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キラークイーン!!!!第三の爆弾

私の名は吉良吉影、年齢33歳。自宅は杜王町北東部の別荘地帯にあり、結婚はしていない。仕事は亀友チェーン店の会社員で、毎日遅くとも夜8時までには帰宅する。タバコは吸わない、酒はたしなむ程度。夜11時には床につき、必ず8時間は睡眠をとるようにしている。寝る前に温かいミルクを飲み、20分ほどのストレッチで体をほぐしてから床につくと、ほどんと朝まで熟睡さ。赤ん坊のように疲労やストレスを残さずに、朝目を覚ませるんだ。健康診断でも異常なしと言われたよ。

Watashi no na wa Kira Yoshikage. Renrei sanjyuu sansai. Jitaku wa Morioh-cho hokuto no bu no bessojidai ni ari, kekkon wa shiite-inai. Shigoto wa Kame-yu chen-ten no kai sha-in de, maiinichi osokuto mo yoru hachii-ji made ni wa kitakusuru. Tabaco-o wa sumanai, sake wa tashinamu-tedo, yoru juu-ichi ji ni wa toko nitsukii, kanarazu hajii-jikan wa suii-min o toru yo-o ni shiiteiru. Neru mae ni at-ta-kae miruuku o nomi ni-juu pun hodo no suutorechi de karada o homu-shite kara toko nitsuku-to hodon do asa made jukusui-sa. *Shigechi screaming internally becomes external* Akanbo no yo ni hiro ya suutoresu o noku sazu nii asa me o samaserunda. Kenko-o shintan de mo ijyo nashito iwaretaiyo.
Watashi wa tsune nii kokoro o heion o ne-gate ik-terun ningen toyukoto o setsumei-shite-iru no dai-yo. Kachi make ni koda wa-tari, atama o kakaeruyoo na torabuuruu to ka, yoru mo nemurenai to ita teki o tsukuranai. Toyuu no ga watashii no shakai ni taisuru shise de ari, sorega jibun no kofuku da to toyuukoto o shiteiru. Mo-tomo tatakatte da toshitemo, watashi wa dare ni mo makenn ga ne...

MUDAMUDAMUDAUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA! MUDA! And now, without pause, my final attack! The last and final time I will stop time! Within my nine seconds of stopped time, I shalled end this! ZA WARUDO! One second has passed. Two seconds have passed. Three secondshave passed. For some reason, DIO disappeared while time has stopped. Four seconds have passed. However, Jotaro has abandoned thought. No matter what DIO has planned, or what attack he might unleash in the two seconds that Jotaro can move within stopped time, all he needs ro do is drive Star Platinum’s fists into him in those two seconds! Five seconds have passed. The one thing that I know, DIO, is that the next time I see your face, I’m probably going to bust a vein! Six seconds have passed. Bring it on, DIO! Seven seconds have passed. ROAD ROLLER DA! ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAOROARAORA IT’S TOO LATE! YOU CAN’T ESCAPE! MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA ORAORAORAORAOROAROAROARAORAORAORAORAORA MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA EIGHT SECONDS HAVE PASSED! WRRYYYYY! I’LL SMASH YOU FLAT! ORAAAAA! Nine seconds have passed. I did it. This proves that no one can surpass DIO! Puny humans! I shall rule you all! Bow before my knowledge and might! Ten seconds have passed! hehehehehe. Now my ability to stop time has reached ten seconds! Now, then... i guess I should find Jotaro’s lifeless body and drink his blood. If there’s any blood left to take! Wh-What? My body’s movements a-are slowing down...N-No...I’m not slowing down...I-I cannot move. B-BAKANA! M-my b-body won’t move at all! DIO! It’s been eleven seconds. I guess that’s your limit now. NANI?! I stopped time at the nine second mark. That let me escape. Good grief. Now...It won’t take even a second to finish you off! J-Jotaro! B-BAKANA! You stopped time? Right at the end of my nine seconds of movement... How does it feel, DIO? Having someone approach from behind while you can’t move a muscle, if I had to describe it, is like whe a guy who cn gold his breath underwater for a minute finally comes up for air at the very last second... When suddenly, he feels someone grab him, and he’s dragged back down into the water. Does that sound right? But for you, I feel no pity at all. ORA! Crack Time has begun to move again. spin squirt breathing I don’t feel even the slightest bit of compassion for you. I haven’t even an ounce of pity for you. Gowever, just finishing you off by beating you to death now would leave a bad taste in my mouth. How many seconds will it take for your legs to recover? Three seconds? Four? The moment you’ve healed, I’ll throw Star Platinum at you. So bring it on! If I were a gunslinger in a Western, I’d say...”Draw. Let’s see who’s the fastest gun in the West.” H-He’s mocking me! But,..But, Jotaro... You may have come this far, but you are still only human. Hehehe. You think like a human, who has so little time to live. About things leaving a bad taste in your mouth or living your life with no regrets..That kind of reasoning is about as compelling as rat shit in a bathroom, and it will be your demise! I, DIO, have no such thoughts. Within my mind is but one simple thought. Just one! To be victorius and rule! That is all. That is all I need to feel satisfaction! How I do it...does not matter! squirt splash How do you like being blinded by blood?! I’ve won! DIE! ORA! pow pow pow crack squirt CRACK Wha...N-NNNNANINNIII?! B-BAKANA...KONO DIO DA! KONO DIO DA!

The question of whether futa is gay or not has stumped the greatest minds of our time. However, this is no longer as I will now solve this question once and for all through the use of Einstein's theory of relativity. First we all need to be on the same page on basics of the theory of relativity. Essentially, this theory seeks to explain how two events that appear to be occuring at the same time for one observer can appear to be occurring at different times for another observer. The theory states that this occurs due to the passage of time being relative to the motion of the observer. To put it in laymans terms, if you were to go really fast you would experience time faster than someone who is standing still. This is how two observers can perceive time differently So how does this apply to futa? Well, lets imagine a situation to explain how this works. Lets say that we have two people observing some futa hentai. One of the observers believes that it is gay while the other does not. Both people are observing the same event in different ways due to the fact that gay itself is relative to the individual observer. I call this theory the relativity of sexuality. The reason that this occurs is due to everyone having a different psychological response to viewing futa. People that can only see it as being gay see a man that has boobs while people that dont see it as being gay see a woman with a dick. That may seem like the same thing at first but that distinction makes all the difference. By having the base for futa being a guy and then just adding some boobs is pretty undeniably gay. However, a woman with a dick is not really gay at all, as is postulated in the infamous 2.19% theory, but in this situation it is even less gay as futa characters also have boobs and puss while traps do not. Now the reason why all of this is important is because since this is all relative to the observer it is easy to make futa not gay in your mind by changing your position of observation. How you do this is by no longer viewing futa as being a man with boobs, but rather as chicks with dicks. And just like that futa is not gay. You can enjoy your futa hentai without questioning your fragile masculinity