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oh and mahoutsukai no youme season 1 is even better than i remember it being and its also giving me a feeling more complicated than on my first watch and it shouldnt
this pain, i dont like

okay so the other day my knee started hurting a bunch again and it was the worst hurt yet and i contemplated calling the ambulance but decided against it
not because id need to fork over dosh
but because its embarassing
anyway
i begun treating it with ice packs the day after
and i displayed a rare case of smarts (rare both for me and those among me, mind you)
by wrapping the ice pack so there is no direct contact with the skin
but, shikashi even,
during one of those cooling sessions due to my fidgeting the cloth wrapping unraveled (not the tokyo ghoul op)
and there was the dreaded contact with the skin
so, in short, succintly put, i gave myself frostbite in addition to the knee pain
for those who dont know and are about to
frostbite is for the average joe the same as a burn
skin gets bubbly and must not be further damaged
so naturally, the day after
i get a call from bossmen who are vacationing
i need to yank out these two bigass cast iron contraptions we used to use for ironing bigass tablecloths
and since they are in the backyard
the path from there to the parking spot where the trucks are located
is long and extremely treacherous and perilous thanks to narrow corridors and
stairs, my unironical mortal enemy aside from myself
so anyway i start carrying
and my strenght after a while fails me and the cast iron thing starts slipping from my grasp
and it slides across the injured and frostbitten knee in question
bursting the bubbly skin
to wrap up
the thing festered
and i spent the afternoon peeling away the goopy sticky flesh from the open wound
and to tell you the truth,
i liked the pain

oppenheimer is a blackpill
barbie is a black pill
barbenheimer is a vantablackpill

after a brief pause i continued my escapades into the mal forums and now im 100% convinced that mal is the 10th circle of hell on earth and it should be wiped off the internet with no trace remaining. the sheer volume of degeneracy and blatant disregard for any form of restraint, decency or common sense repeatedly put on display here tops all my previous experience. at least damned four channel is sometimes self aware enough to know its fucked. like holy shit this is coming from me but my god i pray you see the light or at least come to know how fucked up you are and at least sometimes step out see what normal looks like and get the tactile sensation of low ground plant life brushing against the sole of your feet or preferably digits

with all that being said i will continue to seek amusement from mentally stunted people here

ye, it was that good

im am a histamine blob

extra stage beaten
only 14 mainline more to go

last night i was denied a 2hu dream by a drunk phoning my house in the middle of the night
im a camel and my capacity to carry straws is at its limits

i ate so much earwax today

rip person who died and whose passing is the reason for the delay of golden kamuy 4
i will wait patiently and warmly for the rest of the episodes and i hope you watch proudly from above the loved series you helped adapt
it was worth it

im going to pretend this mochi was made by my favorite udongein

kek had a dream i started vomiting shit
good one, brain

look how they massacred my boy

somebody once told me i sound like the male equivalent of kobeni and honestly
thats the sweetest thing i heard someone tell me in the year of our lemmy 2023

onsen project became that much more important today