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In the frozen, desolate forest of Hyrule, a child was born. Eighteen years later - he found himself near a descending, helical stairs that led one into a foreboding dimension - a precinct that would drive even the simplest of minds near the gaping maw of insanity. But, even then, there was this desire - a desire to tread into the mystic world disregarding all the aberrations that might lie within. As he stepped into...

Oops, I got carried away, sorry. My name is Masnoon, nice to meet you! Occasionally I'm referred to as Masy. I promise that I don't bite - well, I actually do sometimes but that's only when you're being exceptionally naughty. I come from a far away land where oranges are shaped like peaches and apples are shaped like bananas. Because of the existence of such weird shapes I tend to be easily amused.

If any of the above does not make sense - don't panic! You will get through this alive. The life vests are to your right and the escape boats to your left, in case of an emergency. Just stay calm and act in an orderly fashion.

Masnoon's tip of the day:

When you're climbing a mountain, always remember to carry a banana with you. Carrying a banana, contrary to popular belief, does NOT make you look like a douche.