ll probably change again once I get further with OnePiece.
I saw one in the shop, but I didn’t have enough money. Shame, it was a Hichigo one. ^-^
‘The epic battle’ indeed. I wonder if all fights between gods would be similar? :3

... no idea. Do tell me. :3

you say peaceful, but I have a feeling Sousuke’s idea of silencing Light’s struggles is anything but. :D
I don’t do it on purpose. It does it on it’s own. The split personality doesn’t help.

I agree. That would be so very, very lame.
Crap, I’ve got a whole weekend of revision in front of me.

Well now. I can begin the interrogation. 8D
...only I’ve completely forgotten what it was supposed to be about.
monochrome1994 Jun 5, 2010 6:53 PM
Of course. Why does it seem to happen so frequently? D:
Then I can’t imagine how bad it’ll be when the weather gets worse. =.=
Like Lunge! He’d have a lot to say. (:

The subject has come up many, many times. To no avail. -__-
One hell of a crazy baby. 8D

I’ve always wondered what Deidara’s reaction would look like to Tobi revealing his true identity...

X’D stfuplz. :P (whenever I see ‘stfu’ I always imagine someone saying ‘stuff you!’)
I guess that’s the cruel reality of creating comics. =.= Mainly explained in Kishimoto’s mini-blogs in the volumes. :}

yeah, there’s a big danger of that happening here. Wouldn’t that be wonderful... the BNP would rise up and smite the nation due to the fault of morons./sarcam :|
wow... ours cannot possibly compare. Except Cameron’s facial expressions are in a class of its own. X’D
In a way, you’ve got to feel sorry for them. The media always pressure them into revealing their not-so-clean record, so they’ve got to be prepared to have their reputation twisted beyond repair. :/
The same thing happened to me when I read the notorious works of the worst fanfiction author of ALL TIME. I thought my brain was going to implode...

*laughs Higurashi-style, wielding a hatchet* http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1hiYPLYz9c >8D

Tobi: won’t matter when you’re dead, sempai. *whacks Deidara right between the eyes*
Deidara: shit... *collapses*

I don’t wanna be alooooooooone... TT.TT *sirens starts up again outside*

Deidara: *snarls* ASSHOLE!!
Sai: What’s wrong with it? I only used artistic license to flatter your figure. That shapeless cloak does nothing for you, Dei-chan. n____n
Itachi: *muffled laughter, wipes tears from eyes*

Kisame: phew, we escaped. Way to go, drama-queen. *sniggers*
Itachi: Oh, shut up. *glances at Death Note* hmmmm... hey, I’m going home... I have stuff to take care of...

this is pretty irrelevant, but that just reminded me of the fact I got a free Zetsu keyring today. I wanted a Tobi one, but there weren’t any left. Ah well. >.<
I think his affiliates would live to regret it. :D

He loses it slightly in the second series. Not pretty.
No matter... I’ll shove you into a normal-sized box. That should be torture enough. :P
Wow, another new word! xD

dun dun dun! Oh noes... well, get the hockey stick ready in case of an emergency... :O
why not? it’s brilliant! :3 (though it’d most likely go all Arigog and try to eat me...)
The only solution left: Light had plastic surgery to keep his features ‘perfect’ and in the process frayed all his pain receptors.

exactly! And what do you suspose the waste was? Pig crap, my friend. Pig crap.
You know, I wondered the exact same thing. xD I have a Death The Kid t-shirt now.

tut tut, Byakuya. What did you expect if you were crossdressing? :3

And now I’m actually considering my top 5 best ever anime episodes, like they would show on YouTube. Like the top ten funniest anime moments, best openings, etc.
Oh, we do that ALL the time. xD I’ve really turned my brother into an otaku. Now that I have a DN hoody, a Final Fantasy VII hoody and a Soul Eater t-shirt, he wants a Naruto hoody for his birthday.
Hmmm, tricky... though I doubt the Shinigami would even bother to battle, so they’d most likely lose by default. :D

SSSSSSSSSSSSSSssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssSSSSSSSSSSSSssssssssssss... 8D

in general. I think anyone who happens to be standing nearby at the time will collapse from the density of the please-kill-me-now vibes that radiate off Light. :P
It’s because I change both sides of my personality at least once every two months, subtly or drastically.

Agreed.
Wonder how they’ll translate it in the dub? ;D
So many animes I need to watch... DAMN EXAMS.

Eat it all up, now. :3
monochrome1994 Jun 3, 2010 12:27 AM
Everything about it is just so funny! X’D

Well, now I shall hit myself for being a moron... >.>
My eyes are sore! D’:
That would be hilarious, I wish they could make some spin-offs where you see random debates between the DN characters or something. :3

Exactly! It’s an abomination of rights!! D:<
Wow, that makes me feel like a baby somehow... :}

He could also fly alongside his sempai! And annoy the hell out of him, naturally. :D

o rly? :P
Maybe write it down. Then practice drawing Mono and Kuromi in a more refined style, because right now they’re like teenagers with chibi faces. xD

He generally makes pretty hilarious faces wherever he goes! X’D However, I’ll vote Lib Dems though when I’m old enough to vote (they’re thinking of moving the age of voting to 16). I don’t trust the Conservatives... =_=
Ha, I love how everyone ROFLs at the beginning! He wasn’t bad as far as PMs singing goes, if our previous PM Gordon Brown tried singing ‘Yesterday’ I’d howl with laughter. Hmm, seeing as David Cameron’s the PM now I guess we’re Conservative -_- but Nick Clegg the Lib Dem leader is helping him out. Aaaarg... complicated politics. xP
don’t split your head open, now. :3

*blood DRIPS from face (more specifically, mouth) while advancing...*

Isn’t it wonderful? ^-^

Tobi: KYAHAHAHAHAHA... no, that’s not right... zozozozozozo.... no, that’s a terrible laugh. Henh henh henh henh. That’s better. >:)
Deidara: O_o um, Tobi...?

*slaps palms* Fo’ shizzle! xD

...NO! *starts to sniffle* He was a very flattened sempai, but a good one at that!

Itachi: now you’ll see the... ‘surprise’... that I left for little Deidara.
Kisame: dear me, don’t you torture him enough? Heh heh... xD
Deidara: Now Sai, may I see?
Sai: Oh, but of course. n___n

Itachi: heh... *turns into a flock of crows*
Gai: damn... when did I get caught in his genjutsu?
Kisame: *laughs evilly in the background*
Itachi: ...OK, I’ll be off. So long, suckers.


But you CAN see it happening! X’DDD
I do prefer Madara over Aizen, despite them both being jerks. But hey, there’s still a chance this is Tobi’s alter-ego and that Tobi’s secretly laughing at them all behind the mask as he scares them shitless. :D
Oh, definitely. xD

Poor Kyon, tortured at every turn. Hmm, at least with Yuki he only gets weirded out and not wounded in any way, so that’s OK. :D
Now, it’s MY turn to use the Torture Box! Trouble is, I forgot where I put it. >.>
I guess the only thing left to do is to fly through space.

Damn! I’ve not really come into contact with a mosquito but I can tell they’re a pain. At least slugs can’t haunt me in this weather. *shudders*
Same with a lot of insects... I should get a pet spider to spin webs around my open window to trap intruders. :3
Not once, but twice! Those kicks looked POWERFUL. xD

pretty strange phenomenon that turned the whole town against them...
It’s his real name... he’s Lord Death’s son. But it’s rather a mouthful, so friends call him Kidd.

I almost pitied him. ALMOST. But it was just too funny an image. X’D

Oh, the irony. That was one of the best anime episodes EVER. xD
How did you guess? :D
WOW! That... is strange, but funny. xD

mew mew mew! :3

This cannot end well. :D
it happens all too often to me, I’m afraid.

In fact, Yamoto’s been looked down on quite a bit... :|
Well, Naruto’s arrived, so I can therefore conclude he’s used it.
ah, she says that, but... ;D

*tosses a pancake on to a plate* it’s done. (:
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monochrome1994 May 29, 2010 6:19 AM
I was in stitches when I saw where the missile was heading! xD

See, I just felt really stupid because that idea had evaded me. :3
It’s awful. D’: Stupid exams...
Isn’t it just? XD Whenever I want to evade someone or lie, I take a leaf from Light’s book, but when I’m interrogating someone or using powers of deduction, then L’s my source. :3 Thank god for genii. (I love that word. xD)

It’s exactly the same here! School uniform just makes it even worse, because they still expect you to wear your blazers, and shirts that stick to you like PVC leather. :|
There are school buses, they’re not classed as public I guess. :D

I can picture a ninja with butterfly-like qualities... ahh, I just pictured Tobi with wings and began to laugh. X’D

I creep her out. :3 I asked her as much, and she hesitated before answering. :D
It’s Kuromi in evil-twin mode. I actually thought of an idea for a manga involving them both, I’m excited. But I still suck at drawing and using MangaStudio so I can’t start it yet. xP
If that is what you wish for! :3

I couldn’t find the one that REALLY made me LOL, but here’s one of all three candidates making weird expressions. If I’d voted, I’d have voted for the middle guy. xD http://images.icnetwork.co.uk/upl/dailypost/apr2010/9/4/gordon-brown-nick-clegg-and-david-cameron-648713077.jpg
So, who’s in charge? :O
tut tut. *shakes head*

*makes-an-incredibly-scary-face-with-hair-between-teeth* I IZ NINJAH WEREWOLF YES >:3

I’m one of those who never study yet somehow get good grades. :3

Deidara: *dodges*
-stick crashes into the ground with Sakura-like force*
Tobi: Dang, I missed. ^^;

*shuffles feet and looks innocent*

LOLLIPOPS!!! *tosses what is left of Skies on to a high shelf and bounces around in search for armfuls of candy* n___n

Deidara: Hell no, pervert. *poses with a simpering smile* How’s this, Sai?
Sai: Perfect! Beautiful as ever, Dei-chan! n____n
Deidara: *tosses hair knowingly* Why, thank you. ^-^
Kakashi: ...I am totally confused.

Itachi: Go away. You’re annoying.
Gai: I don’t like people who patronize me! DYNAMIC EN—
Itachi: CHRIST!! I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND WRITE A DIARY IN MY NEW NOTEBOOK!!! LEAVE ME ALONE!!! D’X
Everyone: ...
Kisame: Damn, he’s totally lost it.

But can’t you see Tobi doing the exact same thing to Deidara? xD
Dear me, is his ambition (apart form taking over the world) just to piss everyone off? :}
Likely. And they’ll hold tea parties every other day. :3

I guess if that were the case, then you’d have to suspect Kyon’s friends and his little sister. Actually, there’s a distinct possibility his sister is the spawn of Satan already. >:3
*traps you with a blanket* GOTCHA.
A grey ball of dust in the dark abyss. T_T

Like wasps, I wish they’d all go away. -_- Last weekend I thought my room was going to melt it was so hot, and the laptop didn’t help. I had to keep my window shut because there was too much noise outside and I was trying to watch Soul Eater...
It’s like asking how he stayed conscious after L’s ultra-pwn-kick in the face. xP

But this was like the real beginning of the plot! :O
Yeah, compared to most battle animes it’s pretty original. I love loads of the characters, in particular Death The Kid because of his obsession with symmetry which I find hilarious, and Black☆Star who bugs everyone. xD

HA! Which reminds me of this comic: http://tenshi-no-hikari.deviantart.com/#/d2mmgek

Yep! And when they leap about and run like ninjas to get to the station, only to discover they caught the express train... :D
I assure you he is. But he still has to share a computer with the temper-tantrum-throwing demon, aka our sister. >.>
And she would be Mello. So... yeah. That’s my explanation. She orders me around and I follow obligingly to humour her. (:

Oh, of course... hmm... yes... *shifty*

No, in actual fact he could be considered hilarious for being so dramatic all the time. XD
I guess it’s the alter-ego that possesses me. :}

Which reminds me – new Naruto chapter! And episode. The end of the episode is very anticipating, though of course I already know what happens. xD
Isn’t it just? X3 Ah, but then Winry said she didn’t like boys shorter than her, so that was a massive blow to Ed’s ego, was it not? xD

On the pancakes, silly! X3 *chucks bottle at you*
monochrome1994 May 26, 2010 10:35 AM
Ha! Ha!! HAHAHAHAHAA!!! X’DDD Oh man, that was awesome!

Meh. xP
I’ve got loads of art deadlines too. Not just for school, but a DA competition as well. D:
Ah, I can’t possibly tell you that. ;D But I chose a blind spot where no-one would think to check. Except maybe a trained detective. So I guess I have Light to thank. =_=

Except the weather’s WAY TOO HOT!!! D’8 I can’t stand heat...
Ah well. If I get the public bus then I can go home with my friends, so it’s not that bad. (:

It would be cool to reincarnate as a butterfly, because no-one... suspects... the butterfly... >:3

Indeed. So I do ‘gay’ things on purpose to make her uncomfortable, the best punishment for a homophobic parent. :P
I did think of it on the spot, out of the scary mood I as in. My alter ego possesses me often...
Chocolate, bien sur! :P

Oh, LOADS! X’D
probably the fact that it was a hung parliament for the first time in ages, and everyone was freaking out about it.
Oh, the irony! xD

...Om nom nom! :3 *eats hair*

something like 48/54. So I just barely scraped the top grade. No idea how I did that, I completed three quarters of the assignment in one sitting the night before. :D

Deidara: Tch... so you’re going to kill me here? *frantically chews clay with hand-mouths discreetly as possible*
Tobi: *turns into Madara temporarily* Earth is weak against lightening, fool. And now you die.

...yeah. VERY intelligent. xP

*sings* Oh, it’ll be fine! *bounces off in direction of a candy store*

Deidara: You’re DEAD, brat.
Sai: No I’m not. n____n
Deidara: You WILL be when I’m done with you!
Kakashi: Er. What that meant to sound the way it did?
Sai: Oh yes. Definitely a girl. n___n

Kisame: Damn! *leaps away*
Gai: I’m not just fast. ;D *teeth flash*
Itachi: Oh, please... I really don’t have time for this... =_=

Tobi! :3
how ironic, I just labelled Tobi as random. xD He probably did it to piss everyone off on purpose.
BANZAIIIII!!!!

I was slightly scared of her when she suddenly lunged at Kyon like that. To be honest, I never really trusted her even before it was revealed she was an alien like Yuki. :D
Oh YES. :P
A dull world. :O

I’ll remember that. :D I can marathon anime until dawn that way. I quite often don’t sleep, and it’s impossible when it gets to summer because of hay fever, and the heat in general.
I think BB tried to knife him. xD

It was like the turning point where the movie began! :O
I’m watching Soul Eater. It’s pure awesomeness. xD

Exactly. xD

Ah, right. That may be the first time I’ve seen ‘Hina’ in a guy’s name.

yes! I love the bit when Chidori and Sousuke leap off the bike when the car’s chasing them. xD
oh, he IS obsessed. But like you say, probably not quite as much. :P
I have a very Matt-ish personality so I let her get away with it. >.>

I should definitely not pun on purpose. -_-

I think the Italian one was great, it sounded REALLY evil. xD But the Russian and Hungarian ones actually made me cry. X’DDD
My brain’s a strange, yet wonderful companion. ^^

They're just made to be hilariously entertaining. xD

I know! This really calls for speed-reading on my part. :O
Yeah, even Al beats him! And one of them was over marrying Winry, ironically enough. Ahhh. X3

Would maple syrup be sufficient? ;D
monochrome1994 May 20, 2010 1:04 PM
Hopefully not! I only just got this laptop, too. :D
Damn, I’ve also got exams coming up... -___- and now is a bad time for me because my parents found out about my bad homework record and threatened to confiscate my laptop for a week. I’ve taken to hiding it in the most original ways possible.

Exactly. I don’t take the bus to school very much now because it’s OK weather so I can walk, apart from my hay fever affecting me, plus it keeps arriving late at the end of the day so I catch the public one instead.

If it were in Bleach, that would most likely be it. The end. But there are probably LOADS of dimensions out there. Or I’d be reincarnated as a butterfly back on Earth. (:

Probably. I guess it doesn’t help that my mother’s a homophobe...
‘How are we going to sort out this massive debt?’ ‘Kill the rich, nick their money, turn the carcasses into burgers and sell them in schools. Problem solved.’ ...*silence*
Why bother when you can have COOKIES! 8D


yeah. And David Cameron can make the most hilarious facial expressions. X’D
It is, I guess more people voted this year because of the circumstances being out of the ordinary.
So the army of racists DO NOT PREVAIL! :O

Om nom nom nom, om nom nom nom! :3

That... that... *words cannot describe* :O
Something weird is, I got my mark back for that English coursework yesterday, and I got an A*. xD

Tobi: It won’t matter when you’re dead. 8D *waves taser dangerously close*
Deidara: TOBI! Why the hell are you trying to kill me, anyway? It should be the other way around! D:<

hell yesh! It gives off such an... INTELLIGENT aura. :P

Er... *pauses to think* Howzabout no idea? :D

Sai: Is little girly gonna cry? n____n
Deidara: YOU LITTLE—
Sai: Not as little as your—
Deidara: STOP IT, DAMMIT!!! D’X

Kakashi: Itachi... it’s been a while, hasn’t it.
Itachi: I really don’t have time for this. =_=
Kisame: *randomly appears* Ah, there you are! :D

That was a Family Guy parody, was it not? XD
Or someone with a sadistic sense of humour...
TOBI FOR PRESIDENT! *bows*

I found the part with Asakura pretty funny in the anime too – ‘I’m going to kill you and see how Miss Suzumiya reacts.’ *potential stab* wha, wha, WHUT?! D8 Yuki was totally badass in that scene though. xD
Oh, yesh... fufufufufu... >:3
So in the end, hilarity conquers everything! :D

I think it was close to midnight when I was posting the comment, is why. :}
I almost did, but I enjoyed the way all the Wammys kids just... TORTURED him. xD

The Simpsons Movie :D
That’s a good thing, because shonen battles are totally awesome! ^0^

If my clone’s hardworking, then I’ll let it do my Art and CiDA work so that I can catch up. :P

It makes sense. I always associated ‘Hina’ with girls, though. Which Hinatas do you know are male?

I do love the episode where he forgets Chidori’s notes. Comedy gold. xD
He started just after Xmas, I think. So... nearly five months. Whew, it took me three weeks to watch both combined, though the episodes only went up to something like 115 at the time. :D
because she thinks it’s fun to ‘punish’ me.
She’s the friend who worships Hidan, which makes sense. :P

That’s what they did when they burned it on YouTube, after all :D
Farewell, Edward Cullender.

their laughs go ‘hyug hyug hyug!’ x’D http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZWAmoUYRNbg
Ah well. I suspect there ARE things you don’t really forget and stay in the subconscious, because I had a dream about something I’d totally forgotten about and it was like a premonition of some kind. :O

Ah, Tobi, Deidara, you two never cease to entertain me. :’D

REALLY? Oh wow, I’d better read it! :O But that’s sad... it’ll all be over. Ah well. (‘:
Even Winry pwns him! xP

He woke up! Oh wait... I may as well finish the pancakes. (:
It’s time to ditch the text file.
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