Monologue #1 since Tyler's math skillz are beyond comprehension: (getting popular senpai, notice me plz ;) this'll be good) AKA sexual dimorphism just showing my dominace over tyler its fine.
MONOLOGUE:
Tips my stack of 10 fedoras
Hi don't mind me just a pantsu connoisseur casually strolling by, its not like i'm trying to get a view or anything! Baka...
You may know me from famous animes, i go by many names: The lord of pantsu, Ecchi connoisseur, DID SOMEONE SAY HAREM! (lowkey invite to join my harem: currently includes Tyler chang (my waifu #1) ) notice the use of brackets i am actually the greatest at math. 1+1= 2 pantsu.
Why am i mentioning pantsu so many times you say? Well *rambling* would you prefer nekos?
VANNILAAAAAAAA HMHMHMHMHMHMHMHMHMHMHMHMHM Gotta max out that setting. Its fine if you dont understand (ur asian hence no breasts=no need to understand jiggle physics.) Gotta learn fast, hestia is breastia.
You need to go lose your innocence to shimoneta, come back when you finish so we can talk about LOVE NECTAR strong bonds are made everyday.
I see Tyler has used up my core waifus well cant let him stand me up! Kaori, Yui Yui, Asuna, Mashiro (she believes in the pantsu!!!!)
Using my extensive knowledge of physics i will now go into details about friction and muzzle velocity because that is always relevant. too lazy to go copy paste lenny face...use your creative mind. Imagine the pantsu ;)
Noticed you have many entries, u think your better than me huh (notice the incorrect use of your) !?!?! well ill have u know u Barium Silicon Carbon Bismuth Technestium Hydrogen. Use your chem skillz of, I can also give the formula for LOVE NECTAR! NOW SOLVE FOR EMPIRICAL.
Post scriptum (like my latin? bonus points right? *tips fedora*) Rabbits are shit. and ur clan is shit. Triggered yet? well good.
Feel the love nectar flow through you! ;)
Updates which are necessary: I spend like 15 mins on this crap so tale full offence and etc make it enjoyable. etc etc.
i regret my life choices i should have started reading macbeth...
U're getting popular senpai! (Notice me)
Other update: Tyler is tsundere as fuck, give him the baka treatment ;)
Monologue #2:
Hi I'm Tyler Chang, you may know me from certain other comments. Better known for womanizing women/females/waifus/visual novel heroines, with my trustee fedora and guitar.
It's Friday. another day, another hoard of females to seduce. "Why are you wearing a cardboard hat, and strumming on "Fifty shades of Grey"- Asuna, Rikka, Hinata all in unison.
I respond with a smirk, and an impressive ballad, consisting of voice cracks, and the snare bass of the uneven tempo of the friction between his godly nails and the hard cover of his favorite book.
Friction, a component of Physics that Tyler understood with ease. Unlike the symbols, F was equal to Force, ap was ability power, a common prefix in the natural world as well as league of legends. Using his extensive mathematics he was able to piece a new formula using the two.
Thus Fap was created, simply put the force over the diameter of a Rabadon's death cap. However like every story, this one had a conflict.
Tyler's Fap theorem later changed to Force applied due to the sole reason of Riot nerfing mages as well as the Korean meta changing to an attack stance. At the end of the day, In honor of Tyler's Fap discovery. This lead modern day physicist to refer to this equation as Fa.
Updates:
>You are supposed to write updates: when you first comment right?
>This took me a solid 45 min to write for my friend Crystal, hope you laughed and didn't get offended. If you did make sure you give peer feed back, as Id like to use this on a resume if possible.
All Comments (2) Comments
MONOLOGUE:
Tips my stack of 10 fedoras
Hi don't mind me just a pantsu connoisseur casually strolling by, its not like i'm trying to get a view or anything! Baka...
You may know me from famous animes, i go by many names: The lord of pantsu, Ecchi connoisseur, DID SOMEONE SAY HAREM! (lowkey invite to join my harem: currently includes Tyler chang (my waifu #1) ) notice the use of brackets i am actually the greatest at math. 1+1= 2 pantsu.
Why am i mentioning pantsu so many times you say? Well *rambling* would you prefer nekos?
VANNILAAAAAAAA HMHMHMHMHMHMHMHMHMHMHMHMHM Gotta max out that setting. Its fine if you dont understand (ur asian hence no breasts=no need to understand jiggle physics.) Gotta learn fast, hestia is breastia.
You need to go lose your innocence to shimoneta, come back when you finish so we can talk about LOVE NECTAR strong bonds are made everyday.
I see Tyler has used up my core waifus well cant let him stand me up! Kaori, Yui Yui, Asuna, Mashiro (she believes in the pantsu!!!!)
Using my extensive knowledge of physics i will now go into details about friction and muzzle velocity because that is always relevant. too lazy to go copy paste lenny face...use your creative mind. Imagine the pantsu ;)
Noticed you have many entries, u think your better than me huh (notice the incorrect use of your) !?!?! well ill have u know u Barium Silicon Carbon Bismuth Technestium Hydrogen. Use your chem skillz of, I can also give the formula for LOVE NECTAR! NOW SOLVE FOR EMPIRICAL.
Post scriptum (like my latin? bonus points right? *tips fedora*) Rabbits are shit. and ur clan is shit. Triggered yet? well good.
Feel the love nectar flow through you! ;)
Updates which are necessary: I spend like 15 mins on this crap so tale full offence and etc make it enjoyable. etc etc.
i regret my life choices i should have started reading macbeth...
U're getting popular senpai! (Notice me)
Other update: Tyler is tsundere as fuck, give him the baka treatment ;)
Hi I'm Tyler Chang, you may know me from certain other comments. Better known for womanizing women/females/waifus/visual novel heroines, with my trustee fedora and guitar.
It's Friday. another day, another hoard of females to seduce. "Why are you wearing a cardboard hat, and strumming on "Fifty shades of Grey"- Asuna, Rikka, Hinata all in unison.
I respond with a smirk, and an impressive ballad, consisting of voice cracks, and the snare bass of the uneven tempo of the friction between his godly nails and the hard cover of his favorite book.
Friction, a component of Physics that Tyler understood with ease. Unlike the symbols, F was equal to Force, ap was ability power, a common prefix in the natural world as well as league of legends. Using his extensive mathematics he was able to piece a new formula using the two.
Thus Fap was created, simply put the force over the diameter of a Rabadon's death cap. However like every story, this one had a conflict.
Tyler's Fap theorem later changed to Force applied due to the sole reason of Riot nerfing mages as well as the Korean meta changing to an attack stance. At the end of the day, In honor of Tyler's Fap discovery. This lead modern day physicist to refer to this equation as Fa.
Updates:
>You are supposed to write updates: when you first comment right?
>This took me a solid 45 min to write for my friend Crystal, hope you laughed and didn't get offended. If you did make sure you give peer feed back, as Id like to use this on a resume if possible.
>May or may not be true story? Who know's?
>Played league of legends 2 years ago.
>Source: Spark notes *works everytime