I am living large and taking charge! 😂
Sometimes it takes me all day to get nothing done.
Sometimes I prefer to use my face for emoticons.
I like my bed more than I like most people.
Not everyone likes me. But not everyone matters.
I hope the next big trend in music is talent!
I broke a mirror seven years ago and I'm still having bad luck.
I have to be successful because I have very expensive taste.
I can count the amount of boyfriends I've had on one hand, if I use a calculator.
If I managed my bank account as well as I manage my phone battery, I'd be rich.
If you don't like me, but you follow everything I do, darling you're a fan!
I get ignored so often that my nickname should be "Terms and Conditions".
Sometimes I open my mouth and my mother comes out.
Love me, hate me - either way, you're spending your time thinking of me!
I'll stop wearing black when they invent a darker colour.
Cuddling is my favourite exercise.
I know Victoria's secret.
CAUTION: You might get addicted to me.
There's always that one person who is going to annoy me every time they open their mouth.
You couldn't handle me, even if I came with instructions.
Deep conversations with someone who understands me, is everything.
Dear YouTube, I will always skip ads.
If you're cooler than me, does that make me hotter than you?
If time is money, I am running out of time.
I'm half princess, half ninja, deal with it!
I'm not superstitious but I am super!
If I'm sad, sometimes I'll sing to myself to try to cheer myself up, but my singing is so bad, usually I end up feeling worse.
I hate it when I put on 15kg for a role, and then I realise I'm not even an actor.
I'm into crossfit. I cross my fingers and hope I fit into my jeans.
I'm almost perfect (When I heavily edit my selfies).
WARNING: I have an attitude and I know how to use it!
WARNING: You may not recognise me at all, until I apply my makeup.
I wish I could donate my body fat to those in need.
I'm not the sort of person you should put on speakerphone.
I'm so HOT, I make fire!
I'm not ashamed to say, I've never loved another person as much as I love myself.
I may have a bad mouth, but I can do great things with it.
Judge me (When you are perfect).
Be real with me, or just leave me alone.
Normal rules don't apply to me because I am blonde.
I thought growing older would take longer.
I find acting like a grown up totally exhausting.
It took me a long time not to judge myself through someone else's eyes.
Let me be me... Because once I change, you will miss the 'me' in me.
My daily routine: Get up, be brilliant, go back to bed, repeat.
Go ahead, judge me. But just remember to be perfect for the rest of your life.
Sometimes I feel quite intelligent. Other times I have to sing the ABCs in my head to remember which letter comes next.
I love it when song lyrics totally apply to my current situation.
If you tickle me, I am not responsible for your injuries.
To be honest, I get a little nervous right before I say Worcestershire sauce.
When I get lonely, I set my phone's alarm to go off every few hours so I can imagine what it would be like to have people texting me.😎
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