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"Get up, SO I CAN KILL YOU AGAIN!" - Shooting the enemy's corpse.
"Roadkill!" - After splattering an enemy.
"Why me...?" - Stuck by Plasma Grenade.
"School is now in session!"
"There's no stopping me!"
"Say hello to my little friend!"
"Leave some for me!" -After John kills some enemies.
"You mind not killin' my men?!" - When you kill a Marine.
"You monkeys almost look like soldiers there!" - To the Marines.
"I'm proud of you, Marines!" - After a Marine scores a kill.
"Marines, we are going to aid John-117 after he just saved your sorry asses!" - Assault on the Control Room.
"Ah, man, I just had the thing washed!" - After splattering an enemy.
"You're almost a man!" - After you or a Marine kills something.
"Who's the man?" (Marine says- "You are!") "Thank you!" - After Johnson kills a Sangheili or Unggoy.
"Just you and me now." - After all marines nearby have been killed.
"One down, 50 billion to go!" - After killing Covenant infantry.
"Do I owe you money?! " - After being shot/meleed by the player.
"Sorry, soldier" -After shooting a Marine.
"Don't get cocky!"
"Where are your glasses, boy?"- After shooting Marines or him.
"Stop whining!"
"We did bring enough ammo to kill these things!" - Referring to the Flood on the level 343 Guilty Spark as you're running to reach the structure
"No peeking!"
"Headshot!" -After killing an enemy (with/without a headshot).
"We could use your help, sir!"
"I'm too pretty to die!"
"Don't make me take off my belt!"
"I would have been your daddy but the dog beat me over the fence!" - This line is referenced numerously throughout the series, and Sergeant Stacker can use it as well.
"Earth isn't going to save itself, Chief, it's time to step up to the plate, are you, or are you not going to finish the fight?" - Later used as Halo 3's tag line.
"Lets go!" -When getting in a Warthog.
"Fan out and search!" -When searching for an enemy.
"All quiet" -When not spotting an enemy for a while.
"Punch it!" -After getting in a Warthog.
"Covering fire!"
"I can't get a clear shot!" -When the player stands in his way.
"Move!" -After getting out of a Warthog.
"Get out of my way!" -When the player stands in his way.
"Get the lead out Marines!"
"Hey, move your ass!" -When the player stands in his way.
"Triggers down, men!"
"Sorry about that sir" -After he shoots Master Chief.
"Can't run..." -After killing a running enemy.
"Next" -After killing an enemy.
"Come on!"
"Keep it up!" -When the player or a Marine kills one or more enemies.
"Its down!" -After killing an enemy.
"We showed them" -After he and his squad win a fight.
"Nice shot!" .
"Here comes more!" -When he spots an enemy.
"Target down!" -After killing an enemy
"Which one of you freaks is next?!"
"What the..?"
"Over here" -When he spots an enemy.
"Die!" -When trying to kill an enemy.
"Want some more?!" -After killing an enemy.
"One alien down" -After killing an enemy.
"There it is" -When he spots an enemy.
"Good shooting!" -When the player or a Marine kills one or more enemies.
"Didnt even see me!" -After killing an enemy
"Can't hide from me!" -When he spots an enemy.
"Firing!" -When trying to kill an enemy.
"Anyone see him?" -After not seeing an enemy for a while.
"Whats wrong with you?" -After John kills a Marine.
"Somebody call Keyes and tell him what happened" -After John is dead.
"You nuts?"
"That's it, you are dead!" -After the player starts team killing.
"There's more where that came from"
"He's gone rampant!" -After the player starts team killing.
"Nailed him" -After killing an enemy
"Take that, bastard!" -After killing an enemy
"I'm on your side!" -After the player melees/shoots him.
"Gaaaahhh!" -When he is meleed by the player.
"Stop!" -After the player melees him.
"Go go go!" -After getting out of a Warthog.
"Careful" -After the player melees him.
"Pile out!" -After getting out of a Warthog.
"Watch it marine" -After the player melees/shoots him.
"Everybody out!" -After getting out of a Warthog.
"Clean your visor" -After the player melees him.
"Ease up son!" -After the player melees/shoots him.
"Move it, move it! -After getting out of a Warthog.
"Showtime!" -After getting in a Warthog.
"Lets go!" -After getting in a Warthog.
"Floor it!" -After getting in a Warthog.
"Cut it out soldier" -After the player melees him.
"Hold your fire!" -After the player melees/shoots him.
"Real good, jackass!" -After the player melees/shoots him.
"What the hell?!" -After the player melees/shoots him.
"Watch your fire, boy" -After the player melees/shoots him.
"What the...?!" -After the player melees/shoots him.
"Check your targets marines" -After the player melees/shoots him.
"Hey...!" -After the player melees/shoots him.
"Point that thing somewhere else!" -After the player melees/shoots him.
"Bastard!" -After killing an enemy.
"Its me!" -After the player melees/shoots him.
"Where are your glasses, boy?!" -After the player melees/shoots him.
"Sorry" -After he shoots you.
"Try aiming that weapon" After the player melees/shoots him.
"You are all gonna DIE!" -After he is shot and has very little health left.
"Nothing over here" -After not seeing an enemy for a while.
"Cease fire!" -After the player melees/shoots him.
"What's wrong with you, boy?!" -After the player melees/shoots him.
"Make them count" -When he kills an enemy.
"Covenant bastard!" -When he kills an enemy.
"Let me get that for you!"
"Rot in HELL!'
"Slow it down!" When you drive a Warthog off a cliff.
"That will do him" -When he kills an enemy.
"Don't bother getting up" -When he kills an enemy.
"Class dismissed" -When he kills an enemy.
"Whoooaaaaaaa!" -When falling from a great distance.
"That's how you do it, boys!" -When he kills an enemy.
"Alright..!" -When he kills an enemy.
"I love this JOB!" -When he kills an enemy.
"That can't be all of them?"
"Are you bored?!" -When you teamkill.
"How that feel?!" -When you betray him and he starts shooting you.
"That is a guaranteed court-martial when we get back to earth, soldier" -When a Marine kills an ally with a grenade (even himself).
"We are FUBAR." -When John dies.
"Follow me, Marines!"
"BAAAAAM!" -When killing an enemy with a grenade.
That's how you do it, boys"
"Nice throw!" -After the player or an ally kills an enemy with a grenade.
"You are dead!"
"Show me what you got!"
"Who wants a piece of me?!"
"Get cool boy!" -After the player kills an ally.
"Holy crap!" -When the player kills an enemy with a Plasma grenade.
"Look at them fly" -When an enemy is killed by a grenade.
"You are not getting away with that!" -After the player starts team killing.
"You are not getting away with THAT!" -After the player starts team killing.
"Kill that S.O.B. -After the player starts team killing.
"Get him, he's a traitor" -After the player starts team killing.
"Get him, he's crazy!" -After the player starts team killing.
"Get him, men" -After the player starts team killing.
"Die, traitor!" -After the player starts team killing.
"Take him out, marines!" -After the player starts team killing.
"Should I feel good about that?" -After he kills the player who teamkilled.
"Well, on to plan B" -After he kills the player who teamkilled.
"Take that, traitor!" -After he kills the player who teamkilled.
"Stupid, stupid, stupid!" -After he kills the player who teamkilled.
"Lousy piece of crap!" -After he kills the player who teamkilled.
"What went wrong?" -After he kills the player who teamkilled.
"Only one thing left to say..." -After he kills the player who teamkilled.
"Come out where I can see you" -When an enemy is hiding.
"I know it's around here, somewhere" -When an enemy is hiding.
"I will trust you, for now" -After he trusts a player who has teamkilled.
"I know you are there" -When an enemy is hiding.
"I don't want any more trouble from you" -After he trusts a player who has teamkilled.
"Damn, I lost him" -When an enemy is hiding.
"Where did he go?" -When an enemy is hiding.
"I'm keeping my eye on you!" -After he trusts a player who has teamkilled.
"Come out where I can see you!" -When an enemy is hiding.
"Don't try that again!" -After he trusts a player who has teamkilled.
"AAHH?" -When hearing a gunshot while idle.
"WHOA!" -When hearing a gunshot while idle.
"What the…?" -When hearing a gunshot while idle.
"AYYYY…!" -When stuck by a Plasma Grenade.
"Are you trying to kill us?!" -When the player throws a Grenade near him.
"AH..AHH…YAAA!" -When stuck by a Plasma Grenade.
"Get it off… someone get it off!" -When stuck by a Plasma Grenade.
"YYAAA…!" -When stuck by a Plasma Grenade.
"UU..AAAA!" -When stuck by a Plasma Grenade.
Halo 2
Scripted Lines
"That, or you can hide behind me. You done with my boy here Master Guns? I don't see any training wheels." -After training.
"Sorry Guns, it's classified." -In response to the Master Gunnery Sergeant's inquiry.
"Well, he's in a particularly fine mood. Maybe Lord Hood didn't give him an invitation." - To John-117, entering the tram car.
"Earth… Haven't seen it in years. When I shipped out for Basic, the orbital defense grid was all theory and politics. Now look! The Cairo is just one of three hundred geosync platforms. That MAC gun can put a round clean through a Covenant capital ship. With coordinated fire from the Athens and the Malta, nothing's getting past this battle cluster in one piece. Ships have been arriving all morning. Nobody's saying much, but I think something big's about to happen." - In the tram car.
"And you told me you were gonna wear something nice." - In response to John-117 complaining about cameras on the Cairo station.
"Folks need heroes chief, to give 'em hope, so smile would ya, while we still got something to smile about!" - Heretic Cutscene.
"For a brick, he flew pretty good." - Ending cut-scene of Cairo Station after the bomb detonates.
"Dear Humanity... We regret being alien bastards. We regret coming to Earth. And we most definitely regret that the Corps just blew up our raggedy-ass fleet!" - Opening cut-scene of Outskirts.
"We're goin' in."
"Get tactical, Marines!"
"Oh, I know what the ladies like..." - To Cortana when she thanks him for bringing her and John-117 a tank... and while cocking an M-247. Opening cut-scene of Metropolis.
"I heard that, jackass!" - In response to a Marine on Delta Halo.
"*Grunts* You know, your father never asked me for help, either!" - To Miranda Keyes after she retrieves the Index at the Library at the end of Quarantine Zone.
"Listen, you don't like me, and I sure as hell don't like you. But if we don't do something, Mr. Mohawk's gonna activate this ring, and we're all gonna die." - To the Arbiter, while piloting a Scarab, during The Great Journey.
"Well, I just happen to have a key! Come on, grab a Banshee and give me some cover. He's gonna know we're comin'." - Near the end of The Great Journey (Level), when he is told that Tartarus has locked himself in the control room on Delta Halo and happens to be commandeering a Scarab.
"Hey, bastard! Knock! Knock!" - Towards the end of The Great Journey (Level) when he blows open the control room on Delta Halo with a Scarab
"Please... don't shake the light bulb!" - Referring to 343 Guilty Spark in The Great Journey.
"If you wanna keep your brain inside your head, I'd tell those boys to chill!" - Telling Tartarus to keep his Brutes back.
"Hang tight, ma'am, not until that Brute is dead!" - Telling Keyes to wait until the Arbiter killed Tartarus before removing the Index.
"Listen Tinker Bell, don't make me…." Johnson to 343 Guilty Spark during the Great Journey
Gameplay Quotes
"If you didn't want your ass kicked, you shouldn't have stuck it out so far" - After shooting enemy on Outskirts.
"Yes, we know I'm pretty, but we gotta get back to work." - After being stared at for a period of time.
"That hurts, Chief. That hurts real bad." - When you take his Sniper Rifle.
"I'm not your daddy." - When you take his Sniper Rifle.
"I thought we were friends."-When you take his Sniper Rifle.
"You ain't much for brains, are ya son?" - When you kill a friendly.
"Don't make me take off my belt!"
"Don't touch my belt!" (After saying the top phrase)
"Don't look at me, look at them!" - When being stared at in the opening battle on Outskirts.
"Thank you." - If you give him his sniper rifle back.
"You realize that I was kicking ass with that, right?" - When you swap weapons with him.
"Funny, Cortana. Now turn him back on." - If John-117 stares at him for too long.
"Do I look like an eight-foot-tall alien monster?." - If you shoot or melee him.
"Whyioughta..."
"How ya feelin' there, jackass?"
"Chief you're supposed to set an example!" - If you shoot or melee him.
"Ow, someone take a look at this for me." - When hit by an enemy.
"I can't stand it no more!" - When hit by an enemy.
"Chief, you've been through worse." - If John-117 dies.
"I'm too pretty to die!" - If he is stuck with a Plasma Grenade.
"Hey, look out!" - When a grenade lands nearby.
"Cancel Christmas." - When a grenade lands nearby.
"AAIIIEEE!!" - When a grenade lands nearby.
"You got problems, son." - When a grenade lands nearby or dangerous entity such as a speeding Ghost approaches.
"Watch yourself!" - When a grenade lands nearby.
"What are you doin', Chief?!" - Friendly Fire
"Nice one, jackass!" - Friendly Fire.
"I don't wanna kill ya, you're just too ugly to let live."
"Someone notch my belt." - After killing an enemy.
"Looks like your freaky, little mouth just bit off more than it could chew!"- to a Grunt on the level, Outskirts.
"Don't they teach you kids how to swear in basic any more?!" - Outskirts Normal.
"Don't make me rip your arms off and beat you to death with them!" When a Grunt yells "Monkey!"
"I knew we were friends but DAMN!" - When given a good weapon, particularly a sniper rifle.
"You okay with this, Cortana?" - When given a good weapon.
"We got Jackals in the courtyard!" (Outskirts)
"Come on Arbiter, kick that guy's ass!" - Supporting the Arbiter when fighting Tartarus.
"Who's the Man?"
(To himself) "You are!" "THANK YOU!" In response to himself
"If it were anybody else..." - If you take his sniper rifle. (Outskirts, particularly)
"Today is my day."
Metropolis Speeches
“You had your chance to be afraid before you joined my beloved Corps! But, to guide you back to the true path, I brought this motivational device! Our big green style cannot be defeated!”
— Easy
“The Chief is gonna jump in this tank, roll across the bridge, and blow up any inhuman son-of-a-bitch dumb enough to get between him and the Prophet of Regret! Pull yourself together, 'cause you're going with him.”
— Normal
“When I joined the Corps, we didn't have any fancy-schmancy tanks. We had sticks! Two sticks, and a rock for the whole platoon—and we had to share the rock! Buck up, boy, you are one very lucky marine!”
— Heroic
“Usually, the good Lord works in mysterious ways. But not today! This here is 66 tons of straight-up, H.E-spewing dee-vine intervention! If God is love, then you can call me 'Cupid'!”
— Legendary
Halo 3
Scripted Dialogue
"Radio for VTOL. Heavy lift gear, we're not leaving him here." - To Marines, beside the unconscious Master Chief.
"Crazy fool! Why do you always jump? One of these days, you're gonna land on somethin' as stubborn as you are! And I don't do bits and pieces!" - to John-117 at the beginning of Halo 3.
"Where is she? Chief, where's Cortana?" - To John-117, when Johnson sees that Cortana's Data chip is empty.
"'What's an aspect ratio?' It's the shape and proportion of your screen, fool!" - On the AV Calibration tool.
"Take off the training wheels, he's good to go." - To the Marine testing Master Chief's armor.
"We got enough to worry about without you two tryin' to kill each other!" - To John-117, who puts a pistol in Thel 'Vadam's jaw.
"First Squad, you're my scouts. Move out! Quiet as you can." - To Marines on Sierra 117.
"We stick together, we're gonna get spotted. We'll split up, and meet back at the LZ. Chief, go with the Arbiter, head toward the river. Second Squad, you're with me." - After a Covenant Phantom flies over the team.
"Pelicans are en route, Chief, but I can't reach Bravo. If you find 'em, get 'em to the extraction point." - To John-117, after separated.
"Chief, Pelicans are at the river. We've got company, so hustle up!" - At the extraction point, attacked by
"Come on, you dumb apes! If you want breakfast, you gotta catch it!" - to pursuing Brutes on Sierra 117, after being shot down by Banshees.
"This isn't as fun as it looks. Cut the power!" - When held prisoner behind a Covenant energy field.
"We're even, long as we're only countin' today. Kilo-023, what's your ETA?" After being rescued by John-117.
"Roger that Hocus, Friendly gunship coming in hot!" - To his Marines
"Hocus! Phantom!" - To Hocus, pointing out a Phantom.
"Do you or do you not want to finish the fight?" - If Master Chief stalls and doesn't get on the Pelican at the end of Sierra 117, a reference to Halo 3's tagline.
"Enjoy it while you can, Marines. Soon as we land, we're right back to it. Priority one: Secure a Landing Zone for the Commander's Frigate. Keep your eyes and ears open. We need all the Intel we can get... on wherever the hell we are." - To ODSTs aboard Kilo 23, after entering the Ark's atmosphere.
"Ma'am, Hocus almost got her wing shot off. But we spotted a structure on the other side of this wall. It matches Cortana's description of the map room from the first Halo ring." - To Commander Keyes, during the Battle of Installation 00.
"A tank's a tank, light-bulb. Pick one, Chief. Get back to the wall. I'll help the Commander secure the Dawn. Then we'll meet you at the Cartographer." - To 343 Guilty Spark, at Forward unto Dawn's LZ in the Ark.
Heads up, Marines! We got trouble." - To Marines, near the the Ark's map room.
Johnson can sometimes be heard humming Ride of the Valkyries by Richard Wagner when Forward Unto Dawn comes down on the Ark.
"What's the matter, big shot? Can't start your own party?" - When Truth needs him to activate The Ark.
"Terrific." -when Guilty Spark tells him that the Installation is Almost complete
"We don't have a few more days." -when 343 Guilty Spark informs him that Halo should be ready to fire in just a few days.
"Deal with it." -When Guilty Spark says a premature firing will Destroy the Ark and Halo.
"Kick his ass." - to John-117 after he hands over the Spartan Laser to help defeat 343 Guilty Spark.
"Don't let her go... don't ever let her go." - to John-117 about Cortana.
"Send me out... with a bang." - To John-117; Johnson's last words.
Sierra 117 quotes
The cut-scene at the beginning of Sierra 117 in Halo 3 has several variations, and it is not yet known exactly which settings cause which

"Then they must love the smell of green." - At the beginning of Sierra 117, on Normal/Easy difficulty.
"Then they must love the smell of hero." - At the beginning of Sierra 117, on Heroic difficulty.
"Then they must love the smell of badass." - At the beginning of Sierra 117, on Legendary difficulty.
"Then they must love the smell of Testosterone!" Legendary, IWHBYD
"Then they must love the smell of badass. And I left a little present for you Arbiter, and I'm walking away! Ha-ha!" - Legendary. IWHBYD
"Then they must love the smell of a real man." - Legendary. IWHBYD
"Then they must love the smell of Bulgari. Yeah, I'm doing a little bit of product placement. I gotta get paid too!" - Legendary. IWHBYD
Random Quotes
"Ain't I supposed to be immune to this?"- If infected by the Flood.
"Hey Luke Duke, slow it down!" - If you drive a warthog badly.
"Friggin tourists!"
"Chief, that one said you were fat!"
Halo 3: ODST
Scripted Dialog
Epilogue

"Don't worry...I know what the aliens like."
"It has access to the Covenant battle-net?"
"The Brutes. The bastards who put bombs on your buddies and killed millions of my people...they're digging a mighty big hole. You're gonna tell me exactly what they're looking for. And then, you're gonna help me stop 'em."
Halo 3: ODST Firefight ViDoc Trailer
"Welcome to New Mombasa."
"Bip, bap, bam!"
"This is Firefight. And we need every able body we can get. Even yours."
"You boys can thank me later, right now I got selling to do...lucky for you, your squad is the best of the best: Orbital Drop Shock Troopers."
"Problem is we got alien bastards in our house. Each new wave means more bad guys. 5 waves make up a round. 3 rounds in a set. Sounds easy huh? WRONG!"
"See these skulls? When they activate, they turn a casual Covenant make out session, into a full on test of your manly prowess."
"Catch, makes the enemy toss grenades like it's going out of style."
"Black Eye, only way your getting health back is by punching an alien in the chin."
"And the others...well, let's just say that they call them difficulty multipliers for a reason."
"But, as long as your feeling cooperative, there's no need to go it alone. Get cozy with up to four players over System Link or Xbox Live and Firefight with your friends through ten battlefields all over New Mombasa."
"Well, it's not just about greasing bad guys. Sometimes, it's all about the glory. Put your boot up enough alien backside and the corps will pin rows of medals on your chest. Might even get some achievements, too. Bad ass, unlocked."
"Now, I know what your thinking: 'Sergent Major Johnson, these sound like overwhelming odds. I don't want to drop into hell without an air tight insurance policy!'"
"Well, do I have an offer for you! Pre-order your copy of Halo 3: ODST at participating retailers now and you'll get all the confidence you'll need: ME!"
"Ha ha, that's right. The toughest, cigar chompest marine there is, yours to play in Firefight."
(To squad) Here we go, next wave coming! This is going to get hot!"
Firefight
"Sorry I can't hear you with my bullet in your mouth!" - After killing an enemy with a headshot
"Come over here and take your spanking like a man!"
"Next time, duck!"
Halo: Reach
Firefight Voice
"Need something, soldier?" - When previewing his voice in the Armory.
"Son, I could be your daddy, but... nah, never mind..." - When previewing his voice in the Armory.
"I can pretty much guarantee that at least one of us will make it out of here in one piece." - When previewing his voice in the Armory.
"Hat... no hat." -After getting a headshot.
"Bip, bap, bam!" - Reference to the Halo 3: ODST ViDoc: Bip. Bap. Bam., which Johnson narrates and introduces Firefight.
"Dead before you hit the ground." - After getting a headshot
"Headshot!" - After getting a headshot
"Bam!" - After getting a headshot.
"Boom! Headshot!" - After getting a headshot.
"Aww, did I kill your little buddy?" - After headshotting an enemy in a group of enemies.
"Yeah, you're dead."
"Take it, you Covie bastard!"
"Savor it."
"Oh yeah!"
"Add another one to the Johnson pile."
"Dance Sucker!" - Hitting an enemy with multiple DMR Shots
"That's two for flinching" - Hitting an enemy with multiple DMR Shots
"Scratch another one" - Headshot
"Nail that sucker!" - Headshot
"Nailed him" - Headshot
"Tango Down!"
"Oh ho! Now I'm mad!"
"The only good bug is a dead bug." - A reference to Starship Troopers.
"I got your number you dumb bug."
"Now that was alright!" - Headshot
"I'm reloading!" - When reloading
"This is how a man reloads!" - When reloading
"Stay low like I said so!" - After killing an enemy with melee.
"Think about THAT while you're sitting on your dead ass!" - After killing an enemy with melee.
"Damn right it's personal!" - After killing an enemy with melee.
"Badass unlocked!"
"I know what the dead Alien scum like" - after killing a large group of enemies
"I love the smell of burnt Alien" - after killing an enemy with heavy weapon or grenade
"Oh, this is gonna be so good!" - When switching to Fuel Rod Gun.
(Brief Maniacal Laughter) - When switching to Fuel Rod Gun.
"Gold is a little tacky, but, it'll do." - When switching to Fuel Rod Gun.
"This is for Harvest!" - When throwing a grenade.
"There's plenty more for ya!" - When throwing a grenade.
"Time to die, you son-of-a-bitch!" - When throwing a grenade.
"You picked the wrong marine to fuck with!" - When throwing a grenade.
"Count to five and watch 'em fry." - When switching to Spartan Laser.
"That's it, make room!" - When switching to Spartan Laser.
"I won't ever let this go!" - When switching to Spartan Laser.
"Close your eyes!" - When switching to Spartan Laser.
"Seeing red?" - When switching to Spartan Laser.
"Gonna make a whole lotta noise!" - When switching to Rocket Launcher.
"Let's get dangerous!" - When switching to Rocket Launcher.
"Get out the way!" - When switching to Rocket Launcher.
"Spank you!" - When switching to Rocket Launcher.
"You might wanna step REAL back" - When switching to Rocket Launcher.
"Sergeant Major Avery Junior blow-the-hell-out-of-your-alien-ass Johnson, reporting for duty!" - When switching to Rocket Launcher. This is quite rare to hear.
"Ah... that's what I'm talking about." - When switching to Plasma Launcher.
"Something is gonna get real blowed up!" - When switching to Plasma Launcher.
"Hey! Come here a sec..." - When switching to Plasma Launcher
"Don't wanna mess with THIS Sergeant Major!" - Switching to Plasma Launcher or Throwing a grenade.
"Pedal to the metal, go!" - Entering passenger seat of a vehicle
"Let's ride!" - Entering passenger seat of a vehicle
(Shrieks) - When stuck.
"No, you weren't dreaming, it's really me. You might remember me from Halo 1, 2 and 3!" -When stared at.
Books
"The Flood? Hell, Chief, it's going to take more than that pack of walking alien horror-show freaks to take out Sergeant A. J. Johnson!"
"Those Covenant sissies are going to have to tango with me before they set one foot in this room!"
"That doesn't look like an Uneven Elephant to me: looks more like two squids kissing."
"Help me with the lady, she weighs more than your last date."
Corporal Locklear: "Just shoot me now, Sarge, and get it over with. Don't torture me with that crap first."
Sergeant Johnson: "Suck it up, Marine. This is a classic."
Corporal Locklear: "So's a mercy killing."
"You better get it together, Marine, or John'll reach down and pull you inside out by your corn hole. And that'll be a sweet, sweet mercy... compared to what I'm gonna do to you." To Corporal Locklear after insulting Spartan 117.
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7/30/2020
too good

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9/30/2020
just perfect

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11/10/2020
Sergeant Johnson's quotes never get old

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Well done 343 👏👏👏
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