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One can only hope that the schlong inspection conducted during your academic tenure was undertaken of your own volition rather than as a compulsory rite of hazing.

Should you wish to align yourself with my noble pursuit as a nutritionist, rest assured I shall permit you a modicum of my esteemed renown.

Prepare yourself, therefore, to join me in the sanctified confines of the bathroom come tomorrow morning, lil' bro.


Regards,
Me again

Pass

Your commendation regarding the rather prodigious dimensions of my appendage is most appreciated. In fact, I am contemplating entering the forthcoming Olympic Games in the category of penile girth assessment. I am confident that, with my esteemed member, we shall undoubtedly secure the gold medal at last.

Regarding your decision to unveil a limited-edition penile card, I trust I shall remain uninvolved should you find yourself in legal entanglements in the foreseeable future.

Once more, I extend my gratitude for your felicitations. Rest assured, I shall make it a point to contact you during my next sojourn to your locale

Yours truly,
Me

Wtf is a good life decision.

I am profoundly gratified by the extraordinary kindness and concern you have extended towards me. However, it appears that the MAL system has managed to deceive you as it has me on numerous occasions. The timestamp indicating my online activity is nothing more than a mere illusion, a travesty of accuracy. The apparent online presence at the break of dawn is a farce, a grievous distortion of reality. Alas, I find myself ensnared by this same fallacy time and again, though its nature remains a mystery.
Do not distress, for I remain steadfastly committed to my habitual and splendidly regular sleep regimen. My engagement with MAL is exceedingly minimal, scarcely affecting my routine.

Moreover, my majestic indicator of swagger is now 17" flaccid. Kindly update your knowledge.


Regards,
KiR4T a.k.a. Kite

Nah I'm too lazy to fill this shit up. I'll get to it eventually

That lingo seems to indicate your involvement with some chhaprii members of the society.

who the hell are ya? That's not how my potato talks!

awww
happy birthday to you too (sightly early)

YOOOOOOOOOOO HBD POTATO

aaah i see, then I shall pray for your triumph from the dark shadows

Dead asf profile lmaoooooo (4)

Thanks to rain, things were a little cool for a while. Now it's back to hot days. Definitely better than previous summers though. Hopefully more rain will bring more cold days soon.

ummm uhh hahaha how's the weather there btw :)

Hmmmm Steel Ball Run is the highest rated manga in my list. So ig that's my favourite atm