I HAVE A SIMILAR STORY TO SHARE WITH YOU CONCERNING YOUR MOTHER. IT HADN'T CROSSED MY MIND, BUT DURING YOUR ORIENTATION SESSION HERE AT MEN'S WEARHOUSE INC., YOUR MOTHER, WHO ALSO ATTENDED ALONG WITH YOU THAT VERY DAY, PASSED ME A NOTE, WHICH I DO NOT RECALL IN ITS ENTIRETY. SOMETHING ABOUT "I WILL GIVE YOU MY LIFE IN EXCHANGE FOR EXPERIENCING THAT WHICH EVERY MAN, WOMAN, AND CHILD ON THIS EARTH PRAYS EVERY DAY TO EXPERIENCE; GETTING FUCKED IN THE MOUTH BY YOUR THROBBING MASSIVE COLUMN OF FLESH". I COULD NOT DISCOURAGE THIS WOMAN, SO IN A FLASH, MY DAPPER TIGHT PANTS EXPLODED AS MY BEHEMOTH OF LOVE UNLEASHED ITSELF TOWARDS YOUR MOTHER'S GAPING UTERUS, WHICH SHE HAD SUBMITTED TO MY MEAT MISSILE THE MOMENT SHE REALIZED HER LIFE GOAL HAD BEEN REALIZED. I FEEL IT IS AN APPOPRIATE TIME NOW TO LET YOU KNOW THAT YOUR MOTHERS DEATH 5 YEARS AGO WAS NOT DUE TO A TERRORIST ATTACK DURING THE ORIENTATION PARTY, IN WHICH YOUR MOTHER WAS BLOWN APART BY AN RPG; RATHER THE SHEER SIZE OF MY THROBBING MAMMOTH-LIKE MISSILE WAS TOO MUCH FOR HER BODY TO SUPPORT, DESPITE HER ARGUABLY SIZEABLE ANUS. THAT, ALONG WITH THE SUBSEQUENT TORRENTIAL FLOOD WHICH INSTANTLY FILLED HER BODY WITH MY CREAMY MAN JUICE, AND WHICH THE SHEER VOLUME OF ITS CONTENT RESULTED IN THE GOOEY MATTER GUSHING OUT OF EVERY ORIFICE IN HER BODY. I GUARANTEE IT.
You: cream of wheat bitch
Stranger: coco pops adam
You: lucky charms man
Stranger: weetabix percy
You: captin crunch stew
Stranger: kelloggs rice krispies fred
You: rasin bran tom
Stranger: cheerio's david
You: frosted flakes steve
Stranger: bran flakes brian
You: sugar pops frank
Stranger: cinnamon crunch chris
You: resses puffs alex
Stranger: cocoa puffs charles
You: cookie crisp morgan
Stranger: corn flakes sam
You: grape nuts drew
Stranger: double chocolate cookie crisp reginald
You: that isn't even a good ceral and you know it,Cinnamon life chase
Stranger: i know. crunchy nut gary
You: are you even trying, frosted mini wheats carl
Stranger: frosted flakes ryan
You: I WIN
You: I already said that
You: I am the master of cereals, bow before your master
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System Information
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Time of this report: 5/1/2012, 15:57:01
Machine name: MB
Operating System: Windows 7 Home Premium 64-bit (6.1, Build 7601) Service Pack 1 (7601.win7sp1_gdr.120305-1505)
Language: English (Regional Setting: English)
System Manufacturer: Gigabyte Technology Co., Ltd.
System Model: Z68X-UD3H-B3
BIOS: Award Modular BIOS v6.00PG
Processor: Intel(R) Core(TM) i5-2500K CPU @ 3.30GHz (4 CPUs), ~3.6GHz
Memory: 8192MB RAM
Available OS Memory: 8110MB RAM
Page File: 2514MB used, 13701MB available
Windows Dir: C:\Windows
DirectX Version: DirectX 11
DX Setup Parameters: Not found
User DPI Setting: Using System DPI
System DPI Setting: 96 DPI (100 percent)
DWM DPI Scaling: Disabled
DxDiag Version: 6.01.7601.17514 32bit Unicode
All Comments (5) Comments
Stranger: coco pops adam
You: lucky charms man
Stranger: weetabix percy
You: captin crunch stew
Stranger: kelloggs rice krispies fred
You: rasin bran tom
Stranger: cheerio's david
You: frosted flakes steve
Stranger: bran flakes brian
You: sugar pops frank
Stranger: cinnamon crunch chris
You: resses puffs alex
Stranger: cocoa puffs charles
You: cookie crisp morgan
Stranger: corn flakes sam
You: grape nuts drew
Stranger: double chocolate cookie crisp reginald
You: that isn't even a good ceral and you know it,Cinnamon life chase
Stranger: i know. crunchy nut gary
You: are you even trying, frosted mini wheats carl
Stranger: frosted flakes ryan
You: I WIN
You: I already said that
You: I am the master of cereals, bow before your master
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System Information
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Time of this report: 5/1/2012, 15:57:01
Machine name: MB
Operating System: Windows 7 Home Premium 64-bit (6.1, Build 7601) Service Pack 1 (7601.win7sp1_gdr.120305-1505)
Language: English (Regional Setting: English)
System Manufacturer: Gigabyte Technology Co., Ltd.
System Model: Z68X-UD3H-B3
BIOS: Award Modular BIOS v6.00PG
Processor: Intel(R) Core(TM) i5-2500K CPU @ 3.30GHz (4 CPUs), ~3.6GHz
Memory: 8192MB RAM
Available OS Memory: 8110MB RAM
Page File: 2514MB used, 13701MB available
Windows Dir: C:\Windows
DirectX Version: DirectX 11
DX Setup Parameters: Not found
User DPI Setting: Using System DPI
System DPI Setting: 96 DPI (100 percent)
DWM DPI Scaling: Disabled
DxDiag Version: 6.01.7601.17514 32bit Unicode
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DirectX Debug Levels
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Direct3D: 0/4 (retail)
DirectDraw: 0/4 (retail)
DirectInput: 0/5 (retail)
DirectMusic: 0/5 (retail)
DirectPlay: 0/9 (retail)
DirectSound: 0/5 (retail)
DirectShow: 0/6 (retail)