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A rich man, and a poor man share the same wedding anniversary. Every year they meet up to compare gifts. One particular year they meet up on a park bench, and the rich man starts by saying: "I got my wife a diamond ring, and a new Mercedes. That way if the ring isn't right she can drive back to the jeweler, and still be happy in her new car." The poor man looks at him, and says: "I got my wife a pair of slippers, and a dildo. That way if she don't like the slippers she can go fuck herself."
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Kumovi
Top 5 ongoing Manhwa
Statistics
All Anime Stats Anime Stats
Days: 76.6
Mean Score:
6.75
- Watching17
- Completed307
- On-Hold15
- Dropped14
- Plan to Watch137
- Total Entries490
- Rewatched1
- Episodes4,617
All Manga Stats Manga Stats
Days: 19.1
Mean Score:
7.10
- Total Entries65
- Reread0
- Chapters3,257
- Volumes134
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Lancer
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Onizuka, Eikichi
Great Teacher Onizuka
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Kaiba, Seto
Yu☆Gi☆Oh! Duel Monsters
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Reigen, Arataka
Mob Psycho 100
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Kim, Gi Myeong
Lookism
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Mine, Fujiko
Lupin III
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Sanji
One Piece
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Todoroki, Enji
Boku no Hero Academia 2nd Season
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